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Your Fresh New Hell

I am here for Friends

About Me

Freaky Fast. Freaky Good. That's my middle name.

My Interests

Obscurity, cartoons, art, and my own happy imagination.

I'd like to meet:

No one. I'm happy in my shell, thank you.

get this clock

Music:

I've haven't heard any real music in like ten years.

Movies:

Chances are that if was made beofre I was born, I like it. Except Bird on a Wire. Fuck You, Mel Gibson, I thought you were cool. Go cry into your piles and piles of money while you hate the Jews.

Television:

[adult swim]HouseExtreme Makeover: Home EditionThe Soup

Books:

Everything but self-help. Because let's face it, there is no help for me.

Heroes:

My dad. *Anyone who creates something edgy or wonderful, or both. * * * * * * *Videoes for you.
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My Blog

I Sigh.

Oh my, it's been too long since I dropped a blog. Things were really busy the past couple of months. So what's new? Well, I'm changing schools. I'm taking the proverbial half-step down form UNO to Me...
Posted by Your Fresh New Hell on Sat, 03 May 2008 06:42:00 PST

More Letters I’ll Never Send

Round 2.   Dear Jon, Hey buuuuddy. You're still not my boss anymore, and that chick you dig is STILL a Lesbian. In case you forgot, Hey   Dear Ghandi; Well, I wrote to tell you something i...
Posted by Your Fresh New Hell on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 08:13:00 PST

Starkers!

Nah, just kidding. Just a quiz I stole form Misty. 1. Do you still talk to the first person you slept with?That, sadly, is not possible. 2. What is the best thing about your current job?Huh. There ar...
Posted by Your Fresh New Hell on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 07:52:00 PST

My Wonderfully Musical World

Music, for those who may not know, it just the greatest damn thing on the planet. Such a vibrant array of styles, instruments, voices, compositions - what an increadible spice to life. With so many di...
Posted by Your Fresh New Hell on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 06:21:00 PST

Ah, Craps.

Long time, no blog, my freinds. Either I have been increadibly busy or there has been nothing at all interesting going on lately, so I've neglected to blog. That and no one reads these crappy things. ...
Posted by Your Fresh New Hell on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 11:17:00 PST

Thank You

For everyone who has been giving us support during this difficult time. My family appreciates the condolences and we sincerely thank you all for keeping us in your prayers.
Posted by Your Fresh New Hell on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 01:08:00 PST

Things that Define Crazy-Ass Women

You see, this is why I could never be a lesbian. Women are too fucking insane. Sometimes I can't take it at all. Sometimes I say to myself, "Fuck this! Pussy is good, but it ain't worth this!" Then, o...
Posted by Your Fresh New Hell on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 08:15:00 PST

That Elusive "Right Thing"

We talk alot. We all do. So many words about how we want to be, how we should be, how we are. Lots and lots of words. I know. I'm alot of words. I talk alot about how I am a person who wants to do the...
Posted by Your Fresh New Hell on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 08:28:00 PST

Happy’s Back.

Yay. My happy's back. I was sulky yesterday, but I don't have time to worry about shit like this anymore. Besides, where the hell do I have time for a realtionship? No where. That's where. It's been w...
Posted by Your Fresh New Hell on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 05:19:00 PST

What the fuck?

I am seriously freaking out a little bit right now. Seriously. So here's some hypothetical hash for you to smoke. We like each other. We have a ton of fun together, we can talk for hours, we know all...
Posted by Your Fresh New Hell on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 05:47:00 PST