Guest Editor of Good Mobilehomekeeping! |
Yes. That is correct! Bing Bong is going to be a guest editor of Good Housekeeping. Only they do not yet know that. So let us keep it on the "down low" shall we? Or maybe it's Good Mobilehomekeeping ®...
Posted by xoxo on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 09:48:00 PST |
Can you get drunk off butter rum lifesavers? |
Well, can ya? That's my experiment today! I have eaten four tasty rolls of butter rum Lifesavers. The first two rolls were pretty good. Now I'm beginning to get bored of the flavor. Not to mention my ...
Posted by xoxo on Thu, 31 May 2007 01:55:00 PST |
Moudling Minds, not Molding Minds! |
Some parents feel that it is their responsibility, their duty, as a guiding force in the lives of children to mold their minds.
Bing Bong, on the other hand, feels a certain affinity for expo...
Posted by xoxo on Wed, 30 May 2007 11:45:00 PST |
So wise! |
Jaxon is six. He is almost seven but is wise beyond his years.
For example, he just amused the hell out of our neighbor by informing him that it was good that he was dating an older woman because "th...
Posted by xoxo on Fri, 25 May 2007 09:34:00 PST |
Consummed Retorts Calculator! |
My pot smoking mutter looks upon Consumer Reports as if it is the Holy Grail. Well, for her it is the Holy Grail since she's a confirmed athiest (despite my well-meaning intentions).
My cousin, St. J...
Posted by xoxo on Wed, 23 May 2007 07:14:00 PST |
I'm royalty. BOW TO ME! |
After a brief respite, whereby I managed to watch a movie the rest of my family would not like -BUT I ABSOLUTELY LOVED, Marie Antoinette, I realized that I AM ROYALTY. BOW TO THE QUEEN.
I ha...
Posted by xoxo on Mon, 14 May 2007 08:19:00 PST |
Bumper Stickers For Everyone! |
[Imagine Cockney accent]
Since me mind is always running round and round, I thought up some fun ideas for bumper stickers. Let me know what bloody ones you like.
Weaver Believer
Paris, France. NOT Par...
Posted by xoxo on Sat, 12 May 2007 12:59:00 PST |
What the HELL is an avatar? |
What the HELL is an avatar? I'm a retard and have no idea. Helpen zie!
It's like I thought 'mandatory' meant something along the lines of 'optional' until I had a rude awakening to the fact after miss...
Posted by xoxo on Thu, 10 May 2007 07:35:00 PST |
Ben Dover's in the Home Edition! |
Pedophile Abode Screams "Classy!"
by Klaus Tomybag
The first thing you notice when approaching the home of convicted child molester Ben Dover and his twat wife, Vaginette, is the confounding ar...
Posted by xoxo on Thu, 10 May 2007 12:14:00 PST |
Bon Jovi gone wrong |
I just had to share this with anyone. My six year old, Jaxon, was singing really loud in his room and it sounded like he was trying to sing a Bon Jovi song (You Give Love A Bad Name) but here were HIS...
Posted by xoxo on Tue, 08 May 2007 03:57:00 PST |
