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Poo Tang

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About Me


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My Interests

Music, cooking, relaxercizing, napping, sleeping, reading, collecting, writing, sleeping.

I'd like to meet:

LILY ALLEN! Wentworth Miller!
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Music:

NPR,90.3 KEXP, LILY ALLEN!, Air, Back to Mine Comps, Bjork, Blur, Fleetwood Mac, Grandaddy, halou, Magnetic Fields, Nick Drake, Jeff Buckley, Ryan Adams , Reggie Watts, Ween, Severed Heads, Royksopp, White Stripes, The Smiths, STARS, Air (French Duo),Rufus Wainwright, Cracker

Movies:

Freeway, To Die For, Donnie Darko, Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?, Leleo, Grey Gardens, The Beales of Grey Gardens, Rosemary's Baby, Nacho Libre, Mildred Pierce, Working Girl, Elizabeth, Casino, Dancer in the Dark, Amadeus, Auntie Mame, Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, Destry Rides Again. Any Dietrich/Von Sternberg film...

Television:

Not that I have much time to watch it BUT I do enjoy WEEDS, The Family Guy, CURB your ENTHUSIASM, Six Feet Under, Strangers with Candy, CSI:Vegas, The Nanny, Golden Girls, Scrubs, anything on the Discovery Channel, History Channel, Food Network...

Books:

Jessica Mitford, The Onion, Biographies, Vonnegut, Paul Monette, David Sedaris, Gregory McGuire, Phillipa Gregory, E. Wurtzel, E. Vincent Millay, Maria Riva, Zelda Sayre Fitzgerald, Vanity Fair; JT LeRoy and James Frey (no matter what they did or didn't do, still great reads!)

Heroes:

My Sister and Biggie Smalls

My Blog

Learning

I'm learning that manual labor is the poor man's gym. 
Posted by Poo Tang on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 11:52:00 PST

the incredible edible egg

I aspire for the omelette but always end up with the scrambled eggs. 
Posted by Poo Tang on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 11:47:00 PST

Purell for Lube

"When you use Purell© for lube, you kill 99.9% of bacteria that cause STD's. The other 0.01% cause pregnancy. For sensitive skin, try Purell© with Aloe. For an extra twist, add Orajel© and sesame seed...
Posted by Poo Tang on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 11:12:00 PST

The Ugly Whore

I hadn't seen my paternal grandmother in over a decade.  She sat at the kitchen table and I doubted if she'd even moved since the last time I saw her.  She might've followed me to the door, ...
Posted by Poo Tang on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 06:34:00 PST

Makings of a Merkin

I am made from only the finest and famous pubic hair clippings, donated through my charity "Locks of Lust."Some prestigious donations have come from the crotches of:-Paris Texas Hilton-The Legendary B...
Posted by Poo Tang on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 10:04:00 PST

THE MODERN MERKIN

The term "merkin" is alive and well today! A merkin in the gay and lesbian set in Hollywood refers to a "usually" straight male escorting a gay woman to public events so as to attempt to camouflage ...
Posted by Poo Tang on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 11:15:00 PST

A mirkin for your quim, me lady?

This blog was produced and researched by The Lady Stella. The history of pubic toupee's, also known as merkins.   A merkin pubes wig pubic minesque muff onanism pagina syphilis toupe toupeepubic ...
Posted by Poo Tang on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 11:13:00 PST

The real culprit of prostate cancer is...

Abstinence. "You have to keep your pipes clean or your balls will turn blue and your prostate will get cancerous and drop out your butt"...4 out of 1 doctors agree. 
Posted by Poo Tang on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 12:34:00 PST

Can I use Butter Flavor Crisco in place of regular Crisco?

Can I use Butter Flavor Crisco in place of regular Crisco? By all means! Butter Flavor Crisco performs the same as regular Crisco, but adds a rich buttery flavor....
Posted by Poo Tang on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 02:13:00 PST

Personality

Your Five Factor Personality Profile..http://images.blogthings.com/thefivefactorpersonali tytest/personality.jpg" height="100" width="100">Extroversion:You have low extroversion. You are quiet and rese...
Posted by Poo Tang on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 09:35:00 PST