Im filthy and it feels great. |
I just spent four days in the woods. I smell. Like nature. Didn't get to wrestle a bear. Sean, Scott, Lenny, Holly and I would have teamed up on the bastard. But we did climb a mountain (well, i ...
Posted by Prison Pretty on Tue, 14 Oct 2008 10:57:00 PST |
Like Fucking Clockwork........ |
my car got broken into again. that's 6 times since i've been living in JC. But this time it was kinda weird what they stole and what they chose to leave behind. Lets examine:They stole a bunch of C...
Posted by Prison Pretty on Tue, 07 Oct 2008 09:46:00 PST |
Addiction, Eviction, and General Malaise |
I just woke up at 5 in the morning wanting a smoke. Its been fairly easy the last couple of days but suddenly I'm craving a cigarette for the first time in my life. I've fooled myself all these year...
Posted by Prison Pretty on Sun, 28 Sep 2008 02:44:00 PST |
So why do you drink heavily? |
The English Department of Health has identified 9 types of heavy drinkers. Full article here:http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/7619508.stm1) Depressed drinker2) De-stress drinker3) Re-bonding drinker...
Posted by Prison Pretty on Thu, 18 Sep 2008 08:56:00 PST |
Warren Buffet for President |
So, here's an article which summarizes what Mr. Buffet thought of derivatives, the complex investment instruments used by the financial industry to make a crap ton of money from miniscule movements in...
Posted by Prison Pretty on Tue, 16 Sep 2008 09:25:00 PST |
My Eating Habits... |
.....are atrocious. Here's a quick rundown of what I consumed over the weekend. FridayPre baseball bbq - two bbq pork ribs, three beer-boiled bbq chicken legs, two brats without buns, 4 beers.At bas...
Posted by Prison Pretty on Mon, 15 Sep 2008 11:51:00 PST |
So I was robbed by a menthol cigarette smoking, retarded little person |
So i get a phone call from ADT security at 3 in the morning telling me that my business had been burglarized. I told them to just call my dad since he lived much closer to the store. They told me, t...
Posted by Prison Pretty on Wed, 10 Sep 2008 07:42:00 PST |
What’s your man gotta do with me? |
Aside from the fact that he's twice my size and can fuck me up, nothing. Sorry, but i was watching MTV Jamz and "I gotta man" by Positive K was playing during what must have been retro hour. Here ar...
Posted by Prison Pretty on Tue, 09 Sep 2008 12:36:00 PST |
Me vs. My Landlord |
So my bathroom shower has been dripping for over three months now and my mailbox has been without a working lock since I moved in a year ago. So I'm withholding the rent until my complaints are ackno...
Posted by Prison Pretty on Sat, 06 Sep 2008 10:25:00 PST |
When i was 27.... |
I was a happy little fool. and after a couple of shitty weeks, i'm again a happy little fool. I'm looking forward to what the rest of the year holds; for myself, my friends and my lovely family. An...
Posted by Prison Pretty on Sun, 31 Aug 2008 01:54:00 PST |
