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Jim Brent

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About Me

Born October 29, 1954 , I arrived in Greeneville, TN, from Ft. Wayne, IN, when Magnavox Inc. transferred my family. My formal educaton began in Mrs. Muncie Bird's kindergarten at First Presbyterian Church, followed by EastView Elementary (grades one through five), Andrew Johnson Elementary (grade six), Greeneville Junior High (seven through nine) and Greeneville High School (through grade 12).At age 14 I earned my Eagle Scout Award, attending Camp Tom Howard on South Holston Lake near Bristol VA/TN with Troop 94 for canoe trips and Order of the Arrow initiation. I played trumpet, valve trombone and chimes and with the GHS band went to the Cotton Carnival in Memphis in 1969, the Sugar Bowl in New Orleans in 1971 and a two-week tour of Europe in 1972.I took piano lessons from elementary through undergraduate schools, playing keyboards in some rock and jazz bands occasionally and accompanying vocalists.During high school and college I held many part-time jobs. These included greenhouse plant caretaker, floral arranger, fence painter, census worker and tomato picker. For the state highway crew I swept bridges, scraped up roadkill, delivered cigarettes to the guys at the garage, operated a dump truck and packed down the original gravel and asphalt on the 31-mile stretch of Interstate 81 through Greene County.At Magnavox, later known as North American Phillips Corp., I operated a fiberglass cutter, stamped out radio circuit boards and loaded TV-stereo units for shipment. I worked in retail sales at Greeneville's Parks-Belk and Bucherer Watch & Jewelry Company in Lucerne, Switzerland. While living there I got a Eurail pass and backpacked through that country, Italy, France, Germany, Austria and Belgium. Two summers were spent working for the Southwestern Publishing Company of Franklin, TN, which sent me to LaPorte, IN, and Corsicana, TX, as a door-to-door book salesman. For my college fraternity, Pi Kappa Phi, I held the offices of Vice Archon, Social Chairman and Kitchen Steward. Between undergraduate and law schools I was a newspaper reporter.I practiced general civil and criminal law upon admission to the Tennessee Bar in 1984 and From 1985-87 served as an assistant district attorney general in the 7th Judicial District of Anderson County TN. Eventually my practice emphasis became real property, starting locally and evolving into travel to half of the state's 95 Courthouses. Occasionally I prepare wills and handle estates. However, I must disclaim being qualified as a specialist in any particular area.I have been a part-time Episcopal church organist for over 30 years, playing for services, weddings, funerals, parties and receptions. For relaxation I enjoy sightreading and picking out pop and jazz tunes by ear on my electronic keyboard.I am a serious collector of albums, autographs and photographs. For ten years I have been a contributor at my favorite website, the A&M Corner. I write a weekly "album of the week" feature and post reviews with setlists of the many concerts I attend. I've collected hundreds of signed albums and CDs by traveling widely for shows, meeting the artists, making contacts with fellow fans and - of course -getting autographs and photo opps.Patience and persistance pay off, as my fellow road warriors and I have hung out at hotel lobbies, stage doors and near buses sniffing exhaust fumes and testing the patience of roadies for hours while waiting to meet famous artists we'd otherwise miss. A seven-hour stakeout in 2005 until 3 a.m. netted a prized autograph from Neil Young at Nashville's Ryman Auditorium. I then spent the night driving home. Losing an hour between time zones and facing the morning sun while driving down Rockwood Mountain, I had no regrets.Some of my collection is posted at my site: LP JIM The site was created in 1999 by my daughter-webmaster, a graduate of Oak Ridge High now a junior at the University of Chicago with summer work at Oak Ridge National Lab. She won a scholarship as a national finalist in the Siemens-Westinghouse Math and Science Competition held in New York City in 2005. My son is a 2008 graduate of ORHS. He will continue his education and baseball career at Maryville College, where he has received scholarships.Being the parent of college students and keeping up with technological changes are my biggest challenges these days. Swimming, playing music, pushing a lawn mower - I've never used a riding one - and concert road trips give me the necessary stamina and a positive, youthful outlook.

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My Interests

I'm a fixture at record collector's conventions, flea markets and carport sales. Try not to step on me while I'm in the floor rooting like a hog in a trough for that rare and obscure recording or book. I may not find what I'm looking for, but it's likely I'll uncover the treasure that's elluded you for ages. Just give me plenty of room to work.Long distance swimming is my favorite workout, and I joined Masters Swimming in 1990. Distance & endurance matter more to me than speed, so I compete in the 'February Fitness Challenge' and UTK's 'Swim to Florida' distance events yearly. The prizes are the t-shirts I love to wear. With patient coaching from the Oak Ridge Pool lifeguards, I overcame fear of heights and learned to dive from the three-meter board. I'm not a runner but enjoy long walks and alternate these with swimming. I can play a decent game of basketball when inspired and enjoy volleyball. During baseball season my services as a concession stand worker are much in demand. For three-hour shifts I serve up hotdogs and chili while amazing co-workers by calculating customers' change without a calculator. Occasional Sundays have me playing the organ for the early service at one church and the late one at another 20 miles away. Circuit riding is fun, and its great to get a new gig.

I'd like to meet:

Is one lifetime long enough to get a photo and autograph with every music act in the Billboard Top 200? Please check my photo albums often to see how it's going. I hope to meet Herb Alpert & every A&M label recording artist in history, along with many diverse music acts who tour within a reasonable distance from home.All with common interests who possess humor, generosity and intelligence, enjoy spirited discussions on any topic and value quality and loyalty in their friendships are welcome here.

Music:

Jazz, punk, pop, classic rock, grunge and occasional country and bluegrass. Favorites include Herb Alpert, Wes Montgomery, Sergio Mendes, Burt Bacharach, Baja Marimba Band, Boyce & Hart, Phil Ochs, Lee Michaels, Tamba 4, Antonio Carlos Jobim, Jimmie Rodgers, Paul Winter, Dave Brubeck, Paul Desmond, Chet Baker, Michael Martin Murphey, Walter Wanderley, Liza Minnelli, Pete Jolly, Herbie Mann, Art Blakey, Gerry Mulligan, Sun Ra, Jefferson Airplane/Starship, Hot Tuna, Procol Harum, Free, Mick Abrahams & Blodwyn Pig/ Spooky Tooth (with Gary Wright), the Go-Gos, the Police, Squeeze, the Feelies, Kitchens of Distinction, Status Quo, Supertramp, Strawbs, Split Enz, Simple Minds, Sixteen Horsepower (Woven Hand), Swervedriver, Scarce (Chick Graning), Soundgarden, Cold, Amy Grant, Vanessa Carlton, Michelle Branch, Juliana Hatfield, Waylon Jennings, the Dillards, and - last but never least - Evie Sands. Anyone see a pattern here? I'll save you the suspense. Many of these artists recorded for the world's best independent label, A&M Records. It's fun to check out new sounds, so feel free to recommend something new and interesting.

Movies:

I like comedy and horror. Low-budget slasher films are a guilty pleasure, and I collect DVDs of the non-gory but frighteningly disturbing psychological horror films of the '40s,'50s and '60s. Among the best are the original "Carnival of Souls," Olivia DeHavilad's "Lady in a Cage," Barbara Stanwyck's "The Night Walker" and "The Seventh Victim," starring Hugh Beaumont and Kim Hunter. The Bette Davis & Joan Crawford horror films are great, along with Peter Cushing's Dracula series and Vincent Price's prolific catalog, particularly "The Last Man on Earth." Special effects are no substitute for great acting. "Ruins" is profoundly disturbing, even to a jaded horror buff. Spring breakers get trapped between armed guards and flesh-eating flowers. Here's a tip: if you think you hear a cell phone ringing at the bottom of a well, don't attempt to answer it. "How To Lose Friends And Alienate People" starts out as a hard-edged satire with great acting, but it eventually evolves (or deteriorates) into a run-of-the-mill romantic comedy. "American Carol" is funny and refreshing poking fun at anti-American and left-wing elements in Hollywood. I'm amazed this movie was ever released and admire those who braved appearing in it. Will they ever work in the industry again? Hope so.

Television:

"Fair and Balanced" News on FOX -- especially Bill O'Reilly and the Tuesday "Body Language Segment" with Tonya Reiman (fascinating!) with some CNN and local news -- followed by T.V. Land comedies. I love "Andy Griffith," "The Jeffersons," "All in the Family" and "Sanford & Son." Classic "Twilight Zone," Hitchcock and "Outer Limits" are high on my list. Among new shows my favorite is "Nip/Tuck," and I'll occasionally get lost trying to follow "Lost." "Cops" and Court TV shows are interesting, and those dumb and predictable MTV "reality" shows with their spoiled, whiney characters are a fun diversion. When watching sports I use the mute button so I can read, play music and ignore stupid commentators. "Blind Date" on WB Network is a guilty pleasure indulged in once the news is over. More amusing to me than the onscreen victims.

Books:

Carl Hiassen's novels are great, and I also like Janet Evanovich, Sue Grafton, Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., William F. Buckley, William Simon, Dr. Bill Bass' Body Farm novels and small doses of Steven King. I enjoy history, economics, psychology, biography - particularly former presidents - and news analysis as well. Up-to-date music and movie guidebooks and current World Almanacs in every room are a must. Typically I read two or three books simultaneously at a leisurely pace. I am a tenacious researcher, and friends can rely on me to ferret out statistics on any subject, especially music trivia. Recently completed: "The Age of Turbulence" by Former Fed Chairman Alan Greenspan, a great analysis of recent economic history. He explains how low taxes, free trade and the "creative destruction" of obsolete industries in favor of efficient new ones allow the nation's standard of living to rise in spite of all the insecurity. The book demonstrates how his vision and foresight on monetary policy kept many potential recessions from becoming more serious. This is a "must-read."

Heroes:

President Harry Truman did what had to be done without regard for personal popularity and still got reelected. We are in dire need of statesmen and women of this caliber. Calvin Coolidge did his job quietly without a lot of BS. I admire JFK and Reagan for cutting taxes and excessive regulations to make the economy prosper and Grover Cleveland for using veto power to curb profligate Congressional spending.My fearless backpacking companions and coworkers from Switzerland and the State Highway crew demonstrated that all labor, regardless of prestige, is honorable.Fellow music and autograph collector Knoxville Attorney Douglas M. Anderson (1962-2006) taught me much about spontaneous fun and living life to the fullest. His spirit guides us on our concert road trips to successful encounters with our music heroes. Doug's photo and personal Mug are on exhibit behind the first floor bar at Knoxville's Downtown Grill and Brewery, our favorite watering hole.My friend Bill, a brilliant 80-plus-year-old scientist, out dancing with many lovely ladies several nights a week in the Old City, is a roll model for us all.

My Blog

Turbo Tour: A Chicago Diary

There was heavy lifting to do and little time for play. Moving my child from a summer apartment in Chicago several blocks back into the dorm was the task at hand.  Since this required a stro...
Posted by Jim Brent on Fri, 03 Oct 2008 12:40:00 PST

Safe From Everything Except Unburied Grudges

"Your Cousin Will's in deep you-know-what with the EPA," began the frantic phone call from his mother. I listened to her describe the alleged crime and tried to figure out what could be done to spring...
Posted by Jim Brent on Mon, 01 Sep 2008 12:01:00 PST

Key to the Highway Department

Getting hired for the road crew in the summer of 1974 meant going through Boss Tweed. This wasn't the New York City political machine of the 19th Century but something similar on a lesser scale. ...
Posted by Jim Brent on Mon, 21 Jul 2008 11:07:00 PST

A Poisonous Post-Show Party in a Police State

When fans get ripped off and herded around like sheep, it's everybody's fault and nobody's fault at the same time. The first sign of trouble is thinking your timing's right.  I'd only been standi...
Posted by Jim Brent on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 01:55:00 PST

A tale of two Bistros (Eat to the Beat)

They turned the only classy restaurant in my neighborhood  into a wing and kareoke joint. Many welcome this as a progressive step forward, illustrative of the notion youth must be served.&nb...
Posted by Jim Brent on Sun, 04 May 2008 01:58:00 PST

Future Senior Citizen of the Super Center

"You run back and forth to the Super Center so much you may as well live there." Many have told me that, and it’s true. For 20 plus years I’ve made the six-mile round trip from home t...
Posted by Jim Brent on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 12:42:00 PST

Outsourced Extortion for the Guilt Relief Fund

"Are you James?" began the ominous dinner time phone call. To only myself I replied "Who needs to know?" but actually said "Yes." The young female caller introduced herself as 'Myra' from 'Problem Sol...
Posted by Jim Brent on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 11:09:00 PST

Caged Dogs at a Church that Blesses Animals

My lap swimming friend Sybil bakes casseroles for the dogs across the street. Her house faces a neighbor's yard where there's a small concrete floor kennel with a high wire mesh fence. The kennel is n...
Posted by Jim Brent on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 06:39:00 PST

A Play Station Game of Misplaced Objects

We are characters who only exist in our descendant's Play Station 3000 game. They live in a future world of high-speed super computers, running simulations of their ancestors -- us, that is ...
Posted by Jim Brent on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 09:31:00 PST

Jumping the Shark to Catch Seagulls

In a constant quest for entertainment I've been accused more than once of jumping the shark. This is Tinsel Town talk for running out of good ideas, as happened to the writers of the beloved ABC ...
Posted by Jim Brent on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 05:04:00 PST