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lois muertos

loismuertos

About Me

i like to edit my profile a lot i'm horrible at spelling i'm not a republican i like the smell of skunk i have laughed so hard i peed my pants i want to travel the world i'm a recovering catholici absolutely love thunderstorms...especially when sitting on a front porch i believe everyone should have to work in a restaurant before they are allowed to eat in one i'm a double dipper i never ever ever, not for a million dollars, would live in the god forsaken wind tunnel that is known as new mexico

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My Interests

good music, good food, roller derby, candy, snowboarding, day dreaming, anything odd and creepy(like cadavers), being barefoot, art, fireflies, romance, making funny faces, travel, swimming in lake michigan, bubble baths, camping, cameras, flirting, old cars, mongo, chudda, dante, movies, people watching, body modification, freaks, and adrenalin rushes.......oh, and i like to cook, but i'll make a mess while i do it!

I'd like to meet:

mmmmmm.....deee-lish!

and george w. bush so i can bitch slap him

Music:

how about what i DON'T like; journey, reo speedwagon, michael bolton, steeley dan, britney spears, jessica simpson, celine dion, babs, widespread panic, kelli clarkson......

Movies:

gummo,what ever happened to baby jane, cool hand luke, a touch of evil,shakes the clown, big lebowski, kingpin, pulp fiction, what the 'bleep' do whe know, the secret, reservoir dogs, severance, being john malchovic (sp?), rear window, the birds, the exorcist, barfly, crouching tiger hidden dragon, donnie darko, rushmore, the accused, the shining, go, irreversible, fight club, the triplets of belleville, touching the void, walk the line, hedwig and the angry inch, ghost dog, the lost weekend, dead ringers, down by law, mystery train, bully, the wizard of oz, freeway, the brood, pecker, delicatessen, horror in general and anything by david lynch!......i could go on for hours, i think you get the picture.

Television:

GOD DAMN THAT PLANET EARTH SHOW IS COOL!!

Books:

first two chapters of a lot of them. lately i've been reading 'the secret','eat,pray,love', and 'the way of the peaceful warrior'.

Heroes:

survivors, and of course my mom and dad for raising 9 kids