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Nick JerZ {KAB}

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About Me


How Not to Transport a Cable Roll Down the Stairs
I believe in a prolonged derangement of the senses in order to obtain the unknown. Sometimes words have two meanings, and it's up to the mind to decipher the context in which the word is being used. Use your mind to try and discover the answers that secretly and unknowingly lie inside of itself. To break the mental barrier is to break on through...to break on through to the other side. ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................. Disfigure reality until it is shapeless. Look into the mirror until you are faceless. Start with the baffling, walk backwards to basics. Stride wildly, dangerous, into the face of the safeless. Let loose your identity and let your being be nameless. Enhance your senses to savor the tasteless. Forget about time and have the days become dateless. Abandon the ordinary and grasp the outrageous.~NJ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............."The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed."
It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!!..R.I.P. Icky A.K.A. Cool Dude
You are
What Rejected Crayon Are You?
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Nicholas
Birthday: 05/07/1987
Birthplace: Mulenberg Hospital
Current Location: Roselle Park
Eye Color: Blue/Grey
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 6'1"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: European
The Shoes You Wore Today: were comfortable.
Your Weakness: getting kicked in the junk
Your Fears: Life
Your Perfect Pizza: Chicken and Bacon w/ roasted peppers...slammin'
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Quit Smoking
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol or g2g
Thoughts First Waking Up: none until 12:00PM
Your Best Physical Feature: idk, people always said my eyes were nice..
Your Bedtime: whenever i pass out
Your Most Missed Memory: well, i missed it
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: I don't really eat fast food...but to choose? BK..
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: unfortunately...i do
Do you Swear: fuck yeah!
Do you Sing: constantly
Do you Shower Daily: yes sir
Have you Been in Love: I am right now
Do you want to go to College: I'm gonna Air Force it
Do you want to get Married: probably
Do you belive in yourself: sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness: never
Do you think you are Attractive: someone has to, so yeah, I do
Are you a Health Freak: not really
Do you get along with your Parents: NOW I do
Do you like Thunderstorms: sure, why not?
Do you play an Instrument: I play guitar, bass guitar, and chest bongos.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: last night!
In the past month have you Smoked: cigarettes..
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Ha!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I go lots of places...so probably
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: gross...no way
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: deliciously, yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: why, yes I have.
In the past month have you been Dumped: nooooooooooooo

In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no, but I'm game
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: maybe, pardon my kleptomania
Ever been Drunk: redundant question
Ever been called a Tease: can't recall
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: a few times
How do you want to Die: I am going to be assassinated by a jealous/disgruntled fan due to my overwhelming popularity in the artistic world.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: fuck the future!!! but for real...Radiologist
What country would you most like to Visit: Amsterdam or Italy I hope this book predicts my future.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green/blue
Favourite Hair Color: blondies
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: doesn't matter
Weight: idk...i dont weigh my dates.
Best Clothing Style: nice clothes
Number of Drugs I have taken: a plethora
Number of CDs I own: never counted...but it's a lot
Number of Piercings: uno
Number of Tattoos: four
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Not a God damn thing.
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!Iight... So my friend Loach got bored, and for that matter, probably a bit stoned and started making this video using only a webcam and a tweaked mind. For real, check it out, you'll be dying on the floor laughin. He's got some candid type shit, impersonations, music videos, and more!!! And if any of the things that you see offend you..."Fuck You."Chill out and enjoy America.So, Without haste, here is, "Loach's Moccasins" for the world to see.......................................enjoy!..

My Interests

I enjoy Music, Movies, Budz, Liquor, and Females. I love to travel. My collaboration of destinations therein includes: London, Liverpool- (Home of The Beatles), Paris, Los Angeles, Canada, Mexico, and an abundance of U.S. states. Werd. Even though I don't remeber Mexico because I was there during my infancy. All the other places were dope and I'd do it all over again. Except maybe France; Fuck the French. Their architecture is something to behold, (i.e. Notre Dame, The Eiffel Tower, and The Arc De Triumph,) but now that I've "beheld" it, there's really not much left for me to care about in that city; Aside from Pere Lachaise. (For all of you who dont know, that is the Paris cemetery which houses the final resting place of rock legend and American poet Jim Morrison). Besides that, Paris is nothing more than native Frenchmen criticizing the Americans that venture there, so Fuck 'em!!! I also enjoy breaking things, which is weird, but a lot of fun. I like to longboard...so I guess you could say I like to stay active. Seeing as how I'm NEVER HOME. I like to ride motorcycles. I think they are exciting, dangerous, and fun. Anime is cool....Japanese people found a good market in America. ;^D Animals are cool too...i have a black lab. Her name is Pepper and she's a fat, black bitch. i had a gecko, but it died. I crashed a car, and I'd do it again. More to come... My favorite beer: Killian's Irish Red My favorite food: Steak & Eggs My favorite song: Mordecai - Between The Buried and Me

I'd like to meet:

Anybody. But mostly dead people....For instance:I'd like to meet the guy who gunned down dimebag daryll, and shoot him in his fuckin head...he's an asshole.I would also like to meet Jim Morrison, but i can't...R.I.P One other that i would like to meet would be your mom. As for anybody who's full of themselves, anyone who ego-trips, people who are inconsiderate scumbags; Stay home, cuz no one likes you. It'd be pretty dope to meet this person too. I'd definitely learn a few things.

Music:

Anything, I tell you...anything...except for country, excluding Johnny Cash, cuz he's the man. For starters: The Doors, Between the Buried and Me, The Beatles, Tool, Led Zeppelin, Weezer, Dying Fetus, Cryptopsy, Skinless, Green Day, Jimi Hendrix, Shai Hulud, H2O, NOFX, Deep Purple, Captain Beyond, All that Remains, Full Blown Chaos, Darkest Hour, The Dillinger Escape Plan, The Number 12 Looks Like You, Sublime, Vision of Disorder, Diecast, Immortal Technique, Nonphixion, T.I., Jedi Mind Tricks, Company Flow, Copywrite, Unearth, Shadow's Fall, Lamb of God, Opeth, Pink Floyd, Fear Factory, Clutch, Norma Jean, Big L, Incubus, Agorophobic Nosebleed, Necro, Ill Bill, RJD2, Q-unique, God Forbid, Cannibal Corpse, Converge, Arson, Beck, Blur, The Locust, Blood Has Been Shed, 311, ANYTHING!!!! my hand is cramping, so that's all u get until you see me and ask me.

Movies:

Comedy movies are my favorite movies because i just love 2 laugh. but i'll watch anything...I like movies that stimulate the brain and make u think....movies that make u work for comprehension of the film. However, you can't spell satisfaction without "Action". So if u get a good action movie: Die Hard, Bond flicks, shit like that, You're gonna have a good movie experience. Horror movies are dope too. And all others that i missed......my bad, I guess I haven't seen them yet.FAVORITES would be: 3000 Miles to Graceland, Dazed and Confused, Go, Happy Gilmore, Saw, Saw II, Halfbaked, How High, Requiem for a Dream, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Cool Hand Luke, Hackers, FIST OF LEGEND, Ong-Bak, The Doors (Val Kilmer looked just like Mr. Mojo-risin') Trainspotting, The Song Remains the Same, THE PROTECTOR, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Blazing Saddles, Any Cheech and Chong movie, Cable Guy, Basketball Diaries, The Warriors, Wayne's World, Hot Shots, Hot Shots: Part Deux, Four Rooms, The Yellow Submarine, Hudson Hawk, Animal House, Where the Buffalo Roam, Idle Hands, Waiting, Grandma's Boy, The Bourne Identity, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective..1&2, Doom, and this is getting boring....many many many more movies made miraculously.

Television:

I hate T.V. But i am unbearably drawn to it. I mostly just watch: The History Channel, Science Channel, VH1, HBO, and Starz. But I do like anything violent, gory, or obsene that I can find via channel surfing. Things that challenge the way we live today or anything that laughs at "formal" society is cool with me. Wonder Showzen is all of the above. South Park is STILL funny, and Comedy Central is getting so out of line, its just straight racism. And i love it. Commercials ruin T.V.. There, i said it. Ommiting of course, the ones played during the Superbowl. They can stay.

Books:

HA Ha ha...books aren't my thing. They're just too boring to me. if any one book were to be my favorite? Catcher In The Rye would be it. But personally, I'd much rather sit down with a poetry book, comic book, or a magazine or some shit. Otherwise, a notebook is the only book that I need. That...and a pen. Because writing is a passion for me.

Heroes:

are what subs are sometimes called. hahaaaaaa. But for real... Tony Jaa!!!! Umm... Joe Satriani, Les Claypool, Les Paul, Hunter S. Thompson, Confucius, Shamins all around the world, Jim Morrison and the rest of The Doors, Maynard James Keenan, Superman, Johnny Depp, Ron Jeremy, Chris Farley, Bruce Lee, The Giant Kool-Aid Jug, Homer J. Simpson, Alfred Hitchcock, J.D. Salinger, Jack Daniel's, Dr. Suess, Shel Silverstein, King Kamehameha, Goku, Between The Buried And Me, Me Myself and I.

My Blog

"F.S.U. - Fruitcakes Starting Uprises"

Hey! FSU! What the fuck are u fighting for?Is it because in high school you got picked on?Or that your girlfriend is a whore?Maybe it's because you got beat up for all the stupid clothes you wore.Or m...
Posted by Nick JerZ {KAB} on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 03:29:00 PST

Destination: Los Angeles

As darkness falls, the young ones grow old. Little did they know of what was going to unfold. The time of their lives; Desired by most. A journey that thrives to be given a toast.      ...
Posted by Nick JerZ {KAB} on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 01:03:00 PST

Sleepless Nights

"24-hour Transformation"   me.awake. for the duration of night.   abrubtly bright.   on strong comes the dawn, and so my day goes on. from yesterday, freshly finished, to tomorrow's g...
Posted by Nick JerZ {KAB} on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 11:49:00 PST

TOOL at the Continental Airlines Arena

"TOOL CONCERTO"   Feelings become interstellar. Universal inside of the Continental. Beams of light reach out to the masses. The gathering would be incomplete without the masters.   &...
Posted by Nick JerZ {KAB} on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 02:16:00 PST

Journey

  "Journey"   Arrival. Running. Alive. Dying. Motionless. Finally. Departure.   © Nicholas J. Jordan October 7, 2006    ...
Posted by Nick JerZ {KAB} on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 02:39:00 PST

A poem

Oooomies...psilocybinally infectious. A beautiful sensation with visions rediculous. Contagious when in contact with my brain, make it bleed. Affect me, direct me, show me where to be. Perception full...
Posted by Nick JerZ {KAB} on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 02:56:00 PST

I fucked up BAD!

Oh man...I fucked up real bad....went to a party in New Providence...got lost getting there (like 7 times), spilled a beer almost as soon as I got there..felt bad..cleaned it and started partyin'...
Posted by Nick JerZ {KAB} on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST