Chris Loach - ProfilesArchive

About Me

my name is chris.
my friends call me loach.
im chill.
im polish.
im very complicated.
im very open-minded.
im very creative.
im very sarcastic.
i do vocals in a hardcore/metal band. (so i shot myself)
i give the best massages.
i have greater aspirations than the average person.
i love music and i love making music.
i want to go to film school.
i deliver mail.
yes. i said im a mailman!
squeeeeee.
im random.
i have many tattoos.
i love animations.
i am going to be a ninja.
right or wrong?
beer is good. and stuff.
vitamin water is the shit!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Music:

Abacinate
Waking the Cadaver
Slaughterhouse 5
Ogima
Job For A Cowboy
The Human Abstract
The Black Dahlia Murder
From A Second Story Window
Parkway Drive
Mozart
Between The Buried and Me
On Broken Wings
August Burns Red
Into The Moat
The Dillinger Escape Plan(old)
Darkest Hour
Poison The Well(old)
Vision of Disorder
Kill Whitney Dead
Pink Floyd
The Doors
Diecast(old)
One4One
and much much more

Movies:

MANY

Television:

I don't watch much TV anymore due to the fact that shows are lame and commercials suck.

DRAGON BALL Z!!
(is the fuckin shit, fuck the haters)
WONDERSHOWZEN
UFC
Family Guy
The Simsons
South Park
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
The Office

Books:

MENS HEALTH
catcher in the rye, the giver

Heroes:

Dave Dec
Don Hertzfeldt
Trey Parker
Christopher Walken
Quentin Tarantino
Tony Jaa

My Blog

THE Power Of The HUMAN Mind

Can you raed tihs siht? olny srmat poelpe can. Are you srmat or sutipd? Cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pwoer of the hmaun mnid, aoccdrnig to a rsch...
Posted by Chris Loach on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 03:03:00 PST

THE TRUTH ABOUT JERSEY

I had to put this shit up kuz a lot of it makes sense and is true. JERSEY REPRESENT! Yeah, I'm from Jersey, have been all my life. I'm gonna give you everything about jersey, the good, the bad...
Posted by Chris Loach on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 03:57:00 PST

Get Educated

The next time you are washing your hands and complain becausethe water temperature isn't just how you like it, think about howthings used to be.Here are some facts about the 1500's:Most people got mar...
Posted by Chris Loach on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 02:24:00 PST

Survey - All About Me

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:Chris "Loach" VloskyBirthday:September 11, 1983 (for real)Birthplace:JerseyCurrent Location:RPEye Color:brownHair Color:brownHeight:6'1"Right Handed or Le...
Posted by Chris Loach on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 09:01:00 PST

Im gonna make movies.

LOACH'S MOCCASINST.V. sucks. It's the same shit over and over again. I made this with a webcam. It's old and i might be working on a new one.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDMyTQYmCkk...
Posted by Chris Loach on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 05:15:00 PST