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Die Plankton

Nu-Krautrock Pioneers

About Me

Appealing to genuine fans of Krautrock with their mix of avant-garde, post-punk and urban soul tendencies, and to the mindless NME reading, bandwagon hopping ignorami half-hearted journalists with their prefix of 'nu'.
Die Plankton are avaliable to perform, we are happy to play theatre, bar, wedding, bar mitzvah, rave, art opening, fetish ball.
To book contact Die Plankton through myspace, www.myspace.com/dieplankton.
Die Plankton are looking for band for a split single.
"Is this jazz made by mongaloid insects?" -Absolute Leeds "I like your work very much. The avant garde is alive and well. " - Laurence Gartel, Digital Art Pioneer "Like listening to farts" -Captain Claire Cherry, of Leeds band The Mooglefrruckers "Die Plankton operate in the space between musicality and performative intervention - the centre of the work is always in constant flux. When one listens closely to the track 'Never in a Million Years Would I Kill a Child, Please Forgive Me' we can hear an audible demonstration of Jacques Derrida's discussion of the 'remain(s)' as illustrated in Glas. The remain(s) are that point of the Hegelian dialect where nothing is quite what it seems, it represents that moment of choice – an ever present potentiality. We have two distinct parts of music playing together. One piece is reminiscent of some post-industrial clatter (perhaps a reference to their East German heritage). The other is the slow, Japanese inspired bells. Both lines of music are in different timings forcing the listener to escape from their fixed centre. This is the ever alienated 'I' that Lacan so beautifully discusses with reference to the 'mirror stage'. The two lines of music represent perhaps a conversational dialogue involving class struggle – both are operating independently of each other, but at points the sounds mesh creating perfect synthesis…" " - Judy Butler, Parallax (forthcoming)
"If leeds was the ocean, the kaisers would be like a big blue whale, the biggest band around, and Die Plankton would be..........er.........very small." - Trev, Leedsmusicforum.co.uk
"It makes me sit back and ask myself, why am I even listening to this" -Nick Kent
"Is this bizzare music, or merely better music? Or neither? -Noam Chimpsky 'i love the plankton.' - Tony Bone
"Your music sounds like Nightmares!" Mad Sam Flint, one legged front man of Road Krew
"Sounding like the Princess Diana car wreck meets George Orwell... classic stuff" - Wire
"If Bob Hoskins made music, it would sound like this" - NME
"Ich muss in meinem Herzen von Herzen sagen, ich finde, dass "Die Plankton das am meisten fantastische erstaunliche Band, um jemals zuzuhören." - Krautrock Superzeitschrift
"Pointless" - Sandman Magazine
"Genius" -Metro
"According to Green, pop's assertion of rhythm, its interruption of language, its sexuality, the way in which it presents identity and dissolves identity, and the means with which it does so, converges with many postmodern philosophical concerns. 'It is possible to think about music as something that undoes. In as much as it is not semantic, does not have that bedrock of meaning, other than having other ways of circumscribing it, it is a deconstructive mood' (Green in: Toop, 1988). 'When I met Derrida he said that Die Plankton was part of the same project of undoing and unsettling that he's engaged in. He's written that what sets the musician apart is the possibility of meaninglessness. That unsettling has always been my experience of Die Plankton, from the earliest moments - Die Plankton is about the abuse of language' (Green in: Reynolds, 1988)." - Scritti Politi, 'a short note about Die Plankton'
"There is something certainly amazing about the musicmanship of this group." - Harry Greysham, Look North
"Die Plankton are like the twin towers of pop" - Leeds Guide "We heard the demo and were like, yeah right" - leedsmusicscene.com
"combining the dynamism of Faust with the avant garde pretensions of the 1920s, Die Plankton are certainly an enigma. One can detect the feel of John Coltrane's more experimental failings..." - The Guardian
Die Plankton don't have "songs" as such - they use and subvert song forms within the context of an expressive whole that includes the entire texture of vocal and instrumental rock sounds in exciting ways - not so much experimental as exploratory, finding what can energise a crowd, and drawing them into otherwise "difficult" terrain. Like all genuine art, they ask their audiences to perceive things differently. - Sam Saunders. Leedsmusicforum
"They ironed on stage, it looked like a cow's udder that was being ironed, but it sounded beautiful, we were lost in the moment like cherry blossom petals floating in the breeze" - The Observer Music Monthly

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 1/10/2007
Band Members: Nu-Krautrock pioneers
Henrich; Formerly of Hamburg experimental outfit "Der Contemptables", a career marked by frequent brushes with death
Karl; Fired from the Irish navy for making secret recordings aboard submarines and using thier sonar in sound experiments.
And between us we play and perform with... Plastic sheet, bed pan, kettle, donkey skull, air compressor, stolen DHSS hole punch,riding crop, foot pump, plastic bin, metal bin, waste paper basket, maraccas, piping, slide, corpse, ear candles, pond, shower unit, bass guitar, ukulele, banjo, baby accordion, Ken Livingston, Atari 2600, paperbacks and hardbacks, acid bath, fire engines, the good vibes, the bad vibes, childs toy oven, tent poles, KubbThe first full length album, "The Krautrock Suicides" is currently in post production Both Karl and Henrich are writing a fictional book called Scouserocksampler, with Julian Cope expressing no willingness to take part
Influences: Faust, Can, Magma, Brain Donor, Phil Glass, John Cage, John Cale, Mother's Untimely Death, Mr Bungle, Toya, Nintendo, Tangerine Dream, Aphex Twin, The Orb, GWAR, My Bloody Valentine, Frank Zappa, Sega, The Velvet Underground, Fantomas, The Ex, Gang of Four, Kraftwerk, Focus, Camel, King Crimson, Guns and Roses, Helmet, Fridge, Wilco, Dolly Parton, Bobby Darrin, Princess Diana RIP, Electroplankton, Fat Kid, Funkadelic, Snoop Dogg, Anthrax, Jesus, Jesus and Mary Chain, Mary Beats Jane, Bjork, Sigur Ros, Karl Jung, Tea, Meg White, Klaxons, Gay Dad, Northern Uproar, The Macc Lads...
Sounds Like: More painful than Suicde , the poor mans Fantomas. This is what it would have sounded like if The Mothers really had been fuckers.
Record Label: Ich bin Plankton-Mann
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Fucjed up fridays at Cardigan arms 7th december

hallo, we have been asked to play at the Cardigan arms fucked up fridays on 7th december, while Henriech is recovering from his last bout, we may not play until then, which is a long time off, too lon...
Posted by Die Plankton on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 05:41:00 PST

Wrestling

Did you perhaps know that as well as nu-Krautock and humanitarian work Die Plankton have a third passion? Its WRESTLING?We are a respected tag team and have taken on epic bouts. Last Thursday THE ULTI...
Posted by Die Plankton on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 12:26:00 PST

Jonathan Ross to play Die Plankton song on radio!!! Which one?

Jonathan Ross would like to play one of Die Plankton songs on radio, which song should we give him?
Posted by Die Plankton on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 08:42:00 PST

Die Plankton to feature in acdemic journal!!!

WE have received an intersting email today, I will quote the contents, it is from art/cultural studies journal, Parallax (I not know the name of the author I think the name Judy Butler, maybe, I ...
Posted by Die Plankton on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 07:53:00 PST

Krautrock Suicides - Delayed !

LP Delayed The Die Plankton LP will be latter than it was planned. The test pressing came back f...
Posted by Die Plankton on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 03:33:00 PST

Forthcoming

Hallo, we are looknig forward to playing more shows, we are planning a Pantomime themed show for December, Henrich is busy with that as I write, it looks to be an exciting event. As for other shows, k...
Posted by Die Plankton on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 06:48:00 PST

Artist Required!!!

Are you an artistan wanting to work?Die Plankton have a logo and little else artworking. Send us some art and we'll give you free performance at ho...
Posted by Die Plankton on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 03:32:00 PST

Thanks For Coming!

Die Plankton is very so very greatful for the people who saw ourshow. We have large fun and appearance forwards to seeing you next Gig had where we have a special Werbegeschenke. Does wish die plank...
Posted by Die Plankton on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 05:35:00 PST

9/11 Show

As you know we are playing show on the morrow. We are excited, we have decided that the show will be 100% improvised. The show will be sonic experiment.
Posted by Die Plankton on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 01:00:00 PST

Three new uploads!!! Two brand new songs!!!

Hallo, we have uploaded two new songs 'Going to the Woods' and 'Chips for tea'. We have also uploaded a track from our now sold out first EP called 'They don't make them like this'. The production on...
Posted by Die Plankton on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 10:51:00 PST