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David

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.- Mark Twain

About Me

Lets talk about you. Yes, yes, now how did that make you feel? Ok Im going to prescribe you 500 milligrams of Zoloft and how about we call it a day.

My Interests

... Making Dots ... ... ...

I'd like to meet:

Pee Wee Herman... Mecka Lecka Hi, Mecka Hinie Ho....Bill Nye, the science guy, Nicholi Tesla, and the stay puft marshmallow man.

Music:

Great Music

Movies:

Good Movies

Television:

KaBlam!

Books:

The Autobiography of Patrick Star

Heroes:

SpongeBob SquarePants

My Blog

Dreams and Friends

is it wrong to keep dreaming the same dream, have the same goals even if you never obtain them, even when people give those dreams up, somewhere in the back of their minds, are they still dreaming tha...
Posted by David on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 12:57:00 PST

My Celebrity Look-alikes

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Posted by David on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 05:35:00 PST

Tyra is the greatest

I got my birthday present from her, she is the bestest and knows what to get me.. shes is the greatest. Love You Tyra. [IMG]http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d13/dwmjr1985/Tyragif t1.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]htt...
Posted by David on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 04:08:00 PST

New Salad

I created a new salad today, freaking delicious.   First you put in the lettice and all the salade crap, then comes the good stuff.   Next you pour on the Bacon Peices... unless yo...
Posted by David on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 05:07:00 PST

Renaissance Fair Comedy Sketch Revised

A modern guy goes to a Renaissance Fair. He's at a Jousting competition, and he gets on a motorcycle, revs his engine while the other jouster rare his horse back. The man on the motorcycle appears ...
Posted by David on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 12:10:00 PST

soon to move

Yet again I have come to that seemingly consistent cycle where I am going to have to move again. Leaving behind a state that has given me so little. It's a place where hardly anything ever happens, w...
Posted by David on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 08:51:00 PST

Im a terrible writer

Apparently someone thinks that I would never make a decent writer. To her it's about the words, it isn't about the ideas. I lack the knowledge of how to express myself persuasively. To this person ...
Posted by David on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 06:12:00 PST

Bye Bye Myspace & internet

Well im leaving for awhile, not sure how long i will be without internet, talk to you guys when i get a chance bye.
Posted by David on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 05:56:00 PST

Sent letter to agent

Ok so i sent a query email to one hollywood agency, then the rest i gotta send in letter form i suppose..   doubt ill hear anything back.. but what the fuck its worth a try.  Its for my...
Posted by David on Thu, 24 May 2007 09:29:00 PST

What my pages will look like in my book.

This is a rough draft of what my pages in my book will look like thanks to my computer artist friend Tyra. Thanks Tyra.lol...
Posted by David on Sat, 19 May 2007 09:17:00 PST