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SEE YOU SATURDAY @ KREM and CROBAR!

About Me

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HISTORIA DE UN LETRERO (THE STORY OF A SIGN)

My Interests



I'd like to meet:


i'd like to meet a total freak. one that fucks all my friends when i'm not around, the kind that hides outside your house to see what time you come home or goes through your phone when your sleeping, calling back all the numbers in your history to see you've been talking to. or a huge bitch... ya know a totally cold-hearted, stuck-up, superficial, gold digging bitch!




NOTE: don't leave any ugly pictures or stupid shit on my comments because i will erase them. no gigantic pictures that take up the whole screen, no pics of naked fat people, stupid cartoons, sexy trucks, whore trains, etc. oh yeah... don't promote your lame nightclub party or concert on my site unless you ask me first... Everyone already knows that my parties are the hottest around! got it bitches?

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My Blog

REMEMBER WHEN......

Remeber when MySpace used to be cool??? Remember when people use to actually post interesting bulletins and comments??? Nowadays all we get is a barrage of "come to my party" or "listen to my ne...
Posted by suburban royalty " on Tue, 12 Aug 2008 04:15:00 PST

THINGS I DON'T LIKE.... PART 2

more stuff i don't like: anyone who has ever put on a star trek costume that wasn't actually on the show. you are the biggest loser on the face of the planet. people that lay on their horns while sitt...
Posted by suburban royalty " on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 06:01:00 PST

SOME STUFF I DON'T LIKE.

things i don't like:       people that continue to argue even though you give then their way.     girls that think it makes them cool to kiss another girl.  don't get me ...
Posted by suburban royalty " on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 08:28:00 PST

the average woman kisses 79 guys before getting married!

it's true.... you're all total sluts! lol ... j/k!wanna know some other stuff about women? too bad if you don't... i'm gonna tell you anyways! guy's pay attention here.... i'm trying to help you fucke...
Posted by suburban royalty " on Tue, 22 Nov 2005 04:20:00 PST

JUST FUCKING ADMIT IT....OK... SERIOUSLY.

my irritation of the day is............ people that are absolutely by every sense of the word are LARGE...  yet still feel the need to put that they are "average" on their myspace ...
Posted by suburban royalty " on Fri, 02 Sep 2005 02:01:00 PST

WHEN ITS A WRAP .... ITS A WRAP!

i've had a couple people tell me that this is mean... but i disagree.  what do you think?   ok.. my cancellation policy.... basically don't think that i need to inform a girl that i went out...
Posted by suburban royalty " on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

SeCrEts.... and the people who can't keep them!

can someone please tell me why people can't keep secrets? as long as i live i will never understand how you can tell someone something in absolute confidence... someone that is supposed to be one of ...
Posted by suburban royalty " on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the girl with the big head keeps calling me...

ok... heres the story. met a girl at crobar last week. as i remembered... she was super hot. goes to show what a little vodka and some lazer lights can do to first impressions! when i saw her again...
Posted by suburban royalty " on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

leavemealone....

people are totally bugging today... or maybe it's just me? ever have those days where ordinary everyday things that people do or say just annoy the shit out of you? well, i'm having one of those day...
Posted by suburban royalty " on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

so bored

today has been a pretty lame day... nothing really going on, buti've managed to fill my time with frappaccinos, computer billiards and text messaging everyone i know with random song lyrics from the 8...
Posted by suburban royalty " on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST