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About Me

Hmmm, yessss lets see... Im a 3,000 year old wizard// C+ movie actor. My hobbies include making big trouble in little China, Using my pinky lasers on the dueche bags who oppose my will, making and devouring mystical potions, and general mischief. My enemies include - bad weed - cheap liqour - Kurt Russel - The Man. Future films include BTiLC-2, and a funny story accompanies it... please read on.... (posted bulletin by me July 23rd night-time-ish subject: Its 0n Like D0nkey K0ng!!!) Well this ones for all my fans. I guess we are making a sequel to my movie. Apparently Kurt Russel has been talking shit to my agent and we cant have that now can we? This movie will be much lower budget ( I know right, how can it be possible!?!) and it will involve a cellphone video recorder and me beating the shit out of a sleeping Kurt Russel. Needless to say this will be the beter of the 2 movies, Ive learned that one must not take switchblades to the forehead and with my new knowledge, I AM INVINCA-FUCKING-BLE !!! (indeed.)

My Interests

French manicures. maidens and/or wenches. pwning forums on myspace. making pimp alias accounts. Herb. ganja. jagermeister. psilocibin. being creative. reading ancient manuscripts that are beyond all comprehension of mere mortals such as yourself.

I'd like to meet:

Close minded sheep who do as they are told without question, and believe whole heartedly everything the media tells them. You must fear change, push your beliefs on others like a good Christian, work for free, absolutely love George Bush, and obviously not be to bright. ( and you must do my bidding!!!)

Music:

yes plz. kthx

Movies:

Big trouble in little China.

Television:

sesame street. mr rogers in teh hood. pr0n

Books:

lots of em

Heroes:

me. Cookie monster. papa smurf. Trix Rabbit. Zoidberg. Ghengis kahn. The Monarch!!!

My Blog

briefly not here

have to work alot for the next week or so, so ill be getting back to every1 asap.
Posted by Lo-Fucking-PaN on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 08:17:00 PST

misc. rant

Ever wanted to cry and couldnt? Ive been like that for a very long time now. I should be able to but tears just never come. I dont think Im to far desensitized, no matter how much I claim I am sometim...
Posted by Lo-Fucking-PaN on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 08:58:00 PST

Vacation

I will be leaving From Orlando airport tommarow morning and heading to some mountains in Tennesee ( i think its tennesee anyway ) for thanksgiving. I have a few family members there and i havent seen ...
Posted by Lo-Fucking-PaN on Thu, 17 Nov 2005 01:09:00 PST

Oh well

Today was my Dads birthday. Ofcourse we didnt talk or anything, but its to be expected, nothing unusual we never talk anymore and havent exchanged words in years.
Posted by Lo-Fucking-PaN on Fri, 09 Sep 2005 06:13:00 PST

Labor Day

I had an insanely great time on Labor day. I went out with a few friends to passage key (between eggmont and anna maria). It was great, nakedness in abundance, more alchohol than nakedness. I am now s...
Posted by Lo-Fucking-PaN on Wed, 07 Sep 2005 08:32:00 PST

Another day

Another day, another dumb-fuck wants to showdown. Well its too late now, people should know not to fuck with someone with nothing to lose. Ok Ok fuck retaliation, these mother fuckers are more n...
Posted by Lo-Fucking-PaN on Mon, 29 Aug 2005 10:56:00 PST

Sucks knowing yourself better than any1 else

I think I had the worste dream Ive ever had. Youd think Id be used to it since I Always have vivid dreams. Like I said before I havent had a dreamless sleep in forever. This one was bad though, it did...
Posted by Lo-Fucking-PaN on Wed, 17 Aug 2005 02:36:00 PST

General ranting on my belief that life is a dream.

Life is about pain. Pain is an illusion, it brings wisdom to those willing to accept that, and torment to those who cant. If life is a dream, then to die must in turn be to awake. Since life is...
Posted by Lo-Fucking-PaN on Sun, 14 Aug 2005 12:30:00 PST

more shit i wrote while down

What is this to you? Cuz this is life to me, its my veins begging to bleed, an incurable disease. Its nothing I can adore, with nothing to look forward to, anymore. I will not submit, to happiness and...
Posted by Lo-Fucking-PaN on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Plagued

Im plagued with nightmares. I havent had a dreamless sleep in years. Wtf is with that? Never really any good dreams either all are crazy. But when I do have a good one and wake up. Im like shit why co...
Posted by Lo-Fucking-PaN on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST