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Jackiey

I can't I was evicted first! I might fart a bit, but I'm 'armless really!

About Me

Hi, as you've probably guessed, I'm Jade's mum. My daughter Jade became famous after appearing in the third series of Big Brother on Channel 4. I've just finished a week in the Celebrity Big Brother house with Jade and her boyfriend Jack Tweedy.
I've also appeared in Bo' Selecta, a makeover show and in talk shows with Davina McCall and Sharon Osbourne. Most recently, I underwent a bit of the old cosmetic surgery in Extreme Makeover, where the procedures included a face and neck lift, a nose job, Botox jabs and breast implants! Now I look young and beautiful again! In fact, some would say I'm the embodiment of an English rose!
I'm a 49 year old bi-sexual. I like to talk and I absolutely love lemon juice. I lost the use in one arm in a motorbike accident that also tragicly killed my brother Budgie, and I was cared for by my daughter Jade. I also broke my nose in the accident, and then my ex broke it a second time when he hit me in the face with an iron! I then spent several years smoking weed and hash, plus taking heroin and crack cocaine, nicking stuff and working as a clipper on the streets, right up until until Jade's fame changed my life!

My Interests

Jade, TV, Eating, Talking, Farting, Smoking

I'd like to meet:

That cheeky bugger Renton, the dodgy pimp still owes me a tenner!

Music:

Old skool rave, hardcore and gabba.

Movies:

New Jack City, Carry On films

Television:

Big Brother

Books:

Jade's autobiography

Heroes:

My daughter Jade. Davina McCall.