Hi, I'm Uma. When I was 8, a neighbour shouted at me because I posted magazines I made through their letterbox. When I was 14, I discovered Biffy Clyro. Now I'm 20, all I do is read magazines, attempt to make and write for magazines and talk about Biffy Clyro. A true testament to the fact that some things just never change.
Laughter. Music. Media. The colour orange. Trying to think of words that rhyme with orange. The fall of man. Boggle. My friends. My family. Nice geeky boys. Time machines. Monning the Biff. Superheroes. Harrassing people. Fruit salad. WWF (and I ain't talking about those pandas..). Comics. Admiring tramps from afar. Trying to find people who agree that the man from Status Quo looks like and possibly is Phil Collins. Vaseline and the many containers Vaseline comes in. The demise of Simply Red.
What I'm not interested in:-
Ants. Clowns. Fireworks. Ice skating. Even numbers.
People who aren't utter bell-ends.
Feel free to test your fortune my son! I warn you though, the cookie ain't considerate to nobody.
My three favourite bands are:- Alice in Chains, Biffy Clyro and Idlewild but I like most bands/singers that are like:- Death Cab For Cutie, Marvin Gaye, Deftones, Justin Timberlake, Brand New, Cake, Prodigy, 4 Bonjour's Parties, 65 Days of Static, Reuben, Girls Aloud, The Cure, Incubus, Massive Attack, Any work by Pharell Williams and Timbaland, Enter Shikari, Foo Fighters, '90's dance music, Glassjaw, Ella Fitzgerald, The Roots, Oasis, one hit wonders from the 1960's onwards, Capdown, The Smiths, Mewithoutyou, Sugababes, Underoath...pretty much everything, apart from Hard-Fi.
Take up a lot of my time.
Programs on obese people.
Freak me out.
Lionel Richie for saying hello to blind people