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Rockhard Lockard

"If you put a Van Halen album in your record collection, it will melt all the rest of your records."

About Me

Fear me, for I am truly mighty.

My Interests

Mayhem. Lots and lots of mayhem. And I like being in plays.

I'd like to meet:

The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow Roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centrelight pop and everybody goes 'Awww!'" - Jack Kerouac

Music:

Angry girl music of the indie-rock persuasion. And Blues.

Movies:

The Usual Suspects, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, A Life Less Ordinary, Brain Donors, Train Spotting, Dead Poets Society, Oliver!, Start the Revolution Without Me, the Twelve Chairs, The Very Thought of You, An Ideal Husband, The Importance of Being Earnest, Kill Bill, Ninja Scroll, Castle in the Sky, The Emperor's New Groove, Boondock Saints, Goodfellas, The Fisher King, The Last Unicorn, Legend, All of the Star Treck movies, Soul Music, Wyrd Sisters, Gladiator, Braveheart, James Bond (Island of Dr. No & The Man With the Golden Gun), Singn' In The Rain, Ocean's Eleven, Hook, The Life Aquatic, The Full Monty, and more that I can't think of right now.

Television:

C-Span and America's Next Top Model.

Books:

Discworld novels, Trolls and Their Relatives, Hitchhicker's Guide to the Galaxy, A Clockwork Orange, The Wanting Seed, American Gods, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Invisible Man, Anything by Oscar Wilde, Neverwhere, Good Omens, The Lost Boys, the Dark Tower Series, the Stand, A Song of Fire and Ice Series I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

Heroes:

The 13th Regiment of the Roman Army.

My Blog

If this week doesn’t kill me...

Nothing will. I've foolishly overbooked myself this week, with the All Hallows Fringe show coming up, rehearsals for "A Wonderful Life," reading an awesome play by Kicky Boom Boom and Going to the Boo...
Posted by Rockhard Lockard on Fri, 17 Oct 2008 02:36:00 PST

I have a new obsession...

Okay, so I just discovered that I have access to all of the Sentinel photo archives and I've been looking up all you actor types to find pictures of you. It's a lot of fun and my new guilty pleasure a...
Posted by Rockhard Lockard on Fri, 12 Sep 2008 09:32:00 PST

two in a row and one in the hole.

Just had two excellent weekends, one with the Geoghagans and one with the Lockards.Last weekend, Josh and I drive up to ATL for Amber's birthday festivities and had a hell of a time going to the Summe...
Posted by Rockhard Lockard on Mon, 08 Sep 2008 03:30:00 PST

Shining City opens this weekend... excuse me whilst I puke.

Shining City opens tomorrow. I'm really really really nervous but what can you do? We have a good cast and I love this play more and more each time I watch the rehearsals. It's a great piece about st...
Posted by Rockhard Lockard on Thu, 04 Sep 2008 10:12:00 PST

Bush is a major athletic supporter

This photo proves once again that President Bush is an ardent supporter of our American athletes competing in the Olympic Games - especially women's volleyball. ...
Posted by Rockhard Lockard on Tue, 12 Aug 2008 12:37:00 PST

This is my rifle, this is my gun...

This is  alink to the little preview that I wrote on Elliot, A Soldier's Fugue for Metromix. It's not a review, just a short piece describing the play so that folks can come check it out. And you...
Posted by Rockhard Lockard on Fri, 08 Aug 2008 02:16:00 PST

I’ve made some pretty bad mistakes in my life...

but brushing my teeth with Icy Hot last night has got to be the worst. Never brush your teeth after taking your contacts out. Incidently, I just found out I've been cast in Shining City at Theatre Dow...
Posted by Rockhard Lockard on Tue, 22 Jul 2008 11:42:00 PST

Pose like an Egyptian...

Here is my Brendan Fraser Photo Gallery for Metromix. Be prepared to drool. Actually the pics are from pretty far away, but I got some pretty good shots of sexy Egyptians that you can oggle. ...
Posted by Rockhard Lockard on Mon, 14 Jul 2008 06:59:00 PST

Can I just touch you, please?

I got to meet Brendan Fraser today! He was doing a sneak preview of "The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor" at Universal in front of the mummy ride and he did a little Q & A with the press afterwa...
Posted by Rockhard Lockard on Sat, 12 Jul 2008 06:57:00 PST

Big Wheel Keep On Turnin’

Yesterday, I went to the press release for the new Great Orlando Wheel that is set to break ground on I-Drive in 2010. It was pretty exciting. Mayor Richard Cotty was there and the stage was flanked b...
Posted by Rockhard Lockard on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 10:48:00 PST