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About Me

I ran into a simple romantic with a gift for words, and then came here inspired to a little honesty of my own.I love my friends, more than they may even know. I am happiest with them, sitting on a couch or sailing in a car, cutting jokes and polishing them up, curled up in a restaurant booth, listening to their stupid problems, and telling them my more stupider ones. They cross my mind more than anything else during the day.I love Sunday mornings tearing through the paper, drinking strong coffee and feeling spoiled the way I throw each section in a disorganized pile on the floor as I am through with it as if I rule the world for the next twenty minutes.I love naps.I love listening to intelligent people who help me forget my own venerated opinions.I love that the banal activities of life are easier for me to accomplish with good music playing. I can clean, I can work, I can get through just about anything.I love a really good question.I love buying into any and all meta-scientific mythologies, because it feels like I’m doing Yoga on my imagination.I love people who have little or no boundaries in musical taste.I love a child-like sarcasm filled with vitriol and wonder at the same time.I love that every time I stand at the ocean, I think it’s a miracle that everything exists. And I feel small and lucky at the same time. I love even more letting the waves beat the shit out of me; it’s good for my ego.I love Goth kids, with their gloomy outlook and pale skin and colored hair. I just want to hug them and thank them for reminding us that even depression can be loads of fun.I love a good tasteless joke that makes people giggle even minutes later.I love curling my hands around a warm mug of tea when it’s cold or rainy outside.I love playwrighting, seeing that I have completed 3 or five pages a day, or coming to the end of a scene and feeling good enough about it in its first draft.I love that most self-proclaimed anarchists look pretty much the same – same dress, same slouch. I want to hug them.I love it when people first read or see my plays and understand and empathize with the questions I am asking, because then my thoughts don’t feel so alone.I love that I can always do things that I find humorous. I love how I take a joke too far for my own amusement, and I love that the people who love me, do so because of or in spite of my talent for saying out loud anything that crosses my mind.I love my cat. I love that she trusts me so much that nothing I do makes her even flinch. I love that she seems to need me so much (and not just for food).I love that so many things in the world interest me. It makes it easier for me to ignore the things that don’t.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I have a few questions for God or Jesus or Buddha or Ganesh or whichever Divine/Divinely connected being is willing to give more than a “No Comment.” Other than that (a random listing, and except for Jesus, I’m not picking dead people): Stephen Sondheim, Richard Greenberg, Carol Burnett, Neil Finn (oh God, would I love to have a long conversation with him!), Meryl, Audra McDonald, Vaclav Havel, the entire band of New Order including Gillian, oh Jesus I can’t believe I am admitting this but really Chris Evans, Tom Stoppard, Augusten Burroughs, Bill Clinton, Ethan McSweeny, Adam Guettel, Michael Frayn, Zach Braff, even though I’m not a pot smoker, I’d like to smoke a doobie with the Indigo Girls, I’d love to cook a meal with Tori Amos, I’d love to go yard sale hopping with David and Amy Sedaris, I’d love to go to Disney with Robert Smith of The Cure. People like that.

My Blog

Book Review - The Probable Future by Alice Hoffman

(This is a little long, cuz I get bitchy.)Theres an audience for this type of Hoffman novel. I probably aint it. I would guess that Hoffmans core readers as transcendental herbalists from Marthas ...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Aug 2009 05:59:00 GMT

Book Review - First, Break All the Rules

Its fun to read employee management books, when Im one of the 970,000 people in Florida looking for work!!! (I must be a masochist.)This business book by Marcus Buckingham and Curt Coffman was wri...
Posted by on Fri, 31 Jul 2009 06:25:00 GMT

Book Review - The Yiddish Policemen's Union

Many authors, after they win a major award like the Pulitzer Prize, are hamstrung, panicked, trapped by their past success, unable to move forward. Not Michael Chabonhis Pulitzer Prize seems to have ...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Jul 2009 06:43:00 GMT

Book Review - Wonder Boys

At its glorious core, Wonder Boys is about a middle-aged authoronce a promising youngsterwho should finally secede his immaturity as well as his wunderkind status. This professorial protagonist shou...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Jul 2009 20:35:00 GMT

Book Review - The Strain

Some mythologies have eternal life. Take tales about vampires; recently, theyve been romanticized in Stephanie Meyers Twilight series (borrowing their bodice-ripping mood from Anne Rices books). Th...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Jul 2009 06:38:00 GMT

Book Review - I'm Sorry You Feel That Way

Diana Joseph has entered into the glut of humorous memoirists that is currently dominated by gay men David Sedaris (Naked, When Youre Engulfed in Flames) and Augusten Burroughs (Running with Scissors...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Jun 2009 07:28:00 GMT

Book Review - Demon in the Woods

I wanted to like this more. Its just an indie press of local yarns and ghost stories. I read it because I was in the same area of Tennessee on vacation. I applaud the authors digging up of facts, as...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Jun 2009 07:15:00 GMT

Book Review - Feeding a Yen

There are a few things Ive learned about Calvin Trillin. Foremost, he is a very good reporter; he works for New Yorker magazine, and his descriptions here are detailed yet succinct. Obviously, he is ...
Posted by on Sun, 03 May 2009 13:01:00 GMT

Can you be "almost" a vegetarian? I didn't think so...

Tonights meal is all-vegetarian  I had some steamed spinach earlier. This is a squash gratin with onion; adobo and sofrito spices; and a small bit of low-fat mozzarella. I didnt follow a recipe, ju...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Apr 2009 19:41:00 GMT

Book Review The Emperors of Chocolate

Crazy candy makers  Roald Dahl created the quintessential sweet-toothed loon in Willy Wonka of Charley and the Chocolate Factory. Wonka seems supremely batty, but Dahl wasnt too far from the truth. ...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Apr 2009 11:54:00 GMT