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Gallant Gallo Boom Boom

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

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"From ancient times,
Deep learning and valor
Have been the two pillars of the Path:
Through the virtue of training,
Enlighten both body and soul."
-Morihei Ueshiba, The Art of Peace
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"A samurai makes his decision in the space of seven breaths."
- The Hagakure
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"They sicken of the calm, who knew the storm."
- Dorothy Parker

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


Each and every member of The State.
Dorothy Parker. Pat The Bunny. Helena Bonham Carter. Natalie Portman. Parker Posey. Martin McDonaugh. Tom Stoppard. Quentin Tarantino. John Ridley. Kevin Smith. Yuen Biao. Riki Takeuchi. Akira Toriyama. Kubo Tite. Yasunori Mitsuda. Morihei Ueshiba, Jigoro Kano. Yang Luchan, Li Shu Wen, Cheung Lai-Chuen, Sun Lutang. Garth Ennis. Flogging Molly. Eugene Hutz. Takashi Miike. Zane Lamprey. Lon Milo DuQuette. Alan Moore. Neil Gaiman, again.

BOOM BOOM FIGHTER IV
Please select your fighter!

Boom Boom Astro

Jay

Keira

Greg

Jhenn

Aileen

Josh

Sarah Lockard

Austin

Baron

Kendra

Bateman

(unlockable characters)

My Blog

My castle lacks a throne.

I've become a Family Guy joke: one of those assholes who does his writing in public, on his laptop. Even now, I sit in Panera tip-tapping away, earphones in, cool drink within reach, bagel in belly. W...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Jan 2009 18:10:00 GMT

I resolve to sleep.

Since I've kind of spent the last year formatting, systematizing, and re-formatting my set of goals and objectives, my only resolution this year is this: no more unnecessary all-nighters. 2008 was pro...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Jan 2009 22:26:00 GMT

So, I have a crush on this girl

Easily among the most badass things I've found on Wikipedia: DurgaI'm not well-versed on the Hindu pantheon, so I'd never heard of her before. As you can see, Durga is a multi-armed goddess of victory...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Jan 2009 00:11:00 GMT

Elizabeth Maupins review of The Pillowman

Come see us! There are still eight performances left, and we'll be doing an Industry Night this Sunday, 11/16, admission only $15.-------------------------------------------------------- ----------...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Nov 2008 06:19:00 GMT

The Pillowman, Orlando premiere 11/7/08

Just a few days until the opening of Hubris Theatre Company's production of The Pillowman, written by Martin McDonagh. The show is directed by Kevin Becker, and features Josh Geoghagan, Tommy Keesling...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Nov 2008 00:24:00 GMT

Night Sky Strategies: Leo ’08

I wrote another article about astrology, and YOU WANT TO READ IT. It's about The Joker. This is the 2nd edition of the most badass astrology zine on the intarweb. Download it nao. http://innerorder.or...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Jul 2008 21:56:00 GMT

Night Sky Strategies

Check it out! My friend, Austin, has started up a monthly astrology newsletter. He's assembled some really knowledgable writers for this set of columns, most of which focus around the sign of Cardinal...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 13:41:00 GMT

Four seconds of glory!

Well, she doesn't actually say my name...for some reason. But she calls my play "beautiful" at 0:24. They love me in Australia.Turning the Tide for President '08!
Posted by on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 01:36:00 GMT

Who wants to fight?

Well?What's up yer craw, punk?
Posted by on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 15:15:00 GMT

NEW JOB.

Yeahhh muthafuckas! Fuck some service industry! I'm on a mission to make some commission! Exclamation points abound!  
Posted by on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 07:12:00 GMT