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About Me

Hey there, Whats shakin my fellow myspace cyber nerds? haha. My name is Ainsley (or Rose, whatever you can remember), I'm 24 and I have just moved back to the New England from Denver Colorado, where I was living for a little over a year. Denver was cool and all, made some good friends, partied my fucking buttcheeks off along the way but I just wasn't getting that rocky mountain high I guess so back here I am. Plus even though I have my gripes about the area, I grew up here and home is where the heart is, ya know? As you can imagine, my life is a bit chaotic at the moment but that is the standard with all re-adjustment periods. I am currently in a grand spankin new apartment, just got a new car, im getting the job thing all worked out and the school thing under my belt as well. So yeah at times im ready to rip my hair out from stress but I know in a few weeks from now ill have my shit so together you would think I had a bottle of elmers glue wedged up my ass. Sweet Jesus that wasn't a very attractive mental picture now was it? Alrighty new topic... As far as describing myself, I would have to say that I am the epitome of "looks are deceiving." By first impression of others I am typically written off as being a total priss diva based on my physical appearance. But as you get to know me you will come to find that I'm like a guy with juggs more than anything. I love to laugh, I act like a goofy frat boy alot of the time.I do have a wild side to me and i do it up proper. For fun, I'm down for whatever as long as the company is good. I love to party, Pool is fun, poker and beer pong is fabulous, love darts. Shopping is way the fuck up there (when im not broke as a result that is.) I love to cook and have actually won some money from recipe contests. I also am fucking addicted to PlayStation2....damn right i know whats up! So yeah I really dont discriminate, all I ask is you come at me with the attitude of "what you see is what you get". I'm a very easy going chick, drama sucks ass.
I absolutely love people from all walks of life. Diversity is what makes the world an interesting place.My goal in the long run is to become a social worker or psychologist. I get a kick out of finding out what makes you tick. I'm one of those people who floorish in a crowd, the more the merrier. I feed off of others energy and then corrupt them a bit with my own, haha. Alright, I am really on a good ramble here, i could go on forever too. I'm gonna go ahead and stifle myself for now before i cause anybodys eyes to start bleeding from reading all of this shit. Feel free to give me a shout and don't be shy!
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Name: Ainsley Rose
Birthday: February 22, 1983
Birthplace: Cow Hampshire
Current Location: Manch-hattan
Eye Color: Light brown
Hair Color: Dark brown
Height: 5'7
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right but quite talented with both, GIGGITY!
Your Heritage: I'm a mix of everything, call me a melting pot with boobs if you will...
The Shoes You Wore Today: My black aldo heels with these little criss cross thingys in the back
Your Weakness: A well built italian...that is what I'm talkin about willis!
Your Fears: Petrified of sharks
Your Perfect Pizza: Artichokes, spinach, marinated tomato and light cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To make an assload of money and get in better shape
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "Darling" and "Whats shakin?"
Thoughts First Waking Up: Daylight can suck my balloon knot
Your Best Physical Feature: I think i like my legs the most
Your Bedtime: Whenever i crash
Your Most Missed Memory: Being a carefree teenager
Pepsi or Coke: Who doesnt love a generous serving of coke??? haha
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither
Single or Group Dates: Depends on the situation
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Eh, I dont care either way
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither
Do you Smoke: Yep, I'm saving up my Marlboro miles in order to pay for my kemo
Do you Swear: Like its my fucking duty in life
Do you Sing: On occasion and my apologies to anyone that has been exposed to it
Do you Shower Daily: Ewwww grimey....of course i do!
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Yes
Do you want to get Married: Thats a HUGE maybe
Do you belive in yourself: Most of the time
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only at that friggen stupid ass pirate ship ride at amusement parks
Do you think you are Attractive: At times
Are you a Health Freak: At times
Do you get along with your Parents: I love you Mamoo :)
Do you like Thunderstorms: Hell no im a pansy
Do you play an Instrument: No but I'm good at blowing on stuff...HAHAHA badda bing! just kidding...
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Oh yeah, Belushi style
In the past month have you Smoked: Indeed
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Hang on I'm trying to find a vein right now...hahaaaaaaaaa
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Indeed
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Suprisingly enough, no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No I enjoy having my feet visable thank you
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: Not just yet
In the past month have you been Dumped: Fuck no, I HATE relationship drama
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No way, I'd freeze my tits off if i did that
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Maybe a friends lighter
Ever been Drunk: I handle my shit better than a 300 pound frat boy
Ever been called a Tease: Of course, having a vagina instantly gives you the upper hand
Ever been Beaten up: Yeah sure, have you seen what these guns can do? haha
Ever Shoplifted: I fucking stole BeerNuts when I was stoned at the age of 14....you're wicked impressed. I got caught and arrested too which makes it worse
How do you want to Die: Feeling accomplished in life
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Psychologist
What country would you most like to Visit: Anywhere in Europe
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Doesnt matter to me
Favourite Hair Color: Anything on the darker side
Short or Long Hair: short on a male, long on a woman
Height: As long as they're taller than me I'm good
Weight: I like a little bulk to a man, muscles are yummy
Best Clothing Style: I'm really not a brand snob, just as long as they appear to be well groomed
Number of Drugs I have taken: Who would think to ask me such a thing??? UP WITH HOPE, DOWN WITH DOPE MUTHA FUCKAS! hahha
Number of CDs I own: A whole buttload
Number of Piercings: My ears and my tongue
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Sweet Jesus dont remind me
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My Interests



I'd like to meet:

Whoever! Oh and this guy on those lonely nights.....bootylicious!!

Music:

Im pretty openminded and generally like pretty much everything besides metal and country. I love hardhouse, trance, and hip hop when im out and partying or when im having a sluggish day but above all that I have a passion for classic rock...I'm a Zeppelin fanatic, love Hendrix, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Pink Floyd of course, Aerosmith (their old stuff though...their new shit is way too pop) janis joplin is fabulous... On top of all of that I gotta be cheesy and come clean, I am just slightly infatuated with Jim Morrison :) oh yes i love him madly...haha

Movies:

Casino is my favorite flick of all time but i have others as well. Goodfellas, Bronxtale, the godfather, Studio 54 ,Donny Brasco,Pulp Fiction, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Song Remains the Same Labyrinth of course...You're damn right I know whats up!

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Assertiveness: Very High
Friendliness: Very High
Activity Level: High
Cheerfulness: High
Excitement Seeking: High
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Television:

As much as I sound like a blithering ditz saying this, I tend to like anything animated. South Park, Family Guy, Simpsons, Ren and Stimpy are absolutely right on up there. Im goddam OBSESSED with project runway, something about gay men being sassy and bitch fighting about fashion just does it for me. I love daytime talkshows because i think they're a fucking riot and i fully intend to get my Jerry beads one of these days! I also really get into that Intervention show...its quite gripping. Oh yeah, once in a while you can catch "Strangers with Candy" on comedy central, fucking hilarious! I wanna find out who cancelled it and pop a cap in his ass.


Books:


You Are a Very Bad Girl
You are 10% Good and 90% Bad
As they say, good girls go to heaven and bad girls go everywhere!
You make most bad girls look like angels - and have a hell of a time along the way.

Are You a Good Girl or a Bad Girl?

Heroes:

I wouldnt really call her my hero but I will say that i really admire Sharon Stone. Shes classy & beautiful but at the same time can hold her ground and doesnt take any shit. In my opinion, thats how all women should be.
You scored as Hot. You are Hot, you scream and are wild, people love doing anything sexual with you.

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100%

Hot


100%

Violent


100%

Exciting


75%

Wet


69%

Sweet


31%

Awkward


0%

Shy


0%
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My Blog

SO DONE WITH THIS ALREADY

OK so now that im at the age of 24, its been clearly pounded into my head my entire life that the common goal in society is to grow financially, emotionally and mentally to ultimately reach some poin...
Posted by AinsleyRose on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 11:53:00 PST

LMAO...PETER IS MY HERO!!

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PRINCE ALBERT ON THE ROCKS PLEASE???

So as of late, i am absolutely addicted to 1/2 ice tea and 1/2 lemonade. Its my new favorite non alcoholic drink. A few days ago, my mom comes sauntering into the kitchen as im making up my fabulous d...
Posted by AinsleyRose on Mon, 14 May 2007 11:46:00 PST

FUNNIEST COMMERCIAL EVER

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AinsleyRose aka Big Boobs Magee in a nutshell

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Posted by AinsleyRose on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 11:09:00 PST

Led Zeppelin - Ten Years Gone - Live From Knebworth 1979...FUCKING AMAZING

Led Zeppelin is BY FAR my favorite band of all time. This song "Ten Years Gone" is right up there on the top 5 of my fabulous list. Its a song thats stuck with me through all the ups and downs of my l...
Posted by AinsleyRose on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 03:51:00 PST

NO I WILL NOT SMOKE YOUR POLE YOU FUCK-RAG!

As I am posting this bulletin, I find myself to be a bit frusterated. With that out of the way, you may understand my upcoming rant. Ok here it goes, get ready to feel my wrath..... So we are not all ...
Posted by AinsleyRose on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 04:07:00 PST

THE SHAVING CREAM INNCODENT

This is what happens on a Thursday evening when im hanging out with my mama, she falls asleep, my ADHD has kicked in and theres shaving cream at hand..............  ...
Posted by AinsleyRose on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 07:27:00 PST

ANAL SEX FOR THE SAKE OF HUMANITY

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FULL TOWLIE EPISODE

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