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He's a boy and alive.

If Russell was human he would be sectioned.

About Me

His ribs show through his white T-shirt, and his belt-instead of his butt-keeps up his blue jeans.Who gives a flying fuck that
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Tonight by SUpercar, No. 1 in the dance chats 1997, the best music video ever made and im in it... width="425" height="350" ....

My Interests

I just love 24 hour charity shops, stealing from Scouts and Brownies, badger baiting, drinking, rollerscating, clubing, reading, glue-sniffing,contact sports,films, laughing at fat people, shopping in St. Andrews book shop, Super Nintendo, competitive frisbee, compertition Upwords, internet porn, fucking in cinemas, stillettos, red wine in huge amounts, disco Scrabble, plactic things, Reptar, taxidermy, Jesus & dust,

I'd like to meet:

Lets fuck this awful art party, I want you to make love to me and only me in the dark.

Music:

Dragonette, Protocol,Skin, Bis, The Knife, Black Lace, Chicks, Ladytron, Bic Runga, Helen Love, Leonardos' Bride, Ima Robot , Junior Senior, Bjork, Nina Simone, Morcheeba, Madonna, Skunk Anansie, 5678's, Client, Juliette Lewis and The Licks, Amanda Lapore,Bodies Without Organs,

Movies:

Girls Just Wanna Have fun,

Barb Wire, House of 1000 Corpses, Showgirls, Welcome to the doll house, Pink Flamingos, Cecil B Demented, Best in show, A Mighty Wind, You Cant Stop The Music, The Cube, Tron, Dancer In The Dark, Requiem For A Dream, Fight Club, Elephant, 9 to 5, Panic Room, Copycat, Batman Returns, Spinal Tap, Nightmare Before Christmas, Pecker, Barberella, Serial Mom, The City of Lost Children, Delicatesen, The Cook, the Theif, His Wife and her lover, Alien Resurection, Aliens, Miss Congieniality, Time Code. Saw, Saw 2,

Television:

Come DIne WIth Me,Murder She Wrote, I Am Spasticus, Father Dowling Investigates, Directors Comentery, Bo 'Selecta, CSI, CSI:Miami, Northern Exposure, Twin Peaks, My So Called Life, X-Files (first series only), Family Guy, Diagnosis Murder, Neigbours, The Muppet Babies, Kath & Kim, Catherine Tate, Futurerama, The PowerPuff Girls, BayWatch, Daisy Daisy, Mona the Vampire, Treasure Hunt

Books:

Generation X - Douglas Coupland, Less Than Zero - Brett Eastern Ellis, Life After God - Douglas Coupland, Lets Go Play At The Addams', Bad Hair, Bedknobs and Broomsticks, anything by James Herbert, Mark Billingham, chuck Palahniuk

Heroes:

I'm still holding out for a hero.

My Blog

Christmas Movies

There are a stonking amount of good and in some cases great movies on this christmas to keep me out of trouble and I love it. Now first of all we must thank the programmers of Channel 5 for putting on...
Posted by He's a boy and alive. on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 05:21:00 PST

Love Actually-A review

Its not funny. Its just an excuse to call Martine McCutchen fat a lot. I loved it.
Posted by He's a boy and alive. on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 05:04:00 PST

Utter filth

SO last night when I was happily embroidering my duck for Damien Hurst I Torchwood, the new DOctor WHo spin off happened to be on the box. I was not paying too much attention until I realized the plot...
Posted by He's a boy and alive. on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 05:55:00 PST

If your craft and you know it...

After the first Hobby Craft advert I thought they could not top 'If your craft and you kjnow it clap your hands' but they have made another great advert. I cant remeber the theme tune at the moment bu...
Posted by He's a boy and alive. on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 04:59:00 PST

Best Christmas FIlms Ever...

Im working on my Best Christmas Films Ever list. Im trying to get a Top Ten but im having a bit of trouble. No Thee are some perameters: Basically there are two types of films accepted. 1: Films set a...
Posted by He's a boy and alive. on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 04:44:00 PST

Happy Butterfly

So, there is thus butterfly in my garden. Im not sure but is it not a bit cold for them at the moment. I have no clue when they are meant to die or how long they live but this one butterfly has been i...
Posted by He's a boy and alive. on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 04:24:00 PST

Not Christmas already...

Yesterday I had my first mince pie. WHat the fuck! NOt the first one ever but the first one this year and its only just November. I dont get it its not even halloween yet. WHich insidentally I cant wa...
Posted by He's a boy and alive. on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 05:39:00 PST

SHe's not dead

ANother blacst from the past. My brain is totally in some regression thing at the moment and I love it. So, a couple of years ago I was vaugly watching one of those award shows and then they did the r...
Posted by He's a boy and alive. on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 02:21:00 PST

Touch The Truck

SO iwas was having a nostalgic night and remembering things taht I had forgotten about for ages. I dont know why I managed to remeber thing that happen ages ago when I dont have a clue what happened o...
Posted by He's a boy and alive. on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 06:04:00 PST

80's Knitwear you love it.

So, I was discusted to see last night that 'A NIght On The Town' was on TV. Now tell me if Im wrong, but I know that Im not but it used to be called 'Adventures In Babysitting.' That was a hot name an...
Posted by He's a boy and alive. on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 02:19:00 PST