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Joanna

monologuing

About Me

I deserve everything I get.

My Interests

all manner of magazines, european cheeses, church candles, net-a-porter.com, tesco finest, erotic literature, free shit, capital cities, windy miller, kinder confectionary, washington square park, crappy photos, classy home furnishings, gender benders, personalised stationary, DIOR, eastern cuisine, very high heels, softporn, gilded edges, strong denim, my marlbs, myths and magick, motels of middle america, elegant ladies, effeminate men, 22grimejobs, cobbled streets of oxford (brother), planet thai, soul glo, calligraphy, the ultimate picture palace, lost weekends with old friends, girls, boys, TOYS.

I'd like to meet:

get rich quick schemes

Music:

TV ON THE RADIO

Movies:

wes anderson. vincent gallo (all of him). alpha male shit, preferably centred around the mafioso. or anything 80s that involves a case of mistaken identity and feigning amnesia as a ruse.

Television:

THIS IS ANTM NOT ANBF. The League of Gentlemen, Peep Show, Curb (i heart Larry), Coach trip, Come Dine With Me, DOND (hand-holding and chanting), The Wright Stuff. GM's Darkplace. Partridge marathons. also anything exploitative about the morbidly obese.

Books:

Work through the classics then reward yourself with some nihilism. A penchant for melodrama, currently Zola. I like reading The Guardian on Saturdays and The Observer on Sundays. Vice and Vogue, naturally. And any old tat I find on the tube.

Heroes:

john snow, vivienne westwood, maggie gyllenhaal, vincent gallo (&chloe), marc jacobs, windy miller, alison kills, POB, rex-kwon-do, betty rubble, noel, joe pesci, CYRIL SNEER, abu-circa weakest link, rita hayworth, karen elson, kevin shields, mickey evans, frank bruno, derek accorah. and many more beautiful people. oh and supahans of course.