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Jaymie

DEATHSTOCK!!!!!

About Me

As a source of entertainment, conviviality and good fun i probably rank somewhere between a sprig of parsley and a single roller skate. I get around, and am mean to cats.If you aren't eitherA) Exactly like me only a little worse at everything orB) A pathetic yes-man to my ever changing values and shallow opinions it's a pretty safe bet thatI hate you deeply ..This page was edited using Toxxic.net - Profile Editor Toxxic.net MySpace Profile Editor

My Interests

I pretend Im french and lie to strangers. this guy is my number one....

I'd like to meet:

my soulmate, a hoot and a half with a killer rack.... and sailor jerry x

Music:

in no particular order....The divinyls, The Gossip, Junior boys, fisherspooner, kim wilde, vanessa paradis, martha and the muffins, Bucky, Gravy Train!!!, The Slits, Holly Golightly, Dinosaur Jr, The Males,the knife,plastic bertrand, talking heads, my bloody valention, the sonics, the pipettes, lulu, devvo, the smiths, shocking blue, dead kennedys, veruca salt, kim wilde, johnny thundar,a;thea and donna, elvis costello,altered images, pj harvey,fannypack, black sabbath, the kills, le tigre, misfits, louis XIV, skindred, stereolab, Sonic Youth and The Yeah Yeah Yeahs,the pixies, arab strap, beastie boys, devo, lulu, talking heads,cat power, the damned, the b52's, electrocute, elvis, feist,juliette and the licks innit, willy mason, micah p hinson, the howling bells, bright eyes, tv on the radio, tool, holly golightly, violent femmes, nauvelle vague, the clash, blondie, termites, bucky,fugazi, ... and anything that makes Braids dance.

Television:

weapon of mass distraction.

Books:

i always judge a book by its cover. Geek Love.The Rum Diary.A heart breaking work of staggering geniusYou shall know our velocity.The Twits.Choke. ...too many to list.Clumsy. Ghost World. Eightball. (comic)9 SIMPLE WAYS TO BE MORE LIKE BRAIDS.

Heroes:

Himilsy Dodd /The Cheese Monkeys by Chip Kidd.

My Blog

i fought piranhas today.

I quit my job, and the zoo hired me to fight the piranhas five times a day. Is it legal? That's for the lawyers to decide. All I know is that I've got an exciting new career, and a week off to get som...
Posted by Sailor Jaymie on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 01:48:00 PST

Three things I learned whilst using the lavatory at Bristol Acadamy during Dinosaur Jnr gig.

The entire Bristol City Football club and their supporters are homosexuals. For an entertaining evening I should have called 'JO' because she is a 'dirty slag who takes it from all fuckin angles'. Ste...
Posted by Sailor Jaymie on Sat, 27 May 2006 11:49:00 PST

Things my Boss said to me without elaborating.

"Well, thats not how I spell your name."
Posted by Sailor Jaymie on Sat, 27 May 2006 11:37:00 PST

Responses to people on the train that hopefully convey my feelings in a polite way.

Thankyou for so gently cupping my ass when we came to a stop. Clipping your fingernails is such a good use of time. You partially sitting on my lap makes me feel as we are good friends. That was wise ...
Posted by Sailor Jaymie on Sat, 27 May 2006 11:33:00 PST

new jelly belly recipes....

Orange + Peppermint + Chocolate = Waking up on a stranger's floor the night after weird party and sneaking a shot of Peppermint liqueur into your orange juice at breakfast with them, because this is t...
Posted by Sailor Jaymie on Tue, 29 Nov 2005 10:22:00 PST

Four ways in which my life is just like pac-mans

1. Ever present wail of sirens 2. Relentlessly pursued by ghosts 3. Four special pills a day keep the ghosts at bay 4. Occasionally eat some fruit.
Posted by Sailor Jaymie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST