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ROSSTITUTE

I can't run in these earrings!!!

About Me

Caviar should be round, and hard, and of adequate size. And it should burst in your mouth at precisely the right moment!CHECK OUT WHAT I DO HERE!

My Interests

I have varied interests ranging from shoplifting, baking cakes, knitting, recording my album, yoga and pilates, poppers from the microwave, party-food-on-sticks, visiting supermarkets, DIY, getting wrecked, running wild and boys, boys, hot boys, hot boys in wooly mittens, holding hands with hot boys in wooly mittens! One of my favourite things is the satisfaction you get when you break the seal on a jar of instant coffee with a teaspoon!

I'd like to meet:

the second coming of Jesus

Music:

I'm into everything from 80's pop electro trash, Punk rock and Power Ballads! I'm like the biggest Spice Girls fan, love fat old Madonna, preferably in spandex, my main man MADSISON, children singing Christmas Carols, Lisa Scott-Lee, Cher in the late 80s and early 90s, Kelly Osborne, The teenage Billie Piper, Dannii Minogue NOT Kylie one tit, Geri Halliwell, Tina Turner, early Whitney, Bjork, Dusty Springfield, Skin, Girls Aloud, The Sex Pistols, S Club Juniors, Blondie, Adam & The Ants, Rachel Stevens, Atomic Kitten the Kerry Katona years, Elvis Impersonators, The Top Gun Soundtrack, Annie, Amanda LePore, Le Tigre, Felix Da Housecat, Ladytron, T. Raumschmiere, Chicks On Speed, Peaches, Princess Superstar, Adriano Canzian, and many more, whatever!

Movies:

SUPERGIRL!!! (and Spiceworld ofcourse!!!) Oh, and I love it when Maria makes the children clothes out of old curtains in the Sound Of Music!

Television:

re-runs of GLADIATORS!!! At the moment I'm really into those crazy shopping channels where you bid for really tacky rubbish crap like Diamonique jewellery and 4 pack size XXXXL polo-shirts I refuse to miss 'Come Dine With Me', they're so fabulously bitchy! Love it!

Books:

I like those touchy-feely pre-school books that have like scratch 'n sniff illustrations and fluffy cats and things! Oh yeah, I like biting on those semi-inflated plastic books that babies can take in the bath! I like the covers of hard back Jackie Collins novels!

Heroes:

Anna Nicole Smith

My Blog

I'm the new face of GASH!!!

If you wanna look like me (you know you wanna pig fuckers) then head to UPMARKET at Brick Lane on a Sunday where you'll find the blinging label that is GASH!!!FRANKIE TEEZ, GOLD BUM BAGS, NEON and A L...
Posted by ROSSTITUTE on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 05:17:00 PST

I WON!!!

Hey you sexy bitches! Thanks to everyone who voted for me, because of you I won 'Best Mens Line' and 'Best Traditional Line' at the UK Urban Fashion Awards!You're so hot right now! Keep it pimpin!Ro...
Posted by ROSSTITUTE on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 10:28:00 PST

VOTE FOR ME YOU CUNT!

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE check out my fashion line at http://www.uufa.co.uk Go to the "VOTE HERE" link and vote for me, ROSS JENKINS, in all the following categories, -BEST MENS LINE -MOST CREATIVE DESIGN...
Posted by ROSSTITUTE on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 03:54:00 PST

CHECK OUT MY WORK

You can check out what I do here http://www.myspace.co.uk/rossjenkins
Posted by ROSSTITUTE on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 03:52:00 PST