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Antagone Killface

...the strong shall devour the weak's reward

About Me

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hello my name is lux saturnine and i'm a chronic asshole.


If you'd like, you can imagine me as being somewhat like a ghost wearing a monocle.
Only that ghost is incredible racist and obsessed with pop-culture in-jokes and pornography.
Also, no monocle.

My Interests

Your mom.

I'd like to meet:



Swingers, junkies, shoplifters, jerkoffs, strippers, raging cunts and anyone with a blatant lack of respect for authority.
And Steve Perry.

Music:

Gay Nazi Techno Dance Music.

Movies:

Cannibals, Blood-Sucking Cannibals, Cannibal Holocaust, Cannibal Slumber Party, Cannibal the Musical and Babysit My Boner Volume 6.

Television:

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." --Mariah Carey

Books:

House of Leaves, Atlas Shrugged, Naked Lunch, and some other crap that most of you retards will never bother trying to understand. OH LOOK I GOTS X-MEN COMIX!!!!11ONE!1!!

Heroes:

CAPTAIN PLANET, HE'S OUR HERO, GONNA TAKE POLLUTION DOWN TO ZERO! GONNA HELP US PUT ASUNDER- BAD GUYS WHO LIKE TO LOOT AND PLUNDER! WE'RE THE PLANETEERS! YOU CAN BE ONE TOO! 'CAUSE SAVING OUR PLANET IS THE THING TO DO! LOOTING AND POLLUTING IS NOT THE WAY- HEAR WHAT CAPTAIN PLANET HAS TO SAY! THE POWER IS YOURS, BITCHES!

My Blog

I like to end sentences with prepositions.

Guess what?You're all shit.LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL dongs.oh... I'm sorry. You wanted a srs update? TOO BAD.
Posted by Antagone Killface on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 07:29:00 PST

I hope I get AIDS so I can give it to all of you assholes.

Texas, I have officially had enough of your shit. I just went through 40+ pages of kids from my highschool and YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF FUCKING IDIOT DICKSLAPS. I mean CHRIST, how HARD COULD IT BE to ge...
Posted by Antagone Killface on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 06:06:00 PST

Imagine yourself a caterpillar....

...there's an awful shrug, and suddenly, you're beautiful for as long as you live. NOW I FEEL BETTER, THANKS INTERNET....
Posted by Antagone Killface on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 08:46:00 PST

How can I miss you when you won’t go away?

I am now fully convinced that they are hiding the Goth Scene Drama Generator in Margaritaville on Decatur Street.Because that's the only place that none of us would ever think to look.Clever, clever J...
Posted by Antagone Killface on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 02:24:00 PST

IF I HAVE TO SEE THAT FUCKING DOG ONE MORE TIME

Blue Dog is the cancer that is killing New Orleans.In other news, I have heat stroke, we scored Sadie's old apartment on Esplanade, we have a pool and you don't, and Dark Mark broke his clavicle which...
Posted by Antagone Killface on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 02:25:00 PST

Dear Fox News: now you’ve really done it

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Posted by Antagone Killface on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 02:37:00 PST

LOOK OUT! HE'S GOT A FURSUIT!

"A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great...
Posted by Antagone Killface on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 01:02:00 PST

SPOILER: GALACTUS EATS HOGWARTS

In the spirit of giving me awesome presents for no good reason, tonight Jameson gifted me with a tiny sterling silver bee.You know why I love bees so much?Bumblebees can't fly. Simple enough. Every la...
Posted by Antagone Killface on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 07:23:00 PST

Charlemagne stole my bike.

Gaul vs. Julius Caesar - Gaul defeated by Rome circa 49 B.C. (Rome defeated the early French swine - the Frenchies had to Hail Julius Caesar as their new leader) Gaul vs. Franks - Gaul defeated by Fra...
Posted by Antagone Killface on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 02:53:00 PST

NO WONDER I AM SO PISSED OFF.

Oh hay Mr Period, thanks for showing up to the party! Better late than never, I guess.So I am not pregnant, you know, if you want to be one of those glass-half-full assholes.Me, I've dedicated my life...
Posted by Antagone Killface on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 07:03:00 PST