abortion, aesthetics + minimalism, blatant stupidity, body bags, bone structure, bunnyman bridge, cccp, contradiction, cunts, danae from non sequitur, dario argento, donkey punching, dÃa de los muertos, extreme makeup, felines, fetus in fetu, fire poi, franko b, gabber, gore, green tea, grindcore, horror art, horror memorabilia, irony, kembra pfahler, kissing the rings, kostnice tomb, life, lucio fulci, lysergics, malignant self love, mary bell, metal, mirrors, murder, needleplay, new orleans, nihilism, oral stitching, otis toole, paper mache, penetralia, pill boxes, poison rings, power tools, prague, reptilian creatures, ru486, rubber, sarcasm, scarification, scrotesque, shadow boxes, shub-niggurath, siamese twins, silver/chrome, skeletal remains, skeleton keys, sterilization, the human eye, the mythos, the necronomicon, the ten plagues, un-fetish, vanilla candles, velma margie barfield, vodka, voodoo dolls, wendy o williams, true crime
People whose lives do not revolve around drugs, poonanner, or titties.
Wait, my life revolves around tits.
My own.
People who can spell.
People who think that burlesque is st00pit.
A fucking Gideon. You know, the hotelroom Bible thumpers who don't really exist? David Duchovny knows the truth is out there.
People that can appreciate the sound of *bink*.
Gabber, grindcore, noise, black metal, industrial, gypsy, thrash, sludge, weird
Horror. Cheesy horror. B horror. Bad horror. John Waters films.
Law & Order (Including all the spin-offs). Til Death Do Us Part. Anything about Plastic Surgery. Discovery Health. Unsolved Mysteries. Forensic Files. Dead Men's Secret's. The History, Science, and Military Channels. Animal Planet. All the Geico Commercials. Pretty much anything either hilarious or mildly educational. MINDFREAK GUY, I HATE YOU SO MUCH!
Zombie by JC Oates, Gaiman stuff, loads of graphic novels, Blood & Guts in Highschool by Kathy Acker, etc., etc.