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I am required to start my day off listening to "Under Pressure" by David Bowie/ Queen, downing at least 5 shots of Jose with pickle juice chaser, watching my new favorite porn - "all you can eat", and injesting so much smack it makes Courtney Love look like Dakota Fanning. Then I drive to the nearest gay bar where I have already cleverly disguised myself as my alter ego alcoholic crack whore (thank you, Mez!)and I then proceed to have drug-induced and unprotected sex with the first transsexual who mistakes me for Ricki Lake. Peace out, bitches!

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My Interests

..alcohol. artists. angels. blood. bulimia. castration. cutting. cops. drugs. drunk driving. death. eating out. edgar allan poe. elephantitis of the balls. fuck. gargantuan. geoff. gordy. herbs. hunter s. thompson. incognito. ICP. kaily. kat von d. larry. lip synching. lying. meth. money. mohawks. mis-communication. muscles. music . multiple orgasms. pink floyd. peircings. pot. poop castles. pussy. puking. road trips. sex with strangers. strap ons. trippin. tattoos. wrestling. X-BOX.
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Buried at PhotoCasket.commortuary science, laughing at myself, laughing at others, finding the random arousal in everyday situations...and hitting on people i have no chance with.
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I'd like to meet:

DEAD: Hunter S. Thompson, Janis Joplin, Gordy Mason, Brad Nowell, Bill W., Edgar Allen Poe,Marilyn Monroe, my daughter Taison ALIVE: Willie Nelson, Kat Von D, Johnny Depp, Micheal Clark Duncan, Robert De Niro, and anyone else who enjoys long walks on the beach, sluts, and testicles.
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Touch the Darknessfight club,fear and loathing in las vegas, that scene in "waiting" where that chicks shows her bush, scarface, say anything, anything by or with kevin smith, american beauty, one flew over the cuckoo's nest, a clockwork orange, where the buffalo roam, ahhhhhh....this is too much pressure.

Television:



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UFC, anything that has to do with totally random acts of humanity at it's worst, the colbert report, dog the bounty hunter, Miami Ink, anything on adult swim, simpsons, court t.v., and i secretly watch the E! channel alot.

Books:

chicken soup for the recovering soul, stephen king, i also like the read the "merck manual" and tell people they have random diseases.
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Heroes:


Touch the Darkness

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My kids: Tavien and Kaynon, Tim Pieper, Mike Jackley, Leah Marie, Gordy Mason, i have mad respect for anyone who can shit in the face of adversity...an eye for an eye would leave us all blind.

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just another brick in the wall

i had a life before i moved up here. a family, a home, a job, friends, space, car, whatever i needed. my shit was on time. and now......i feel like.........i never deserved those things. i miss my hom...
Posted by dirty.pretty.things. on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 07:28:00 PST

i'm going to kill myself, now!

..START BZOINK.COM SURVEY CODE>~Deep Questions That Make You Think~Mostly Original~81 QuestionsRandom/BasicName:Kerri Nickname:Kerri J Colby/ Kudos Best memory:my daughter  Worst memory:*won't go...
Posted by dirty.pretty.things. on Fri, 25 May 2007 02:10:00 PST

What do you want to know.....

Date: Jan 9, 2007 12:40 PM  Body: TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: Kerri  Birthday: 1-6-82 Birthplace: Des Moines Current Location: Des Moines Eye Color: green Hair Color: where do...
Posted by dirty.pretty.things. on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 09:55:00 PST