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Steve Royall

Heeeey.....you!!

About Me

I love comedy and I love creating something from nothing. I've been recently writing, directing, and producing short films with the intention of entering a few film festivals.

My Interests

Traveling, stand up comedy, making short films for festivals ,acting, making money

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who loves comedy, loves to have a good time, witty, and can make ME laugh (sometimes I want to sit back and laugh instead of doing all the work)

Music:

anything BUT country

Movies:

Dumb and Dumber, The Matrix, Scarface, Casino, Godfather 1,2, and 3, Big Fish, House of Sand and Fog, Million Dollar Baby, Wedding Crashers, Comedian

Television:

Alias, simpsons,24,Lost, Family Guy,House,Greys Anatomy, Boston Legal, Seinfeld, American Idol, Wife Swap

Books:

Stephen King, Tom Clancy,Dean Koontz,Dan Brown

Heroes:

Jesus (i mean is there any better?)

My Blog

If I call you a B%*@ am I wrong?

Alright I havent posted a blog in a long time so I thought I would put something new on this thing. I feel like getting some stuff on my chest like Jerry Mcquire. Its more of a question really...why d...
Posted by Steve Royall on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 03:05:00 PST

Without a Trace

hey so I called the production company and the episode of 'WITHOUT A TRACE" that I'm in will air Sunday October 8th at 10pm on CBS so mark it on your calendar. I'm the security guard that the two cops...
Posted by Steve Royall on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 01:01:00 PST

I FINALLY have something new to post

GREAT NEWS GREAT NEWS!! I know I haven't posted anything on this thing lately but I wanted to wait until I got something worth posting. So last week, my agent called me and told me that I booked a DR ...
Posted by Steve Royall on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 10:17:00 PST

In a good mood!!

It's like....5:03am and I can't sleep. I'm too happy! My short film "Tricks of The Trade" is 98 omplete! I worked with my editor, the legendary Donald Rubiano to put together a film that is off the ch...
Posted by Steve Royall on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 05:12:00 PST

Long time no Blog!

I really suck at this blog thing. When I first set out to do the blog thing I was like "yeah I'm going to do this everyday!! Well as you can see I haven't kept up with that thinking at all. But I do h...
Posted by Steve Royall on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 09:56:00 PST

The world we live in

Aw man we have two more years to go? Im wondering how low Bushs approval rating will go. Every month theres something new. Now the new thing thats distracting  everyone  is this immigration ...
Posted by Steve Royall on Sat, 20 May 2006 11:20:00 PST

sunday at the icehouse

hey, so the show sunday went pretty well. Of course I promoted the hell out of that show (sending out invites to about 170 people...plus people on the street)and only 3 of my people showed up!! I'm ju...
Posted by Steve Royall on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 11:54:00 PST

today

so NOW im actually writing todays blog..TODAY. So it was my day off i had alot to do. dropping off headshots, washing clothes etc. I went to Pasadena with my friend Piolet (also a comedian) to pass ou...
Posted by Steve Royall on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 12:25:00 PST

ok ok

here it is march 16th and im FINALLY posting a new blog. Sooooooo much has gone in since last i wrote. First I did a show March 7th at Raes Lounge in Culver City. It's a good place to test out materia...
Posted by Steve Royall on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 12:12:00 PST

My Friday news

I'm sooooooo excited....I had a callback Friday morning for a Miller Lite commercial. I left thinking I did ok but I didnt think I would actually book the commercial. Oh surprise surprise......
Posted by Steve Royall on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 03:49:00 PST