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Divine Mayhem

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About Me


Hey all
I am an entertainer!!

I ACT

Figures... Ten years in and I still havent taken over the world. Countless roles, production, writing and directing experience and still I have no army. What am I doing wrong?
Perhaps my love of equality is holding my iron fist back? Or my championing of the underdog blunts my competitive edge. Why o why? My friends say Im too nice to be a tyrant. Well bully to that, I WILL CRUSH THEM!

I DANCE

Somebody please help me. I need to kick my dancing habit. I just cant stop. If I dont get a job dancing I wont ever have any money, and if I dont have money Ill never reach the only reason to stop dancing. To shop! Confused? Try doing the cha cha cha in your sleep. It gets your sheets right crumpled it does.

I AM A BURLESQUE PERFORMER

With a little mix from the two above and an erm . . . OBSESSION for underwear - I have found my calling :) I like to perform acts involving tease, with a hint of comedy. Playing with some champagne and glitter!!!!!!!!!
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My Interests

*music* *RaNdOmNeSs* *pin-up art* *dance* *anime* *burlesque* *Tats, luv them but boooooo hooooo dont have any. . . . . . YET!* *performing* *playing netball* *the arts* *SuicideGirls* *imagination* *I LOVE UNDERWEAR!!* *theatre* *FOOD* *kisses and cuddles (YEY!!)* *film* *baggiez* *friends* *powernaps r mint* *Vintage clothes* *piercings* *red nail polish* *travellin* - many intrests unfortunatly not enuff time or money 2 do all

I'd like to meet:


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OOOOOOOOOOH you, and you and you!!

Other burlesque performers, people who enjoy dancing, singing and having fun! People who love Burlesque! People who like to share food and cocktail recipe secrets (yummy!)And Bob The Builder because he is fit!!!!!!!If you would like me to perform at your event, please leave a message and I will reply shortly.

Music:

Listen to . . . . *Bloc Party* *Missy* *Bob Marley* *Jeff Buckley* *System* *Erykah Badu* . . . . much much more

Movies:

Sin City, Monty Python Holy Grail, The Cat Returns, Enter The Dragon, Spirited Away, Friday, Alice In Wonderland, Coming to America, Howl's Moving Castle, The Colour Purple, X-Men, Corpse Bride, Breakdanceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (ha oldskool!!) and other stuuuuuuuuuff

Heroes:


Hosted By SparkleTags.comI think she got it in a nutshell saying this: 'I am not ashamed of my body & I feel the female form is one to be looked at & admired.' Dominick Destruction (Weapon Of Mass Creation)

My Blog

Perfroming

Why hello there Thought Id let you all know that I am going to be performing at The London Burlesque Festival 2007! Wiggling away in the newcomers contest Check it out at: http://www.londonburlesque...
Posted by Divine Mayhem on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 08:29:00 PST