Joey

Being a polite, nice, and all-around good individual; D.I.Y.; home improvement; going on insane cleaning/home improvement binges; softcore-comedy-porn movies on HBO late at night ("Ghost In The Teeny Bikini"; "Alabama Jones And The Busty Crusade"); making unreasonable requests at inappropriate moments (EX: asking ryan for cables, when it's quite obvious he's suffering from a case of sun poisoning); swearing/telling hedonistic tales while my friends' parents are, unbeknownst to me, within earshot; vulgar, poignant, working-class metaphors (i.e. "colder than a witch's cunt," "darker than a carload of assholes"); telling jokes; learning new things about my instrument/any instrument; doing things for my band; manual labor, and getting up early to do it; learning in general; sleeping; reading; writing; conceptualizing; making lists; getting new jobs that have the potential to interrupt commitments i've already made (EX: starting to work at FedEx, and thus missing nights at the haunted house); discovering things like my ability to run fairly fast, only to find out seconds later that i am also extremely out of shape; driving around; being too overtired to be coherent; my truck (R.I.P); conscientiously speeding, and disliking people who only drive the speed limit; going to beaches at night; watching degrading pornography; launching off movie quotes; not shaving for stupid lengths of time that leave me with awful looking facial hair; taking in large amounts of iced tea; taking what should be interesting pictures; trying to make music; and watching movies that I still have trouble comprehendingLivejournal