Jack Burton and David Lo Pan are mortal enemies.
That's all you really need to know.
Exhibit A:
"There Are No Breakdowns In Black Metal."
1. Candice and Martha and The Afterschool Special About Ecstacy (Teenage Suicide...Don't Do It)
2. Mean Joan Green
3. Egg Shen Does It Your Way Everyday
4. Cock Goblin Cock
5. Less Thinking, More Doing
6. "You mean oil?" "I mean black blood of earth."
Exhibit B:
"This Is The End Of The Hit Parade."
1. Starring Jamie Lynn Spears In Madonna's Papa Don't Preach
2. Your Corpse Paint Is Running...Away
3. If You Want To Be Remembered as A Rebel Leader, Don't Wear A Gold Bikini
4. How To Be Cleansed Of Sin (A Fable)
5. Rickles
6. This Is The End Of The Hit Parade
7. "You know what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like this." "Who?" "Jack Burton...Me!"
Exhibit C:
"The Best Thing To Happen To Music Since Mark David Chapman."
Sequence to be determined.
Interacial Is Less, Anal Is More, So It All Evens Out In The End
Anticipa...
Your Dick Style Determines My Ass Style
Swine Flu Is Just Another Way To Say Bird Flu Is Just Another Way To Say I Love You
Based On The Evidence: Gay Dan
"It's all in the reflexes."
