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Mikey Twoballs!

What it do, its 2balls. I'm the hustlers champ.

About Me

There are some vicious rumors going around that we worship satan.
I just want to say they are fucking true.

My Interests

Office olympics. This is a video of me "office surfing." A sport I made up involving poland spring water-cooler bottles and the face plate of a cubical flip-cabinet.
Abreevz, Guitar, Software Syths, Having a bad haircut, Veganism, Animal Rights, Thai Boxing, cages, MMA, NHB, BJJ, Grappling, Freestyle Fighting, living a substance free lifestyle

I'd like to meet:

I like dogs.

Music:

Movies:

Me and You and Everyone We Know, Waking Life, Mullholand Drive, Jacob's Ladder, Ichi the Killer, I pretty much like every movie I see

Television:

The Ultimate Fighter, nature shows, Rome, Entourage, 24, Prison Break

Books:

I have several thick books on how to use my computer and printer.