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Noodles

the next drunk girl to ask for ryan seacrest's autograph had better let me sign her boobs.

About Me


laid back, crazy mofo. i'm pro medical marijuana, pro choice, pro education, pro tolerance. down with war and bigotry. down with ignorance. down with hate. up with penises.
I laugh a lot. I find the absurd hilarious, which means I find most things hilarious. Pretty people who make themselves ugly because it’s funny get my vote. The older I get the more cynical I get about humans in general, but less cynical about love. I’m not easily angered, but I have a temper if I’m pressed. I think if god really were omniscient, he or she would’ve known how to teach people to not kill each other. I’ve never encountered a religion that wasn’t prejudiced against at least one group of people. Tight butts drive me nuts. Cuddling is my favorite. I’m a homebody and a world traveler. I’m a big nerd. i like nice people.
we made this:and this too:www.notquiterightmovie.com
and also this:and this:
click here to watch the beautiful and glamorous Frieda on YouTube!

My Interests

chillin at home, making out, playing pool at lesbian bars, xbox, makin' the love, mary jane, old movies, documentaries, being happy.

I'd like to meet:

amy sedaris, david sedaris, john waters, parker mcposey, dave lieberman, bebe neuwirth, alan cumming, jason statham, lorraine hansberry, morrissey. a rough, tough looking boy who's such a sweetheart that i want to sit watching busses go by together and talk for hours. an adorable girl with that special smile and a laugh that makes you melt. someone smart AND funny AND nice AND laid back AND crazy. you.

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You are Will Riker
Will Riker 70% James T. Kirk (Captain) 70% Jean-Luc Picard 50% Uhura 45% Geordi LaForge 40% Chekov 35% Worf 35% Mr. Scott 35% An Expendable Character (Redshirt) 35% Spock 34% Deanna Troi 30% Data 21% Leonard McCoy (Bones) 20% Mr. Sulu 15% Beverly Crusher 10% At times you are self-centered
but you have many friends.
You love many women, but the right
woman could get you to settle down.
Click here to take the Star Trek Personality Quiz

Music:

joni mitchell, fiona apple, tv on the radio, wilco, rufus wainwright, where's moo, zero 7, 20's jazz, the faint, sublime, basement jaxx, goldfrapp, tenacious d, air, sneaker pimps, the cure, the strokes, bjork. bebe neuwirth. the killers, postal service, belle & sebastian. morrissey. and showtunes, yeah you heard me.

Movies:

the queen, the last king of scotland, lost skeleton of cadavra, thank you for smoking, why man creates, who killed teddy bear?, anne of green gables, v for vendetta, happiness, pillow talk, sleeping beauty, written on the wind, bareback mountain, squid and the whale, a patch of blue, waiting for guffman, sordid lives, talented mr. ripley, hairspray, written on the wind, run lola run, sunset boulevard, harold and maude, just imagine, pillow talk, psycho beach party, not quite right, the incredibles, any good hardcore porn.

Television:

flight of the conchords, antiques roadshow, arrested development, heroes, invader zim, kath and kim, strangers with candy, mi-5, forensic files, samurai jack, degrassi, laugh in, star trek voyager, star trek tng, o'grady, jeeves and wooster, six feet under, prime suspect, joy of painting (with bob ross).

Books:

the extra man, about a boy, most anything by p.g. wodehouse, interpreter of the maladies, a year in provence, me talk pretty one day, stiff, less than zero, pride and prejudice, pat the bunny, penthouse letters.

Heroes:

Aquaman.

My Blog

this baby is hilarious

this makes me crack up every time i watch it. ...
Posted by Noodles on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 10:56:00 PST

I'm a PBS nerd

When I was a kid I couldn't watch much TV.  I was mostly only allowed to watch wholesome old shows like Perry Mason, Leave it to Beaver and the Brady Bunch.  Some cartoons were okay (not the...
Posted by Noodles on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 01:41:00 PST

don't read this if you don't want to listen to me gripe

this just isn't my week.cash has been crazy tight, cuz i've been trying to get out of credit card debt.  smart, right?surprise!  had to take my car in this morning and the repair costs are r...
Posted by Noodles on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 12:39:00 PST

too loose in toulouse?

london was amazing; my international friends rock.   and now im in toulouse having a VERY difficult time working this keyboard.  we have qwerty; they have azert.  hmmm...   its so ...
Posted by Noodles on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 09:47:00 PST

the news of the day.

lots is going on at the moment. i'm just gonna list three.1. got my very first mention in Variety. yay, first step towards hollywood playerdom. "first-time scripter/helmer Philip Schaff sets up ste...
Posted by Noodles on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 08:50:00 PST

melancholy baby

sometimes i just miss you.
Posted by Noodles on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 04:31:00 PST

it's real. i'm serious.

ace put this up on my comments. one of the funniest things i've ever seen, i think. i can't tell if it's one of those "oops, i just didn't even think about it that way" tv goofs? i believe there's...
Posted by Noodles on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 11:34:00 PST

thank you india

thank you, aram monkeybank, for introducing me to the new goldfrapp cd. amazing.plus, in addition, thank you for showing me the "ooh la la" video. best stoner video. ever.Get this video and more at...
Posted by Noodles on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 01:02:00 PST

i have a cold.

Im very proud.  The movie I directed, acted in a co-produced is screening at the new york g&l film festival.  Yay. You can see their take on it:  www.newfest.org You have to sea...
Posted by Noodles on Fri, 26 May 2006 01:21:00 PST

Hooray for Hollyweird

Alone and bored (la combinaison dangereuse) I search for another local gin joint in my new neighborhood.  I already know that Tinsel Town, my town, is amazing.  Tonight cements it.  Do...
Posted by Noodles on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 11:27:00 PST