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Jake

Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselves.

About Me

I'm a boy. I have brown hair and eyes. I love to dance. I teach dance to kids at my own studio here in LA. I love it. I just ran my THIRD marathon in Florence, Italy. It was a crazy experience, dodging vespas and trying to run on cobblestone. Truely life changing. I think I'm done with Marathons for a while, but would like to start training for a triathalon. When not dancing, choreographing, or evading paparazzi, I occasionally spend my time as a struggling actor. But soon I will be too big to talk to you. Hang around me while you can. Lick it up...

My Interests

Your mom

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet hot people who don't talk much. Or just fun people who happen to be hot. ok, wait, this isn't making me sound too good. Hold on.....Ok.. I want to meet Hot people. There. that's better.Here, check out this video I choreographed and starred in. Dirty Little Secret "Hush Your Lips"

Music:

Depeche Mode, Tricky, Moby, AIR, Portishead, Madonna, 80's fun music, Thrill kill kult, Death Cab, Postal Service, Tom McCrae, Imogen Heap, Tomski, Mary J Blige, Erykah Badu, Missy Elliot, Radiohead, Bjork, ect...

Movies:

KILL BILL, Porn, Jurrasic Park (only the 1st one), Lost In Translation, Requiem For A Dream, Brokeback Mountain (gay), Saw, Amelie, The first 3 star wars movies, Lord of the Rings, Porn, Spider-Man, Nightmare B4 X-mas, Porn, Transformers the movie

Television:

Lost, Oz, Simpsons, Family Guy, Futurama, The Office, Oblongs, Scrubs, Buffy, He-Man, anything with Margret Cho in it. America's Next Top Model is probably the best show...ever....

Books:

Lord of the Rings, The Narnia books, Jurassic Park, The giving Tree, Comics....lots and lots of comics

Heroes:

Spider-Man, Batman, The X-men, and Angela Basset

My Blog

So you think I can dance...?

Check out www.chelseasonmain.com to see some of my sweet ass moves!!Check out www.popdance.us to learn how to bust 'em like I do :)
Posted by Jake on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 01:28:00 PST

a quote I like

We have nothing to fear from anyone on this living planet. Fear is the greatest impediment to the achievement of peace. We have nothing to fear from people who are different from us, from people who l...
Posted by Jake on Tue, 23 May 2006 11:29:00 PST

"Crash" is a retarded movie...

To quote my lovely wife on this: "I liked it better the first time I saw it and it was called Magnolia"I could hardly believe that it was even nominated for best original screenplay at the Academy Awa...
Posted by Jake on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 11:31:00 PST

Ryan Gosling doesn't love me...

-jake
Posted by Jake on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 08:09:00 PST

I'm moving to France

I know this isn't anything that you all don't already know. But I have to say that this country if fucked up. Last night, one of the worst president's in the history of our country was re-elected for ...
Posted by Jake on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST