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Darrin

Underwater Bingo For Teens

About Me

Kirk Cameron told me I'm going to Hell.

My Interests

Reading, writing, sleep, doorway dancing, video games, and movies.

I'd like to meet:

Fictional characters and people with unique hobbies that they are embarrassed to talk about with strangers, but consume their lives none the less, i.e. back yard wrestlers, LARPers, and people that, for one reason or another, make outfits that can weigh over 30lbs.My humor is not for everyone. It is often crass, at times offensive, and all too often the goal of it is not even to actually make anyone laugh. Therefore if you are one of the few people who actually get it, I want you around 24/7.

Music:

Smoke of Fire, Constants, Spineshank, Head Automatica, Elton John, Queen, Billy Joel, Aerosmith, Hot Hot Heat, anything soul less and commercial.

Movies:

Highlander, Wizard of Oz, Versus, Desperado, RHPS, Big Lebowski, Office Space, Star Wars 4, 5 & 6, Anchorman, Night Train to Terror, Evil Ed, Cheerleader Camp, Slumber Party Massacre II, Teen Wolf, The Evil Dead Trilogy, Labyrinth, Friday the 13th & Nightmare on Elm Street, A Life Less Ordinary

Television:

The Office (British Version), Kids in the Hall, 24, Arrested Development, Strangers With Candy, Lost, Family Guy, Firefly, Robot Chicken, Sea Lab 2021, CarnivalDoes Neon Genesis Evangelion count? It was on TV in Japan.

Books:

H.G. Wells, George R.R. Martin, H.P. Lovecraft, C.S. Lewis, J.R.R. Tolkien, R.A. Salvatore. I refuse to read anything by an author with less than two initials in his name. Unless his first name is Terry.

Heroes:

Snake Pliskin.

My Blog

Mark Rosenthal and The Ninja: The Lost Episodes

Several months ago we shot four episodes that were intended to be the harbingers of Season 2 of "Mark Rosenthal and The Ninja". After they were completed began a time of great unrest and rebuilding in...
Posted by Darrin on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 12:43:00 PST

Darrin Cummings: The Movie

Would you like to see a for-real Darrin Cummings: The Movie? If so voice your opinion at Earl's Place and be a part of cinema history.The Darrin Cummings Movie Thread at earl's Place...
Posted by Darrin on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 07:47:00 PST

New trailer

Check out the new Burial At Sea trailer!
Posted by Darrin on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 12:19:00 PST

Go see the movie I wrote

Or, rather, go see it's web page. And, while you are add it, check it out on imdb. And don't forget to add it as a friend on here. If you need more proof that I actually wrote a movie I'll send you th...
Posted by Darrin on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 10:47:00 PST

My birthday is June 27th.

http://www.mcphee.com/items/11554.html
Posted by Darrin on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 06:28:00 PST

The Greatest Achievement of My Life

Ladies and Gentlemen, I have completed WVF's Powerbomb: Ten lbs. of Gold Edition. It's a video game in the style of Final Fantasy and based loosely on the backyard wrestling I used to do back in New H...
Posted by Darrin on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 12:47:00 PST

Take Me Home

I'm going back to the NH / Boston area tomorrow night and will be there until the 5th. If you live in LA and want to see em before I go, better do it quickly. If you live in NH and want to see me in t...
Posted by Darrin on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 01:59:00 PST

Sirens

When I lay down at night and I hear sirens driving past my window I imagine that something apocalyptic is happening and that these are just the first cars to respond. Then I fall asleep.
Posted by Darrin on Tue, 29 Nov 2005 04:24:00 PST

Food makes me sad.

I hadn't made myself a Jello Instant pudding pie since last winter, probably because I've actually been eating fairly healthy lately, but I decided to splruge and make myself a nice vanilla one with g...
Posted by Darrin on Tue, 15 Nov 2005 10:42:00 PST

11/4/05

On November 4rth Carl Burke, a kid I worked with when I was a teacher back in Chester, NH, passed away in a tragic car accident. My brother was a good friend of his and asked that anyone who knew Carl...
Posted by Darrin on Mon, 07 Nov 2005 09:01:00 PST