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Cork of Christ

Your eternal savior in cork form.

About Me

In April of 2005 a cork with an image that bears a striking resembleance to Jesus Christ was pulled from a bottle of wine in a New Orleans eatery. This is that cork.

Among the decadence and sin of a fancy New Orleans restaurant was pulled from a bottle of wine a cork of Biblical magnitude. Bearing the unmistakable likeness of our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, the Cork is subject to great debate. Is it a message from God or the King of Kings reborn? Within these pages you may inform yourself and make up your own mind.

Welcome to the Official MySpace Homepage of the Cork of Christ.

For more information check out:
The Official Cork of Christ Website

Check out a few of the Comics that made the Cork Famous: Protecting Waters
Never Alone
New Religion
A Leader
Slough is Sin
The Badge

My Interests

Spirits

I'd like to meet:

Heathens and believers alike.

Hate Mail:
The Cork of Christ has it's many followers, but here are a few excerpts from those who do not believe.

Lacey Luvz Pink:quit tryin to pawn ur false religion out on others via web. u r a fucking loser, why dont u go door 2 door selling ur lying ass book of "religion" ...false hopes!
Cork:Why do you have such angry words? It seems as though you have not read my material.
Lacey Luvz Pink:it is sad that all your life consists of is trying to convert people on the internet. your material has no effect on the world. your "good book" is just a bunch of primitive laws, made by primitive people, to control PRIMITIVE people. sure the basics should be obeyed, but only because they are good GUIDELINES to live by. do not kill, steal, rape or pilage and i think that you will end up just fine. If you need reassurance of your existence, look in the damn mirror. We came from a little thing that actually makes sense.....E-V-O-L-U-T-I-O-N. THERE HAVE BEEN MORE PEOPLE KILLED IN THE NAME OF GOD THAN ANYONE ELSE. BE A HUMANITARIAN, NOT AN ANNOYING ASS BIBLE PUSHER THAT WANTS TO BELEIVE THAT THERE IS MORE AFTER LIFE. THERES NOT. U DIE, I DIE, THE POPE DIES. WE ARE ALL THE SAME AND HOW DARE YOU THINK THAT EVERYONE SHOULD BELEIVE IN YOUR RELIGION IS THE BEST. THAT IS JUST IGNORANT TO BELEVE THAT WE ARE THE ONLY LIVING THING IN THIS VAST UNIVERSE. GET A NEW HOBBY!!! P.S. THIS IS LACEY'S BOYFRIEND DEREK.

Tasha:no i will not be your friend
Cork:why not? i'm not that bad. plus, your kinda cute.
Tasha:i dont want to be friend with a cork

--Katie--:No, I will not add you. For two reasons...One. I am not religious. I believe that the stars have our path, not "God". I respect people who are religious, no matter what religion, but I do not hesitate in stating that I believe "God" to be fake. I won't go into my personal opinions and reasoning. My second reason for not adding you...the cork does not look like "Jesus", it looks like a cork with holes that may resemble a face. It could look like Buddy Holly or Mary Tyler Moore, depending on the person and how asinine they are. Considering the fact that it's a cork.Sorry to burst your bubble.-K.
Cork:What does Jesus Look like?
--Katie--:Who the fuck cares? Like I said, it's opinion on what the cork could look like, and you'd have to be quite foolish to actually think it truly looks like a person. It is a CORK. An effing wine bottle cork. Not a person.

Here is a good one for a change

Aline: well it depends, how a friendship with a cork could be any good for me ?
Cork: I am hilarious. Have you looked at my cartoons!? :-) And besides, I'm going to be famous one day.
Aline: Yeah I've read those cartoons, actually that's why I decided to write you back. If you're hilarious that could be a reason for me to keep on talking to you but I don't care about your probable future fame, that changed a lot of people, and most of the time not in a good way...so when you're going to be famous, try to stay humble ok ?
Cork: The best thing about being a Cork is that my face will never change. I am a very humble cork and plan to be forever. Thank you for your change in grace, and I hope that you will send me a friend request so that we can stay connected.
Aline: Well you seem to be honest and humble so I sent you a friend request ;-)

Music:

Christian Rock

Movies:

The Passion of the Cork, North Cork, Gangs of New Cork, Corque,

Television:

Joan of Arcadia

Books:

King James Version

Heroes:

My father

My Blog

New Comic

There are some site updates and a new comic over on my webpage... http://www.earlsplace.net/corkofchrist Just click on "Comics" and check 'em out.  ...
Posted by Cork of Christ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST