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Raisin

I am here for Friends

About Me

9:14 AM, EST Pardon me for that sudden outburst. Perhaps if you could see me you’d understand. Allow me to explain. This morning while I was brushing my teeth, I noticed something new about myself. Something, different. Something unexpected and uninvited. It seems that I’ve grown a mustache overnight. I understand this is normal for the male of the species. But for the female of the species, it’s not only abnormal, it’s also unhealthy and can lead to nausea, vomiting, and fainting spells if patient looks directly into reflection without the aid of a blindfold or some kind of shield. 11:16 A M I know I’m supposed to be all excited about my period and my hairy legs and arm pits and whiteheads and blackheads and oinky piggy noises that come out of my nose when I’m kissing a boy because it’s all beautiful and it means I’m becoming a woman, but now that the tides have turned, do I have to be all excited and moved about becoming A MAN???????!!!!!!!!!!

My Interests

shoes, fashion, gossip, monkeys, humor.

I'd like to meet:

friends, monkeys. someone who can help return my face to its original state.

Music:

No Way Jose, anything by Jeremy Craine.

Movies:

Space Monkeys.

Television:

everything except sports and the news.

Books:

can i get back to you on this?

Heroes:

Pia, Claudia, Lynn, Fippy, Jeremy, Sam.

My Blog

Raisin Reading

November 8  Jewish Book Week Reading, featuring Micol Ostow, Judy Goldschmidt,  Sarah Mlynowski, Lisa Ann Sandell, David Levithan  (4pm, Teen Central, NYPL 20 West 53rd) ..:namespace prefix...
Posted by Raisin on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 01:29:00 PST

Win A FREE SIDEKICK Courtesy of Moiself (No Purchase necessary)

Check it out. Those lovely people at Penguin and Alloy.com have teamed up to create this awesome contest. All you have to do is mail in an entry. You don't even have to buy my book. Or anyone's b...
Posted by Raisin on Tue, 15 May 2007 11:50:00 PST