When life hands me oranges I make Malt Liquor

Things that make me happy:My perfect husband Taylor Himes, Charity work,Extreme sledding Loaded, good music, words that have meaning,laughing with my twin sister Tina, good movies, enlightening people, never growing up, trying to break dance high, West coast invatational, living with people who love life, riding with the KREW, PYT night at Laney's pad,wine night at Colleen's, Jen shattering the bay window, Wine Makes You Feel Fine, drunkin jump rope,making beanies high in the hotel room with the guys, seeing my sister graduate bootcamp, fresh snow, getting a call from someone who just wanted to say i love you, photo shoot at the shilo in mammoth , yeah fucking right man!BBQs towards the end of the season, seeing all our 15 boards leaning against the living room wall, squatter camp in the downstairs pool room, shilo hotel rooms in mammoth,key to room 69, oh wait i mean we don't have it,i smoke eyawwwww,not dressing like a slut & still pimpimg the male bitches,long walks barefoot in the snowwhile on shrooms, employee parties at bear, turning gay guys bi,camping,being inlove, getting sunburnt at the beach, playing with children,dad loaded as a mother fucker singing and dances his heart out to jingle bell rock infront of all of mom's church friends, catching up with old buddies,dancing like a drunk fool at weddings, spending time with old timers that watched you grow ,good photos,high school days spent in LA,rocking out to queen in the back of a mini van,little john making up the word krunk,sleeping in your gear to save time the next morning, bouncers who just don't give a fuck,learning a new trick & realizing how lucky I am.Things I really dislike: Girls who think they have to dress like whores on Halloween,guys that grab girls at rail comps.,people who talk shit & think they wont get hit,people who pass judgment easily, Kooks who act like they own the mtn., mammoth parkstaff( i kid ryan),people who constantly use the word "hate", girls who have been affected by all the bleach they've poured on their head ,dirtbike gang bangs, nailpolish huffing, speed craving wanna be divas, you're not hot & you're defenitly not rich go get pragnant by a marine & live life day dreaming & posting slutty photos on your myspace, you're never gonna get any respect, raceist people, & older people who critisize what they can't understand."The times they are a changing"-Bob Dylan