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won flye mutherfucker

''i haven't waited in a line this long since i registered as a sex offender'' G

About Me


RIP Stunny Feb 8, 2007 - Feb 9, 2007i like to just kick it ya know sniff some freon from time to time. after a long day of robbin bums i like to play flip cup. i work out a lot so i have a better chance when i fight little kids. raised in various places mostly Texas, now kickin it in san diego workin on my tan and battling gravity ya know same ol shit.-i like to cut stuff, and i used to like stunning people.
-i just broke a life wrecking addiction to freon.
- i hate dora the explorer, diego the animal rescuer, and furniture that talks. baby sit a youngin under 4 and you will too.
- i've been in a bunch of fights...2 that started because someone was sitting in my seat
- i want to be a comedian when i grow up
- i've thrown more water balloons then there are planets
- i've slept walked 3 times (that i know of) once i tried to do laundry with no clothes, once i woke up in the room i share a bathroom with in my barracks, and the other time i pee'd on the floor
- i try not to let birds fly over me cuz i've laugh everytime i see someone else get pooped on
##Update March 24 a bird crapped on me it was the worst day of me life##
- i was a red belt in tae kwon do
- i think i wanna die by getting hit by a bus. cuz now a days everything gives cancer as a prize and eating bad makes your insides hurt so fuck it. take me out quick and easy
- my favorite color is red
- i've never made a collect call i kinda wanna see what all the fuss is about
- i constantly smell my fingers...because it bothers me when they stink
- stinky feet is probably the worst smell know to man
- i want to know what dolphin taste like, just because they are so damn smart
- cops and i have never gotten along
- sleep is one of my favorite pastimes
- jenga is the shit
- food makes my happy
- i'm going to learn how to play the sax
- the worst feeling is when i wake up and look at my alarm and there are like 5mins till i have to get up because it takes a minute to get back asleep and then what the fuck am i going to do with 4 minutes?
- every night i contemplate hurting my roommate. cuz he snores, he's a snooze whore with his alarm (he'll set it really early on purpose and keep snoozing till it time for him to wake) i would let him know that he's actually fucking up his sleep pattern...but i hate him, he screams out in pain in his sleep, he's got some fucking serious arthritis so he moves so fucking slow so if he beats me to the shower its a wrap, i also caught him on my computer and he clicked windows closed really fast and jumped up. the history said he was looking at porn. he's dirty and never cleans up shit..i don't use his garbage can right and its been full since december 5th 2006, i don't even know the mutherfuckers name, he shaves in the sink and doesn't wash the hair away. i peed in his shampoo and soap bottles cuz i was so mad. i'm glad i move out soon or i think i'd have a murder charge
- i never know what to say when people start cryin, so i just start at them and try to use telepathy so they'll stop
- people used to say i looked like sam cassell and i pissed me off bad, cuz then they'd say he looks like an alien, or just call me an alien. but my face got fuller now and i grew a lot so if they say it i'll just fuck em up
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GanGsta by taryn adams
Name
gangsta name numba 1 stunna
times u got shot 92
your networth $395,139,401,484
quote "i'm not lookin down on you, i'm just that fly"

My Interests

i like to shoot pool, i play a lil poker, body buildin, tryin to take up some martial art, i like takin pictures, and just kickin it with my peeps, flippin cups after drinkin beer out of them in a racing fashion, tape 40s to my hands and drinking them as fast as possible, chasin goats, talkin to cops and pretend to beat them up in my head,

I'd like to meet:

someone who will teach me to surf

Music:

ALL
!ALL_ABOUT_ME! by *BASICS*
NAME:: Carlito Dejuan Turner El Segundo
AGE:: 20
BIRTHDAY:: may 18
BIRTHPLACE:: norman, ok
CURRENT LOCATION:: houston
HERITAGE:: black american
EYE COLOR:: dark brown
HAIR COLOR:: black
HEIGHT:: 74in
PIERCINGS:: 2 nipples
TATTOOS:: nada
WHAT COLOGNE/PERFUME DO U WEAR:: burberry and candies
*FAVORITES*
COLOR:: red
MUSIC:: hip hop
SPORT:: football
HOLIDAY:: thanksgiving
FOOD:: all
*THIS OR THAT*
HUGS OR KISSES:: hugs
PEPSI OR COKE:: nada
MCDONALDS OR BURGER KING:: in n out
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA:: vanilla
LOVER OR FIGHTER:: a loving fighter
FRIENDS OR FAMILY:: fam
LOVE OR MONEY:: love
LISTEN TO SOMEONE TALK OR TALKING:: listen
PERSONALITY OR LOOKS:: personality
*IN A BOY/GIRL*
EYE COLOR:: green
HAIR COLOR:: don't know
SHORT OR LONG HAIR:: long
HEIGHT::
STYLE:: fly
PIERCINGS OR TATTOOS:: either
HOT OR CUTE:: both
*FRIENDS*
WHOS UR BEST FRIEND:: baker
WHOS THE LOUDEST:: bailey
WHO HAVE U KNOWN LONGEST:: wooz
WHOS THE SHYEST:: roy
COOLEST FRIEND:: travis
PRETTIEST FRIEND:: keshia
WEIRDEST FRIEND:: me
*LOVE*
ARE U IN LOVE:: na
IF YOU'RE NOT IN LOVE NOW, HAVE U EVER BEEN:: na
DO U BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT:: na
LONGEST RELATIONSHIP:: a few months i think
WOULD U GO OUT WITH SOMEONE JUST FOR THEIR MONEY:: na
DO U GO ON "PITY DATES":: na
KISS ON THE FIRST DATE:: ya
SEX ON THE FIRST DATE:: na
EVER CHEATED ON A B/F OR G/F? BE HONEST:: na
*WHOS THE LAST PERSON*
KISSED:: josiah (my brother)
HUGGED:: faith
TOLD U THEY LOVED U:: dad
TOLD THEM U LOVED THEM:: dad
TALKED TO ON THE PHONE:: omar
YELLED AT:: a cop that was ticketing me
BROKE UR HEART:: haha bonham
SAID THEY HATED U:: i dont think anyone has ever told me that
U TOLD U HATED:: mad dog maederer
*RANDOM QUESTIONS*
DO U DO DRUGS:: na
DO U DRINK:: ya
DO U WANT TO GET MARRIED:: ya
DO U WANT TO HAVE KIDS:: ya
DO U BELIEVE IN URSELF:: ya
DO U THINK UR ATTRACTIVE:: ya
WHAT STAR/CELEBRITY DO MOST PEOPLE SAY U RESEMBLE:: tyresse or candy man
WHAT WAS THE LAST MOVIE U SAW IN THE THEATER? WAS IT GOOD:: bout to watch apocalypto
CAN U HANDLE THE TRUTH:: yup
BIGGEST WEAKNESS:: biting off more than i can handle
BIGGEST FEAR:: not accomplishing anything
MOST MISSED MEMORY:: dad teaching me to read. oh i thought it said most hated
FIRST THOUGHT WAKING UP:: where am i
IF U DONT RECOGNIE THE NUMBER ON UR CALLER ID, DO U ANSWER:: yea
HOW DO U WANT TO DIE:: saving someones life
DO U GET ALONG WITH UR PARENTS:: yes
DO U SWEAR:: yes
NUMBER OF PAST THINGS U REGRET:: 91
HOW DO YOU WANT TO DIE:: saving someones life
WHAT TIME IS IT:: 9:50pm
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Movies:

too many to name, but im diggin the lucky number sleven, the professional, anchorman, 12 monkeys, fresh,

Books:

i think my favorite is The Color of Water by James McBride i recommend this its a good read for everyone except you

Heroes:

aquaman