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Tuna safe Dolphin

There's a shark in my milkshake!!!

About Me

I am Sinister Potato... "all your potatoes are belong to me!"I was born and raised in "Sin City" Las Vegas , I know.. I know... it rocks Hardcore!...I have been hit by a car 10 times and been able to walk away each time! I was hit by a dog when I was 7 and broke my collar bone . I believe in... karma, though it may not believe in me. I also believe in the good of everyone.. well, almost everyone.The things I can’t stand are... inanimate objects that gets in my way, people who are "Responsibility Challenged!" which is most of the people I know ... , and expired Milk.I am ... ... ...
- A martial artist and have been studying for 6+ years
- A singer/rapper/songwriter in a group called REQ
- A very determined person
- Colorblind to reds and greens . (Don’t worry, I am still a GREAT driver!)If you haven't noticed by now, I have a satire sense of humor, “Life is a game and I am looking for Cheats!"

My Interests


- Martial arts - Music
- Raquetball - RPGing
- Reading - Movies
- Dancing - Eating
- Sleeping - Videogames
- Writing - Im also a total gym rat! And tons o' other stuff! oh and Cinnabon rocks!!

I'd like to meet:

- Hitler
- Iron Chef Chen Kenichi
- Zorro
- Myself from the future
- The Emperor of Japan
- A Talking Dog Heck I would even settle for a cat that looked like Hitler!

Music:


- Bush
- Silverchair
- OURS
- Twiztid,Tech N9ne
- Papa Roach
- Breaking Benjamin
- Orgy
- Nickelback
- Korn
- Disturbed
- Linkin Park
- Evanessance
- Deftones
- Counting Crows
- Blink 182
- Goo Goo Dolls
- Marylin Manson
- TOOL
- Luna Sea
And a bunch more!!!

Movies:


- Dumb and Dumber
- Last Samurai
- Better Luck Tomorrow
- Ace Ventura 1 and 2
- LOTR
- Hero
- Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon
- I Heart Huckabees
- The Ring 1 and 2
- The Grudge
- Infernal Affairs
- Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story

Television:


I watch Iron Chef Japan and Iron Chef America, and that is about all I have time for... Ironically I have no Idea how to cook... I tried once and burnt the hair off both of my forearms! I love Smallville, My Name is Earl, Heroes and Survivorman!

Books:


- Lord of the Rings
- The Hobbit
- Most of R.A. Salvatore's novels
- Mushashi
- The Deed of Paksinarion
- and more...

Heroes:


- The Tick
- Spider Man
- Wolverine
- Homer Simpson
- Jim Carrey
- Voltron
- Optimus Prime
- The Voice in my head!
- Brett Farve

My Blog

To my Arryona.

Sickly sweet, with no regrets or memory, pump love to my heart like an amphetamine,I dont believe your leaving me, could never be,it's not how I imagined things, for you and me,we'd live so cleverly, ...
Posted by Tuna safe Dolphin on Mon, 21 Jul 2008 04:58:00 PST

Lost in bieng ever present.

My life has slowly cultivated to this point, I just dont really know what this point is exactly. I ve pretty much lost contact with most of my friends that I knew in my youth. Ha! what a word.... "You...
Posted by Tuna safe Dolphin on Thu, 17 Jul 2008 07:52:00 PST

Wisdom Teeth!!!

OK... so I had my wisdom teeth extracted and it sucked... I’m better now though... Bryce I now feel your pain! (I didnt get chipmunky though)! I have been training hard and still gaining weight...
Posted by Tuna safe Dolphin on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 03:21:00 PST

First Bodybuilding show!!

I did my first bodybuilding show today, it was frickin' awesome! I should have some pics up soon, it did Bantam weight, and I finished second. My goal for the next show is to add about ten pounds and...
Posted by Tuna safe Dolphin on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 01:54:00 PST

I am still alive and crackin!

What is up my homies!!!I have been hard at work...or harldy working... not sure which one yet though...Hey..when was the last time you saw a kazoo??
Posted by Tuna safe Dolphin on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 12:57:00 PST

Today I feel Fine, I think...

Hey everybody, I am still alive, I have been busy working on new music which should be out oin a couple of weeks, and i am working at a gym now, its graveyard, but I am the manager!!! that rocks!I put...
Posted by Tuna safe Dolphin on Fri, 14 Oct 2005 08:30:00 PST

Scribble

Words left scribbled on your concrete walls, saliva left to dribble until fall calls, crazy solutions dropped from arsenic clouds, bringing only pollution to slow us down, on a rampage were we, un...
Posted by Tuna safe Dolphin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

did you know 2

The very first bomb that the Allies dropped on Berlin in World War II killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo. I thought that was amusing!
Posted by Tuna safe Dolphin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

did you know?

The history of nuclear weapon accidents is as old as their introduction The US Department of Defence (DoD) first published a list of nuclear weapon accidents in 1968 which detailed 13 serious nuclear...
Posted by Tuna safe Dolphin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST