*Tickle*Me*Im*Sexy*

I'd like to meet:

Real people that can accept me for who I am and not just 2 get at me for a booty call. I aint a fucking slut so dont come at me like I am. Im not your bitch so I am not going to obey your rules. Dont forget that you come 2 my page then message me on myspace and ask me shit I already know. Read the god damn profile.I've meet alot of different people that do different things and the one that I cant find is a pilot.. I think it would be cool if I had a friend that was a pilot. Meeting new people is always a great thing... thats why I am on myspace. Newayz....

I am single.I am free.I am ME... so let me be!!!Im not going to get with you so stop trying. If you want to be friends with me to be real friends then its gonna take a minute for me 2 get to know you.You dont know me, dont act like you do. It pisses me off.... Read my damn profile if you want know know more about me... I do the same thing to you.*NEWAYZ*I am 23 years old and I'm single...I'm looking for a Man who isRespectful,Honest,Fun,Open Minded, (tell it like it is)Outgoing,Friendly,Romantic,Someone who is going to be my Bestfriend.ENERGETIC.. Like the Energizing Bunny.... that keeps goin and goin... cuz thats how I am.Once I start I dont want to stop. :)~And last but not least... a GREAT PERSONALITY.All my real friends know I have a great personality and I'm fun to be with.

Sometimes we all need to laugh... since I have been having a bad month one of my friends sent this to me... but bcuz I was so smacked it didn't make sense to me... So here you go.. see if You dont feel stupid at the end out the joke. Its a good one!! This is a good one.A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more! Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."The lady can't take this any more, "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig," she retorted indignantly. "In this country, we don't speak aloud in Public places about our sex lives."Hey, coola down lady," said the man."Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'."I'm sure you're gonna read this again!

Music:

D.T.L ContrAversY mixN Xray and Swamp Thing

Movies:

Iranian American stand up comedy -ISLAM JOKE

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What Arianna The Sexy 1 MeansYou are usually the best at everything ... you strive for perfection.
You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive.
You have the classic "Type A" personality.
You are wild, crazy, and a huge rebel. You're always up to something.
You have a ton of energy, and most people can't handle you. You're very intense.
You definitely are a handful, and you're likely to get in trouble. But your kind of trouble is a lot of fun.
You tend to be pretty tightly wound. It's easy to get you excited... which can be a good or bad thing.
You have a lot of enthusiasm, but it fades rather quickly. You don't stick with any one thing for very long.
You have the drive to accomplish a lot in a short amount of time. Your biggest problem is making sure you finish the projects you start.
You are very intuitive and wise. You understand the world better than most people.
You also have a very active imagination. You often get carried away with your thoughts.
You are prone to a little paranoia and jealousy. You sometimes go overboard in interpreting signals.
You are a seeker. You often find yourself restless - and you have a lot of questions about life.
You tend to travel often, to fairly random locations. You're most comfortable when you're far away from home.
You are quite passionate and easily tempted. Your impulses sometimes get you into trouble.
You are truly an original person. You have amazing ideas, and the power to carry them out.
Success comes rather easily for you... especially in business and academia.
Some people find you to be selfish and a bit overbearing. You're a strong person.
You are friendly, charming, and warm. You get along with almost everyone.
You work hard not to rock the boat. Your easy going attitude brings people together.
At times, you can be a little flaky and irresponsible. But for the important things, you pull it together.
You are the total package - suave, sexy, smart, and strong.
You have the whole world under your spell, and you can influence almost everyone you know.
You don't always resist your urges to crush the weak. Just remember, they don't have as much going for them as you do.
You are incredibly sexy and sensual. You have a naughty vibe that no one can ignore.
You have an unquenchable desire. And you are unrestrained in your passions.
You have a tendency to be unfaithful. Whether you fight it or give in to it is up to you.
You are a free spirit, and you resent anyone who tries to fence you in.
You are unpredictable, adventurous, and always a little surprising.
You may miss out by not settling down, but you're too busy having fun to care.

Heroes:

This is for you Ryan!!! We miss you RIP