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..If you or someone you know is interested in getting into the nightclub industry please read the following: this is a hostess/waitress position at a local DC nightclub/lounge. Both positions require you to wear lingerie (sexy and classy not smutty. venue is not a gentlemen’s club does not require nudity). customer service is a must. Must be social and attentive to clientele needs. Must be willing to work late hours. Please respond to [email protected] please include a picture we will contact you via Email with casting call details. Casting call is real soon if you are interested respond ASAP."PTEM" ManagementI Hate You, Then I Love You - Pavarotti & Celine Dion



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I absolutly hate Fake People... this is for all the fake people out there....

I HATE DRAMA!!!Somehow Drama seems to be attracted to me... Maybe bcuz Im Persian. I dunno. I dont get it.You Are 72% Popular! You are quite popular. You are well above average in popularity and have friends and a social life. You are a fun person and well-liked by your peers. Good score.
HowPopular Are You?

:: A Little About Myself ::I Am I am a only child...I am sarcastic and creativeI wonder what the future will bringI hear someone calling my nameI see the world my wayI want never to be aloneI pretend the world will never endI feel sad and lonelyI can touch the skyI worry what kind of person I amI cry when I’m forgottenI understand Heaven is a real placeI say some things that I don’t meanI dream of a better worldI try to understand deathI hope never to experience true lonelinessIm Just an all around fun girl,Im very caring, and passionate,creative,a goofball,unique and silly,and love to get to know people,and have meaningful debates,I am open minded,and like to listen as well as give advice.* I'm half PersianI scored a 76% on the "How persian are you?" Quizie! What about you?and half Italian...so you tell me... Whoa!I'm a freak!!!You could be here forever if you want to know about the bad me!The most recent bad thing I did:I'm keeping my mouth shut about this... for a while.*wink wink*Other bad things I did cuz I am aI'm naughtyI'm nastyI've been arrestedI drinkI manipluated and lied to get my way.I'm not completely a bad person, but being bad is so much more fun! Haha.I'm easy, let's put it that way. But I'm not that easy.I mean, come on, you gotta look good!I'm very manipulative.I may be pissed at you but I don't want you to know.I'll just show you in some other way.Just remember not to mess with me.But don't worry, I'm really friendly most of the time!As long as there's no shit going on around me, I'm just plain me.I love fucking with people for reactions.I'm always difficult...I hate straight edge and actually that whole scene.I am my fucking self and I will never change. Ever.So when I piss you off, please keep this in mind, either u love me or u hate me.If u dislike me don't take my careless attitude offensively. ok? good.


Your Birthdate: April 6
You tend to be a the rock in relationships - people depend on you.
Thoughtful and caring, you often put others needs first.
You aren't content to help those you know... you want to give to the world.
An idealist, you strive for positive change and dream about how much better things could be.
Your strength: Your intuition
Your weakness: You put yourself last
Your power color: Rose/Pink
Your power symbol: Cloud
Your power month: June What Does Your Birth Date Mean?People always ask me why dont I have pictures of me and my friends on my space.... well I have a answer for you. My friends have their own page.... if you wanna see who my friends are check out MY FRIENDS. Its not that hard. I dont see why some people are so stupid!!FRIENDS: Calls Your Parents By Mr. && Mrs.HOMIEZ: Calls Your Parents DAD && MOMFRIENDS: Would Bail You Out Of Jail.HOMIEZ: Would Be Sitting Next To You Sayin "We Fucked Up ... But That Shit Was Fun!"FRIENDS: Have Never Seen You Cry.HOMIEZ: Wont Tell Everyone Else You Cried...Just Laugh About It With You In Private When Your Not Down Anymore.FRIENDS: Borrows Your Stuff For A Few Days Then Gives It Back.HOMIEZ: Loses Your Shit && Tells You, "My Bad".FRIENDS: Only Know A Few Things About You.HOMIEZ: Could Write A Very Embarrassing Biography On Your Life Story...FRIENDS: Will Leave You Behind If That Is What The Crowd Is Doing.HOMIEZ: Will Kick The Whole Crowds Ass That Left You.FRIENDS: Would Knock On Your Front Door.HOMIEZ: Walk Right In && Say "I'M HOME!"FRIENDS: Are Only Through Highschool.HOMIEZ: Are For Life.FRIENDS: Will Be There To Take Your Drink Away From You When They Think You've Had Enough.HOMIEZ: Will Look At You Stumbling All Over The Place && Say "Bitch Drink The Rest Of That You Know We Don't Waste."This is for my REAL FRIENDS!!! I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!
MY FRIENDS LOVE ME!!!! THEY SEE ELMO AND THINK ABOUT ME... NOW THATS A GREAT FRIEND!!!

My Interests

What I like to do for fun.... My Hobbies:SLEEPING,Getting kicked off AOL bcuz it sucks dick!!!also getting kicked repeatedly in the face (as you can see in my pic),watching 'Rugrats' to re-live my childhood memories,screaming in public that my breast are growing,playing with my mommy's long thing thats under her bed,eating the 'mushrooms' in my yard,going to the zoo to play with my cousins the monkeys,reciting the alphabets when I go to school to impress myfriends of course,getting hit by a car 'twice' by accident,reading erotic stories to the elderly,listening to my Three Six CD!!waHahOooo...harassing old people for fun,waitin for my boy Kevin to call me back so we can get our freak on,scuba diving in shark infested waters,watching my neigbors get frisky in their hot-tub,jumping on my bed until I collapse on the floor,mispelling words to make everyone think that I'm stupid (which I am),singing 'Come On Over' while I'm in the shower,Knockin' hot guys out and strippin' their pants off with my girl April,Running around naked in the rain in circles around my backyard,drinkin' soda and other carbonated drinks to get high, fighting for the remote for the TV,smacking bitches upside the head,Acting stupid in general,phone sex with my girl Sara,whats up b!t(h, like what?!? LoL.Um, trippin' skateboarders with the sticks I throw in front of them,parading around RMHS campus late at night,Makin' fun of Sara and my other retarded friends when they trip and fall...waking up with my dildo next to me...
What you know about the running,
the stretching
The cars, the weapons
The path, the journey
The jewels, the learning
The fear, the focus
The aches, the pains
The contact sparrin', the breaks, the sprains
The trial and error, the ranks, and belts
The spiritual growth, the science of breath
The tests, the techniques
The forms, the stances
The flow, the rhythm, the internal answers
The herbs, the healing, the quiet meditation
The truths reveal through daily dedication
The love for the art, the sweat on your shirt
The mind, the body, and the spirit that work
The feelings of failure, the hope to succeed
The battles of questions like "Should I smoke weed?"

I LOVE TO RIDE HORSES!!
I ABSOLUTLY LOVE NATURE!!!I love being out in the wilderness....

I'd like to meet:

Real people that can accept me for who I am and not just 2 get at me for a booty call. I aint a fucking slut so dont come at me like I am. Im not your bitch so I am not going to obey your rules. Dont forget that you come 2 my page then message me on myspace and ask me shit I already know. Read the god damn profile.I've meet alot of different people that do different things and the one that I cant find is a pilot.. I think it would be cool if I had a friend that was a pilot. Meeting new people is always a great thing... thats why I am on myspace. Newayz....

I am single.I am free.I am ME... so let me be!!!Im not going to get with you so stop trying. If you want to be friends with me to be real friends then its gonna take a minute for me 2 get to know you.You dont know me, dont act like you do. It pisses me off.... Read my damn profile if you want know know more about me... I do the same thing to you.*NEWAYZ*I am 23 years old and I'm single...I'm looking for a Man who isRespectful,Honest,Fun,Open Minded, (tell it like it is)Outgoing,Friendly,Romantic,Someone who is going to be my Bestfriend.ENERGETIC.. Like the Energizing Bunny.... that keeps goin and goin... cuz thats how I am.Once I start I dont want to stop. :)~And last but not least... a GREAT PERSONALITY.All my real friends know I have a great personality and I'm fun to be with.

Sometimes we all need to laugh... since I have been having a bad month one of my friends sent this to me... but bcuz I was so smacked it didn't make sense to me... So here you go.. see if You dont feel stupid at the end out the joke. Its a good one!! This is a good one.A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more! Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."The lady can't take this any more, "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig," she retorted indignantly. "In this country, we don't speak aloud in Public places about our sex lives."Hey, coola down lady," said the man."Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'."I'm sure you're gonna read this again!

Who ever was at the DJ Tiesto concert at Love last year rememebers this/ 9/15/07.

Music:


D.T.L ContrAversY mixN Xray and Swamp Thing

Movies:

Iranian American stand up comedy -ISLAM JOKE


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a person who is have persian and american doing stand up comedy. its funny so listen to it!!Like I said there is nothin wrong in having a hott pink car!!
How You Life Your Life
You are honest and direct. You tell it like it is.
You're laid back and chill, but sometimes you care too much about what others think.
You prefer a variety of friends and tend to change friends quickly.
You tend to always dream of things within reach - and you usually get them. Aries
You are so full of energy, you constantly attract hotties, and you are always the dominant one in the sack. It is very easy for you approach people because you have so much confidence and you are very forward about your feelings.You are very likely to have lots of sexual partners, (sometimes all at once), and be the most sexually experienced of any of your friends. Sex matches: Gemini, Leo, Sagittarius Take this Quiz 2 find ur match

Books:

What Arianna The Sexy 1 MeansYou are usually the best at everything ... you strive for perfection.
You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive.
You have the classic "Type A" personality.
You are wild, crazy, and a huge rebel. You're always up to something.
You have a ton of energy, and most people can't handle you. You're very intense.
You definitely are a handful, and you're likely to get in trouble. But your kind of trouble is a lot of fun.
You tend to be pretty tightly wound. It's easy to get you excited... which can be a good or bad thing.
You have a lot of enthusiasm, but it fades rather quickly. You don't stick with any one thing for very long.
You have the drive to accomplish a lot in a short amount of time. Your biggest problem is making sure you finish the projects you start.
You are very intuitive and wise. You understand the world better than most people.
You also have a very active imagination. You often get carried away with your thoughts.
You are prone to a little paranoia and jealousy. You sometimes go overboard in interpreting signals.
You are a seeker. You often find yourself restless - and you have a lot of questions about life.
You tend to travel often, to fairly random locations. You're most comfortable when you're far away from home.
You are quite passionate and easily tempted. Your impulses sometimes get you into trouble.
You are truly an original person. You have amazing ideas, and the power to carry them out.
Success comes rather easily for you... especially in business and academia.
Some people find you to be selfish and a bit overbearing. You're a strong person.
You are friendly, charming, and warm. You get along with almost everyone.
You work hard not to rock the boat. Your easy going attitude brings people together.
At times, you can be a little flaky and irresponsible. But for the important things, you pull it together.
You are the total package - suave, sexy, smart, and strong.
You have the whole world under your spell, and you can influence almost everyone you know.
You don't always resist your urges to crush the weak. Just remember, they don't have as much going for them as you do.
You are incredibly sexy and sensual. You have a naughty vibe that no one can ignore.
You have an unquenchable desire. And you are unrestrained in your passions.
You have a tendency to be unfaithful. Whether you fight it or give in to it is up to you.
You are a free spirit, and you resent anyone who tries to fence you in.
You are unpredictable, adventurous, and always a little surprising.
You may miss out by not settling down, but you're too busy having fun to care.

Heroes:

This is for you Ryan!!! We miss you RIP

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Posted by *Tickle*Me*Im*Sexy* on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 08:18:00 PST

AIM CONVO.... WITH A PHOTOGRAPHER!!!

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Writing from the heart.....

Do You Know the Feeling?   Have u ever been depressed? probably, so maybe u know where I'm coming from, it's like one minute ur fine, and then the next minute something happens that makes u think...
Posted by *Tickle*Me*Im*Sexy* on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 08:43:00 PST

Court..... MUST READ!!!

sum black girl assulted me... in my front yard... in front of my mom and my friend.. so i had a witness... and when they called her name up 2 the judge she was like yeah (ghetto talk) and tehn she rel...
Posted by *Tickle*Me*Im*Sexy* on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 08:46:00 PST

Tips for 2008!!!

..> Tips for 2008   Make realistic goals for yourself, write them down, pray about them and try to achieve them!Go through your cell phone, caller id, calendar, and email addresses and disc...
Posted by *Tickle*Me*Im*Sexy* on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 10:48:00 PST

This is about Girls in general...

Girls in general..    Why do girls  think they are the shit cuz they dress in skimpy clothes and  wear a shit load of make up 2 look older??  Why look older when u are yo...
Posted by *Tickle*Me*Im*Sexy* on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 08:33:00 PST

U know UR from MONTGOMERY COUNTY, MD when....

..>Description:You know you're from Montgomery County, MD when..1)-You've referred to the county as "MoCo".2)-You can explain directions via the multiple highway systems connected throughout the count...
Posted by *Tickle*Me*Im*Sexy* on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 09:56:00 PST

NEW PHOTOGRAPHY!!!

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Posted by *Tickle*Me*Im*Sexy* on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 12:46:00 PST

NEVER DRINK ALCOHOL AGAIN!!!

Today is Friday June 29, 2007. From this point on I promis e myself I will not drink a drop of alcohol. I would rather smoke weed than drink neways. I was in D.C. last nite and I got totally fucked up...
Posted by *Tickle*Me*Im*Sexy* on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 11:45:00 PST

MY HOTT NEW PHOTOGRAPHY!!!!

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