Child pornography and a clown suit |
OMG, well my ex-gf left me a voicemail telling me to google the name of one of our friends that we worked with when we both worked in VA. So, guess what comes up? He just got 25 years in p...
Posted by Jasmine on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 01:22:00 PST |
Shan's ridiculous poem |
Shan last time you were at my home,
I told you I'd write you a poem.
So here it is in all its glory,
It took me a while to get around to; sorry.
It's to let you know I care about you a lot,
If you cho...
Posted by Jasmine on Mon, 07 May 2007 03:29:00 PST |
rules at the gym part 2 |
1. I don't want to see your bush of pubes...it always amazes me how the smallest women (little Asian chicks) have the most pubes...their bush is bigger than their heads sometimes-incredible!&nbs...
Posted by Jasmine on Mon, 07 May 2007 02:58:00 PST |
Schools out for......ever-no, I only wish it was |
Fuck, yeah...I'm outta school for a month! So, I did the first thing every college kid does the second after they take their last final...went home and tore up my entire bedroom and bathroom flo...
Posted by Jasmine on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 01:30:00 PST |
randomness |
So, yes, I know I need new pics up here...new ones that don't make me look 40 years old...I'll work on that! Also, I just found out that I will have to stay in school another semester becuase th...
Posted by Jasmine on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 05:34:00 PST |
happy...ducks...bar whore |
I fill my days doing things (I don't ever even do homework really anymore-except I just got done doing it...but got most of my projects for the semester outta the way a few weeks ago), but look back a...
Posted by Jasmine on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 07:02:00 PST |
avoiding reading my online alcohol textbook at 11 pm... |
Well, I'm totally avoiding doing my studying/reading/reports for tomorrow...anyways, I figure I'll ramble about something...give me a minute to think of a topic. Alright, I'll ramble about work....
Posted by Jasmine on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 11:02:00 PST |
the rules at the gym |
okay, so the gym has rules posted (which no one ever seems to follow) like don't sit on the machines between sets, let others work in with you, and other such crap. One of the rules says "avoid ...
Posted by Jasmine on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 05:22:00 PST |
alcohol and UNLV |
So, I can't get into any classes I really need at school, so I'm just going to end up taking wine and distilled spirits classes unless something opens up (they're upper division and I need to be full ...
Posted by Jasmine on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 01:24:00 PST |
my bored ramblings... |
I think I've been in the F&B biz too long when I go to write a paper for school and the only word in it I misspell is "absolut" because I haven't seen it spelled with an "e" on the end in so long
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Posted by Jasmine on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 03:01:00 PST |
