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About Me


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: "Grim" Tim
Birthday: 2.15.62
Birthplace: Parts Unknown
Current Location: Twin Cities, MN
Eye Color: bloodshot
Hair Color: I'm just glad I still have it - forget the color.
Height: Standing or sitting?
Right Handed or Left Handed: It depends which one I use.
Your Heritage: American; love it or leave it!
The Shoes You Wore Today: Shoes???
Your Weakness: Not enough room to list all of 'em.
Your Fears: Wouldn't you like to know???
Your Perfect Pizza: Cooked; but not burnt.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get out of bed more often; maybe.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: F-U TIM!!!
Thoughts First Waking Up: AGAIN?!?
Your Best Physical Feature: Anything covered up.
Your Bedtime: Ah, there's the rub...
Your Most Missed Memory: If it's missing, how can I remember it? Duh!
Pepsi or Coke: Ice tea; don't shove your choices down my throat.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Yes please!!!
Single or Group Dates: I think it would be interesting to date a group.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Crystal Light; and stop mandating my choices!!!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Hey, I said stop that!
Cappuccino or Coffee: All right buddy...KNOCK IT OFF RIGHT NOW!!!
Do you Smoke: Not unless someone is careless with a match.
Do you Swear: Hell no...dammit!
Do you Sing: According to EVERYONE that I know...no.
Do you Shower Daily: Why, you wanna join me?
Have you Been in Love: Does with myself count?
Do you want to go to College: Did a little, wouldn't mind more.
Do you want to get Married: Are you proposing?
Do you belive in yourself: No, I'm a figment of someone's warped imagination.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only when moving.
Do you think you are Attractive: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Um, no.
Are you a Health Freak: Health? No. Freak???
Do you get along with your Parents: A lot better with my Mom since she died.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yeah, I do...it's the lightning that scares me.
Do you play an Instrument: Yes, the kazoo.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Does Communion count?
In the past month have you Smoked: No, I've been lucky about not being lit on fire.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: How about the last hour?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No, I would but the women around her are to fast to catch.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No...they have this requirement about bringing money along with you so...
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No...but now I'm hungry. Thanks a lot!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I don't eat nothin' that lives in it's own toilet!
In the past month have you been on Stage: All the world's a stage...
In the past month have you been Dumped: ON!!!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Does the bathtub count?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Just people's time.
Ever been Drunk: Wha are you implying Sssssiirrr?!?
Ever been called a Tease: No, but I've been teased (rotten kids!).
Ever been Beaten up: I'm not allowed to talk about that.
Ever Shoplifted: No, they're to heavy.
How do you want to Die: I don't.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Emperor of the Universe!!!
What country would you most like to Visit: What's wrong with where I'm at???
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You scored as Karl Barth, The daddy of 20th Century theology. You perceive liberal theology to be a disaster and so you insist that the revelation of Christ, not human experience, should be the starting point for all theology.

Karl Barth


100%

John Calvin


100%

Anselm


100%

Martin Luther


67%

Augustine


67%

Jonathan Edwards


67%

Friedrich Schleiermacher


60%

Paul Tillich


33%

Jürgen Moltmann


27%

Charles Finney


27%
Which theologian are you?
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My Interests

I am a small press writer/publisher/fan, and my other interests include current events, religion, pop culture, history, YouTube & LiveVideo.com, Yahoo! groups, email, etc.

I'd like to meet:

God.

Music:

I tend to like individual songs over specific singers/bands, but as in everything else, I have pretty eclectic tastes when it comes to music, and I usually can find something that I like in almost any genres (except gansta rap & soprano opera singers).

Movies:

I enjoy everything from CITIZEN KANE and 8 1/2 to DEATH RACE 2000 and PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE; but I don't really watch many films any more (though I still buy DVDs. Weird, huh?).

Television:

I have stopped watching TV.

Books:

I have read mostly non-fiction for years now; religion, philosophy, history, political/social issues, bio & auto-biographies & reference books...though I do occassional read poetry, or even a graphic novel or pulp reprint.

Heroes:

Too many to list...
"If I Die Before You Wake" - tribute to our troops