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LAUREN

It may be that my sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

About Me

I'm a drama queen, but just because I love drama, does not mean I want some of yours, I have enough of my own to keep me entertained long into the night. I am a photographer, a graphic designer, a-wanna-be singer/rockstar in my bathroom getting ready and driving in my car, and hope to have my very own small business someday, maybe doing all of those things at once (hey it doesn't hurt to have goals right?).
I love to have very in-depth conversations about everything and nothing at all, usually with a drink in my hand sitting in a comfy lawn chair with my Mexican blanket draped over me next to my rip-roaring fire-pit in my backyard. But don't get me wrong, I can party with the best of them, and can more then likely drink you under the table (I've had years of training). But as I get older the simple nights with some of the most excellent friends a girl could ask for and some cocktails from the kitchen suits me just fine.
I love to argue, doesn't mean I'll let you win, but I'll let you try. Laughter I think is the single thing that I do the most every day. Take my advice, do it as much as you can, as often as you can, and for no freaking reason at all. You can thank me later!!!
I married my high school sweetheart, after many years of being together and apart and together and apart, we finally realized we were much better together. He completes me and he's completely opposite of me, and I think it makes the relationship all that more interesting.
The smart-ass tendencies inside me can not be contained, so I'll apologize in advance. This seems like enough for now....
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My Interests

Photography, Graphic Design, Art, Reading, Interior Decorating, SWEET Wine, St. Louis Rams (I live 4 football season), Karaoke Bars, You Know Whatever.....etc!!!!

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I'd like to meet:

I'm not really here to meet people, I'm married, so there will be no exchanging of numbers or meeting you at some creepy bar in the middle of god knows where. I was introduced to Myspace, merely because it was something to do...and BAM... I was addicted. I'm here to listen to new music, network, and maybe if you're interesting enough...make a friend or two. Go ahead try your luck :)

Music:

Pretty Much Anything! I'm not very picky when it comes to music. I like anything I can sing to, tap my foot to, shake my ass to, or jump around like an idiot to. Not limited to...and in no particular order: Some Rap, HipHop and Rock (but not hard core), Country, 80's music, Oldies Music...and much much more. Oh...and I love the local band scene...here's to the underdog...they try harder anyways!!!
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Movies:

Steel Magnolias, Shallow Hal, Finding Neverland, Mean Girls, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Office Space, Napoleon Dynamite, Pretty Woman, Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Moulon Rouge, The Family Stone, Chicago, Hope Floats, Coyote Ugly, Transporter, Snatch, Kill Bill, Clueless, Princess Bride, Dirty Dancing, Uncle Buck, Girl Interrupted, Grease, Footloose, Cider House Rules, Spaceballs, Toy Story (1 and 2), Little Mermaid, Jungle Book, Wedding Crashers, The Color Purple, Beauty and The Beast, Message In A Bottle, Wizard of Oz, The Thumb Movies (you have to be a certain kind of silly to like those movies), Birdcage, 13 Going on 30, That Thing Called Love, RENT....god I can go on and on and on...I'll add more later

Television:

I'm addicted to most of the "WB" shows (example: Smallville, One Tree Hill, Gilmore Girls...HAHA I'm such a loser!!!), The O.C., Dave Chapelle show, along with all the CSI's and Law and Order shows.

Books:

The Sweet Potato Queens Book of Love, The Devil Wears Prada

Heroes:

I've met many people in my life that I consider a hero to me personally. There's too many to list. If you have changed me or my life in any way, your on this list. You know who you are. But I also consider myself to be my own personal hero!

My Blog

Halloween Public Service Announcement (Please read for your safety)

As we all prepare for the upcoming Halloween season, please take a few minutes to read some simple rules to help keep everyone safe.....1. - Don't assume the telephone calls are coming from another ho...
Posted by LAUREN on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 04:54:00 PST

It's cold outside folks...

Dress your animals.... LMAO I wouldn't do this, if he wasn't so freaking hillarious when I do. I haven't laughed this hard in awhile. He's got  a look on his face like a little child saying "c...
Posted by LAUREN on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 06:43:00 PST

If you're scared, don't show it, you might get out before the devil even knows you're there

Work this week...UGHHHHH! So many long hours! We've been SOOOOOO busy with this new thing going on there, that I haven't even had time to think...and barely eat (well eat well that is). Damn the freak...
Posted by LAUREN on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 07:43:00 PST

Sweet like candy to my soul, Sweet you rock, And sweet you roll

So Chris is on a business trip this week. He'll be back on Wednesday evening. But it's weird having him gone. I mean the first almost 8 years of our relationship the boy worked nights. I was the first...
Posted by LAUREN on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 07:05:00 PST

I wish I'd seen you as a little girl...Without your armor to fend off the world

Wow these past 27 years went by so quickly. HA! Times flies when your having fun I suppose. These past couple weeks I've been having a hard time admitting that I was turning 27. Not that I have a prob...
Posted by LAUREN on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 07:00:00 PST

Suddenly I see...this is what I wanna be....

Well I did it. I am now a Lifetime member of Weight Watchers. I started on 11-15-05 and now on 10-04-06 almost a year later, I am now almost 75lbs. lighter. I made the mistake of saying in my meeting ...
Posted by LAUREN on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 06:25:00 PST

Heal Over...

It isn't very difficult to see whyYou are the way you areDoesn't take a genius to realiseThat sometimes life is hardIt's gonna take timeBut you'll just have to waitYou're gonna be fineBut in the meant...
Posted by LAUREN on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 05:03:00 PST

Yeeee Haw...

Sometimes it's just fun to do something different. And by different, I mean interesting...and by interesting I mean DEMOLITION DERBY in Washington Missouri...HAHA!Chris and I are always trying to find...
Posted by LAUREN on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 12:31:00 PST

Well thank you Alfred...

"What is drama but life with the dull bits cut out." -Alfred Hitchcock  ...
Posted by LAUREN on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 05:42:00 PST

And the rocket's red glare...wait it's not the 4th of July.

Anyone else live close to JB park in SoCo?? Did anyone else see the fireworks at like 8:30 last night. WTF was going on back there. I was outside on the phone. Chris thought someone was firing a gun, ...
Posted by LAUREN on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 05:38:00 PST