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Troy is home

My kitten has been returned to me. Thankyou.

About Me

Come on everybody, this place is the Party-Party Fun-Fun Zone so roll up your trousers. I have!
Right, where do I begin?
Cully's given birth to Tigga (Charlotte named him, honest!), the Dad Kat Challenge: Armageddon is fast approaching, I'm getting into tennis BIG TIME and I've landed my first ever acing role as Lord Sutch in Telstar, a brilliant moviefilm with Con O'Neill, Pam Ferris, Kevin Spacey, JJ Feild, my mate Ralf Little and tons of other superb actors and actresses. And me!
Oh, and the solo album is coming along very nicely indeed!
Enjoy...

My Interests

Emptying litter trays, staying in, drinking expresso in huge quantities instead of food (apparently), inane blogs, food, magic, darts, Nintendo Wii, cars, magic.

I'd like to meet:

Nobody in particular, everybody's welcome. Recovering alcoholics & drug addicts, music enthusiasts, Nintendo Wii owners and bengal cat fanatics are warmly encouraged. However, you will only appear in my "top friends" list if your default picture shows yourself either topless, in swimwear or wearing dungarees. He-Man is exempt. Please read my blog for more information.
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Music:

Magnet Watch, Paul St. Paul and the Apostles, Brown Whornet, Tyler Larson, Leather Hands, E-wing, Little Thin Reedy & The Warriors, CPC Gangbangs, Brown Whornet, Magnet Watch, Magnet Watch, Magnet Watch, The Upper Crust, The International Band of Women and Men, Todd Rundgren, Magnet Watch and loads of cool stuff I've never heard of. And Magnet Watch.

Movies:

Telstar, Freejack, Death Line, Fubar, The Killing Zone, Time Barbarians, Hawk the Slayer, Condorman, Spies Like Us.

Television:

I like The Wire, Jonathan Creek, Midsomer Murders, Monk, CSI (pref. Miami), Rosemary & Thyme, Frost, Morse, Prime Suspect, Medium, Top Gear, Bergerac and ALL whodunnits. I'd like to act, but I know I'd be absolutely shite.

Books:

Jack the Ripper: The Definitive History by Paul Begg, Helter Skelter by Vincent Bugliosi, The Interpretation of Murder by Jed Rubenfeld, Highway to Hell by Clinton Walker.

Heroes:

Phil "The Power" Taylor, Tyler Larson, Freddie Mercury, John Nettles, Steven Tyler, Jeremy Clarkson, Bon Scott, Roy Thomas Baker, Brian May, Angus Young, Joe Perry, Chad Chadleigh, Crystal David, Eddie Van Halen, Pam Ferris, Donald Pleasance and Todd Rundgren.

My Blog

TROY IS HOME!!!!

A lovely lady round the corner found him in her shed. He's skinny but boy, was he pleased to see me when I went round to retrieve him.Thanks everyone for your prayers!Hurrah for Troy!x x x x x...
Posted by Troy is home on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 05:36:00 PST

New profile, No Troy

www.myspace.com/barbecuerockIt's where the music will be. I'm gonna shut down the ARSE site, so this will be the music zone.Troy still hasn't come home.I love you all. Come to my barbecue centre.Justi...
Posted by Troy is home on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 01:27:00 PST

One More Day (No Word)

There is no sign of Troy, although we have been chasing up several leads .Hopefully The Sun will put something in tomorrow's paper. I know it's obnoxious to use the press in that way but I don't care ...
Posted by Troy is home on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 09:19:00 PST

Troy Sightings

We've had an amazing response to our Troy campaign.We've responded to several sightings, but sadly none of them were our Troy.Donna suggested a mind-power merge, whereby we all concentrate on the word...
Posted by Troy is home on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 07:07:00 PST

Troy Missing in Action

Sargeant Troy has not been seen since Tuesday.We've put flyers through the doors of all of our immediate neighbours, front, back and sides but we've had no luck so far.Crystal David's joining the sear...
Posted by Troy is home on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 11:38:00 PST

What a difference a year makes!

It has now been a whole year since I gave up booze and drugs.Not a drop of alcohol has passed these lips, nor has a granule of cocaine entered these nostrils.Clean as a whistle, dry as a bone and very...
Posted by Troy is home on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 12:50:00 PST

Yo!

Just got back from a short holiday in Christchurch, near Bournemouth.It was awesome, played loads of tennis, ate loads of food, did loads of other stuff.We went to the funfair, and I took part in the ...
Posted by Troy is home on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 02:26:00 PST

A New Dawn

Justin Hawkins World has entered the third phase.I have just witnessed Donna leaving a commment asking wether Emily needed anything from Aldi.This is a very special day, and I am proud to witness such...
Posted by Troy is home on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 03:50:00 PST

Telstar is a Movie

Sorry, I should have pointed that out in my last blog.
Posted by Troy is home on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 03:58:00 PST

Telstar

Today my acting career began.Not since I was understudy to the back end of a pantomime horse in the school play have I experienced the roar of the greasepaint and the smell of the crowd. Until today t...
Posted by Troy is home on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 10:57:00 PST