Pete Tipple: Misogynist Crusader. Spreading the gospel against the evil dickless sex since 2006.
I’m an obsessive, compulsive, manic depressive, recovering from years of alcohol and self abuse, who nobody really knows...feel free to try and find out about me, however, do so at your own peril!
My goal for this year is to find an un−inhabited island, move there, claim independance, declare myself the leader, design a flag, write a national anthem, form an army, build an empire, develop a nuclear weapons program and destroy the rest of the world! I see myself as a new genghis khan or atilla the hun…or hitler to an extent…a ruthless leader with aspirations of world domination or, preferably, destruction!
I spend most of my life playing various musical instruments, listening to music, i rarely leave the house, i like my own space, I’m fairly quiet and introverted til i get a drink in me, which due to my previous problems is now practically impossible, or I pick up a guitar. I like to zone out, smoke a legal substance and learn web languages. I also can get very Kenneth Williams at times...a bit like Russel Brand, only not as over the top, slightly less of a cunt, and less likely to shag any female that moves…but I do have a way with words that gives me the ability to talk my way into or out of trouble! I can charm my way into a room with no doors or windows…I have pulled a lot of females behind their boyfriend's back…it may seem like I say a lot of things without thinking but every word I say is calculated and planned for maximum effect…I can be cold and heartless, with the ability to cut someone to the core…conversely, I can be warm and loving and make someone feel on top of the world! I hate the way the world is, everything seems to revolve around image and "cool"…it doesn’t matter what the situation, style always seems to come before substance…the human race pisses me off immensely!
Things that i like :−
guitars
rock ‘n’ roll
talking about sex
money
computers
Things that i don’t like :−
"lol"
pretty much every other internet slang term
sex
deliberate mis−spelling of words
"txt−tlk’
pretty much every girl on the planet
dedicated to a certain special person ;)
