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Lil' Gertie

Ya'll ready then for this?

About Me

Gertie a three foot Samoan ball of fun with serious deformities. TELL ALL FRIENDS TO ADD ME AND READ MY BLOGS!!!! WEB IS GREAT EXPERIENCE FOR ME!''Myspace Layouts

My Interests

reconstructive surgery, simple games

I'd like to meet:

Hunky men and people dont judge others with mind open!

Music:

Anything crunk, stuff that gets party start quickly right?

Heroes:

disfigured and then disabled people too who say "Hey big world look at me! I go nowhere so get used to!"

My Blog

BEST DAY EVER IN FUCKING LIFE

Oh my God, cant even barely type then! Can barely type anyways, fingers malformed. But shaking too now because of best day ever!!!Let me back up then. Grandma Moses without Gertie knowing call Make a ...
Posted by Lil' Gertie on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 12:02:00 PST

Latest letter to Tom Brady

Dear Tom Brady: Hello then again from your biggest fan. Want say so sorry you not able pull off patented fourth quarter comeback. Looked to Gertie like they pass interference. Anyhoo, real reaso...
Posted by Lil' Gertie on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 09:08:00 PST

lots to catch up on then

So finally court date come and go and mom not show up. Think it weird then because although she not love only daughter she still money grubber. So when she not show up know something happen to her. Re...
Posted by Lil' Gertie on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 08:59:00 PST

Vagina Monologues

Just heard about this then. Saw some of this too. Make me feel soooo empowered! Feel so proud of vagina! Here my vagina world! (and sexy Tom Brady New England Patriots quarterback can see too! Te...
Posted by Lil' Gertie on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 05:39:00 PST

not punk anymore

Went down road less travelled and find out why then. Always angst. Life shit, diseased disgusting titties. Tried find self in punk rock guise. Got father to take to mall and just leave. Just hang out ...
Posted by Lil' Gertie on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 11:42:00 PST

feel stupid

yeah, sure disillusioned, but fuck... got mohawk. now just kinda letting it end its own way too. moment of euphoria, but just like anything. labels shit. want to FUCK. ok said it. WANT FUCK NOW. every...
Posted by Lil' Gertie on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 08:19:00 PST

crooked fingers

Learned new way flip off someone. It Britsh. You just do two fingers. Work sooo much better for Gertie, hands not so good. Fuck off!!!
Posted by Lil' Gertie on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 11:47:00 PST

Punk is kind of bullshit

Have be honest. This punk thing not happen out of blue. Got idea over at Phife's house. His mom aging punk rocker. Anyhoo, tell Gertie about time late 70's, early 80's said "Fuck you, world!!!" Intri...
Posted by Lil' Gertie on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 08:47:00 PST

BIG CHANGES GERTIE

So got so fed up with things said fuck it. Whole civilization bullshit. Feel fucking nihilistic too. Fuck it, gonna die anyway right? So get ready then world, get ready THEN FOR THIS!!!!!    ...
Posted by Lil' Gertie on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 03:57:00 PST

School trouble

So in school other day, we pasting things. So fucking boring then. Caleb of course just pitiful eating glue. Teacher say to Gertie in real fake sweet voice, "Gertie, you're doing really well." I look ...
Posted by Lil' Gertie on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 12:50:00 PST