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Empathobot

Now we're turning on the lights. It's the first day of my second life...

About Me

Harmonious contradiction incarnate. A kaleidoscope of dark and light. Fittingly ambidextrous with no definable eye color. Cynical/optimistic, rational/romantic, responsible/quirky, solid/chameleon, calculating/random, passionate/tranquil, kind/compulsively honest, mature/goofy...and of course, a complete

The sacred moments of silliness are where I find my heaven...

***INFJ***

My Interests

neuroscience, psychophysiology, writing, literature, satire, integrative medicine, quantum physics, paradoxes, psychology, sociology, biology, immunology, astrology, astronomy, semiotics, forensics, technology, alchemy, archetypes, psychoacoustics, symbolism, metaphors, oddities, chakras, auras, absurdity, kitsch, sewing, surrealism, postmodernism, riddles, enigmas, the onion, juxtapoz, museums, galleries, bookstores, shamanism, bellydancing, meditation, aromatherapy, healing, qi gong, divination, robots, crafts, harmonious contradiction, mandalas, vintage artifacts, ugly toys, puppets, comics, strange art, stripes, corsets, antiquated sciences, compassion, ambition, responsibility, loyalty, volunteer work, simple pleasures, sensory indulgence, flickr searches, info blogs, stop motion animation, the sweet and sinister, the creepy and beautiful, gadgets and gizmos, light and shadow, psyche and soma, animus and anima, dreams and schemes, genetics and memetics, textbooks and tarot cards, shifting paradigms, defying the laws of physics, navigating the unknowable...

...pictures that tickle my eyes...

I'd like to meet:

My pancreas.

Music:

deathrock, post punk, industrial, darkwave, goth, metal, hardcore, grindcore, metalcore, trip hop, ethereal, psychobilly, new wave, no wave, punk, post rock, digital hardcore, electronic, ambient, classical, shoegaze, IDM, drum & bass, dark cabaret, synthpop, world, funk, jazz, blues, old school soul/rap, chant, 80's pop...

Movies:

Amelie, Willy Wonka, City of Lost Children, MST3K, Spinal Tap, A Christmas Story, Lost in Translation, Big Lebowski, Lorenzo's Oil, Night of the Living Dead, Plan 9 From Outer Space, The Day the Earth Stood Still, Metropolis, Heathers, Princess Bride, Vincent Price classics, Dead Alive, cult flicks, cheesy sci-fi, Japanese and Italian horror...b-movies with monsters made of plastic wrap and chocolate syrup...Tim Burton, Coen Brothers, Jean-Pierre Jeunet, Christopher Guest, Ed Wood...

Television:

MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000, Twilight Zone, Alfred Hitchcock Presents, Futurama, Seinfeld...documentaries on Discovery, Learning and History channels…

Books:

Tao Te Ching (Lao Tzu), The Giving Tree (Shel Silverstein), The Prophet (Kahlil Gibran). Authors: Dr. Candace Pert, Aldous Huxley, Kurt Vonnegut, Vladimir Nabokov, Don DeLillo, Thomas Pynchon, Oscar Wilde, George Orwell, William Gisbon, Deepak Chopra, Jon Kabat-Zinn, Philip K. Dick, James Joyce, Raymond Carver, Donald Barthelme, Douglas Adams, Jean Paul Sartre, Albert Camus, Carl Jung, Albert Einstein, Friedrich Nietzsche, Voltaire, Moliere, Shakespeare...

Heroes:

My father and mother, Dr. Candace Pert, my "teachers" Charlotte and Ciana, those who live their own truth honestly and wholeheartedly with integrity...and anyone who embodies the nearly impossible combination of compassion, responsibility and absurdity.

These amazing souls:

My partner in crime:


My Blog

Astrological Repellent

How to Effectively Get Rid of Every Sign:Aries-  Smile and nod vacantly.  Never express an opinion, preference or idea.  When they ask you questions about yourself, DO NOT give a substa...
Posted by Empathobot on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 09:54:00 PST

A few among the many thousands...(warning: art)

...of things that intoxicate my eyes (classic, vintage, realism and countless other categories not included)....
Posted by Empathobot on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 11:29:00 PST

Surgically Removing the Shapes in My Guts

For the last few weeks I've had daily hospital visits along with every painful, invasive and humiliating test offered by modern medicine.  Finally, after TEN YEARS of illness, countless baffled d...
Posted by Empathobot on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 07:51:00 PST

Feast your eyes on the coolest creature in existence!

The Mimic Octopus makes me wish I were a marine biologist ("Is anyone here a Marine Biologist?").Unfortunately, footage of this awesome creature is tragically scarce.Some BasicsStill photos do NOT do ...
Posted by Empathobot on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 08:44:00 PST

"If there's a wait at Famous Dave's...we'll just go to Pennsylvania."

No silly photo collage could express my infinite thanks to Artie, who made this much-needed spontaneous adventure possible....
Posted by Empathobot on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 08:59:00 PST