Yum |
I am slightly hungover. I feel yucky. I thirsty. I have some orange juice, but I think there's ants in it... I go back to sleep now :)
Posted by Better Living Through Irony on Thu, 31 May 2007 08:54:00 PST |
King of Carrot Flowers, Part 1 |
So much ass is kicked, with this song... When you were young you were the king of carrot flowers And how you built a tower tumbling through the trees In holy rattlesnakes...
Posted by Better Living Through Irony on Thu, 31 May 2007 01:08:00 PST |
I'm drinking my 16th beer tonite... |
You know, I'm not proclaiming this as some sort of badge of braggadocio. It's just simply the facts. I wonder if normal humans can drink 16 beers and even stand upright? I think not. Most people have ...
Posted by Better Living Through Irony on Thu, 31 May 2007 12:50:00 PST |
All new music sucks. |
I hate all new music. I don't hate it because I hate everything, which I do. I do hate everything. I hate new music because it sucks the paint off the wall. It's either all bullshit emotional and "edg...
Posted by Better Living Through Irony on Thu, 31 May 2007 08:40:00 PST |
We got some mental illnesses up in this bizneeyotch |
So I'm watching the local nightly news and some lady hung her 4 kids and then hung herself. People were trying to cope with what she did, because the average person can't handle tragedies since they a...
Posted by Better Living Through Irony on Wed, 30 May 2007 03:34:00 PST |
I take pictures of stormclouds... |
Storms a'comin my way. ...
Posted by Better Living Through Irony on Thu, 24 May 2007 06:44:00 PST |
VHS Virus Detected in Wisconsin Fish |
Lake WinnebagoAnglers Taking VHS Virus Seriously May 18, 2007 06:05 PM By Jason Zimmerman Preliminary test results show fish taken from Lake Winnebago tested positive for the VHS virus. It's a virus...
Posted by Better Living Through Irony on Sat, 19 May 2007 04:57:00 PST |
B-I-N-G-O |
Tonight is the premiere of "National Bingo Night" on ABC. That's right, it's a bingo gameshow on primetime television. A bingo game. On TV. Bingo.Heads of studios that create shows like this are smart...
Posted by Better Living Through Irony on Fri, 18 May 2007 12:55:00 PST |
More fun with MySpace banner ads... |
This was my newest myspace banner advertisement on my homepage. Good times:
Posted by Better Living Through Irony on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 01:43:00 PST |
Worst.Lyrics.Ever. |
This is not taking into account rap songs since they aren't actually a legitimate form of music but merely beat influenced idiocy performed by mouth-breathing poseurs grabbing their crotches.(oooh min...
Posted by Better Living Through Irony on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 04:28:00 PST |
