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Louise

Who else is gonna work in this shit for no money and no tips?

About Me

Louise, born Luisa Jacinto Pilao Duro Capelo Rego, spent much of her childhood living in caravans on the windswept beaches of her native Portugal. Born to a roving band of gypsy performers, Louise showed a natural talent for arial acrobatics and trapeeze artistry from a young age. In her native tongue she was known as "Reluzente Veado Voador" ("The Resplendent Flying Deer").At the age of 14, Louise fell in love with the dashing Spanish corporal, Don Jose. So smitten was Don Jose that he mutinied against his superiors and eventually joined Louise and her family, then situated in the mountains of Spain. Things took a turn for the worse, however, when Louise turned her affections to the tightly clad bullfighter, Escamillo. Their relationship drove Don Jose completely mad; whereupon Louise's family decided to send her to live with her aunty in Newark, New Jersey.Louise - an arresting natural beauty with uncanny screen presence - soon followed the bright lights to Broadway. Since graduating from Maria Teresa Filipo Gonzales' Catholic Reform School for Girls, Louise has starred in many off-Broadway performances of Sleeping Beauty in Air with the Hell's Kitchen Gypsy Repertory Theater. She has also received critical acclaim for her arial interpretation of Mozart's "Der Hölle Rache kocht in meinem Herzen."Louise presently lives in New York City with her indefatigable lover, Nic, and two feral cats...I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

GLAMOUR, futebol, GLAMOUR, politics, GLAMOUR, game theory, GLAMOUR, quantum physics, GLAMOUR ...

I'd like to meet:

Louise does Luz

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Music:

He-Man covers What's Goin On by 4 Non-Blondes. He-Man still gives me the shivers. Come to mama, honey... WORK IT ... WORK IT.

OMG!!! ... Work it some more, honey. DAAAAAAAAMN!

Oh no they didn't!

Movies:

El Camino de Los Ingleses (Antonio ... sigh), Heathers (of course), Anything directed by Almodovar, Purple Rain (although I'm a bit pissed at Prince and his Jehovah's ass at the moment), Flashdance

Television:

Fuck TV. It's all crap ... That is except for Jeremy Paxman (Newsnight), Nip/Tuck, E True Hollywood Story, Project Runway and Queer Eye.

Books:

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Love me some Hunter S. Thompson. Pity he's dead.

Heroes:

DIVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE! Miss Nevada (What do expect from a beauty queen from Vegas? She's doing her state proud.)

My Blog

Fat fuckers on the train...

I know "fat fuckers" is politically insensitive. Maybe "fucking fat asses" or "fat assed bitches" would be more appropriate. Believe me, I do not aim to offend, but I am sick to death of fat assed ...
Posted by Louise on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 10:51:00 PST

Para Antonio ... meu amor

Para Antonio ... meu amor (Part I)Far off the beaten track,Far from the tawny glow of lights in Granada,Sits a village in the tumbleweeds of Sierra Nevada,And if a man would dare to brave the long an...
Posted by Louise on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 09:53:00 PST

Help Louise become an American

Hello CAMPers, As many of you know, your beautiful friend Louise was born a Portugay.  As I am not a native of Sweden or Holland, I do struggle with my English a bit (especially after a few drink...
Posted by Louise on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 08:11:00 PST

Cock Rock Vol. I: The Inimitable Iggy Pop

Now, if you read the blog Intro to Cock Rock: Justin Hawkins, you will recall that I sort of half-defined cock rock as having something to do with the superiority of the lead singer's pelvic thrust. &...
Posted by Louise on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 12:29:00 PST

Cock Rock Vol. I: Prince **DELETED FOR BEING A TURD**

Hello campers,I was originally planning to dedicate Volume I of my series on cock rock to Prince; however, since he's turned into a total evangelical twat; and removed all of his best clips from YouTu...
Posted by Louise on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 10:37:00 PST

Intro to Cock Rock: Justin Hawkins

Hello darlings, Since this is my inaugural blog, I would like to get the balls rolling with one of my all-time favourite subjects: pelvic thrust.  A wise man once said: "Rock is cock," and, chil...
Posted by Louise on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 06:45:00 PST