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kirby

i'm practicing my routine for "so you think you can dance"

About Me


i like candy and fairy floss

My Interests

I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles. Sure, I might offend a few of the bluenoses with my cocky stride and musky odors -- oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called "City Fathers" who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?"

I'd like to meet:

angelina jolie, i want to see if i actually would turn for her. or natalie portman because she too is also rather attractive!

Music:

kings of leon, david ford, ryan adams, death cab for cutie, tegan and sara, the panics, john butler trio, muscles, beth orton..... i live for music, i die for lists

Movies:

The last of the mohicans, a clockwork orange, if..., whats eating gilbert grape, anchorman, brick, roman holiday, the philidelphia story, forest gump...... movies are just lovely.

Television:

Black books, extras, the office, arrested development, entourage, boston legal

Books:

i'm reading homer's odyssey. i wish i was wise and insightful and perceptive and dedicated

Heroes:

the caramello koala

My Blog

I often wonder how much of what we don’t do gets noticed

To fear human touch is a mighty big fear. I wonder how many people actually do have this fear or if it's a selective fear. There are some fears or phobias if you will, that are granted. Fear of heigh...
Posted by kirby on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 06:40:00 PST

21 May 2008

  Today is the anniversary of his death. I have nothing but biss to give away. I have nothing but bliss to offerI don't get paid for my concernThere is only this momentAnd fuck all the restI am a...
Posted by kirby on Wed, 21 May 2008 10:23:00 PST

you’ve got tales to tell

We had so much funthe sunburn was unmatched the air guitar and proclamations of lovewere loud, often and shared. Riding bicycles blind downa blackened roaddripping wet and cuddlingon the warm bitument...
Posted by kirby on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 07:13:00 PST

one step ahead

Never get comfortable, never assume. Because without doubt everything will come down! I went to New York, and I stayed on the top floor penthouse of the Waldorf Astoria. I was riding the lifts up an...
Posted by kirby on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 12:23:00 PST

i will charm i will slice i will dazzle them with my wit

i'm trying to think of something brilliant to write. where do we draw the line in responsibility? when does it stop being mine and start being ours? or theirs even? do all actions have a consequence?...
Posted by kirby on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 11:39:00 PST

all i wanted was a lax day in the city!

AHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!! in the city today fixing up some things buying some things and generally wasting time so i didn't have to do my assignment.....and guess what!!   RUSSELL CROWE WAS P...
Posted by kirby on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 10:59:00 PST

don't give it away in the subject line

i have a friend called adam, i think he's gay but that could just be me!
Posted by kirby on Wed, 19 Oct 2005 06:06:00 PST