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j9

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About Me

....hahaha gross!! that's the inside of my body! let it buffer, the "youtube" is kinda slow I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

my interests include sleeping, scowling, and wishing I had more when I already have plenty. My pet peeves include wasps, diane keaton, PETA, American Apparel, publicity photos for bands, the word "indie," hairless celebrity vagina, those awful True ads, and people who stop on the subway stairs to check for cell reception.you can read about all the things i hate here www.wastesofspace.com

Music:

no pussy music. no emo, no indie, no springsteen, nothing from the past seven years or so that would get significant radio play. L7, Ween, Add n to (X), the knife, slick rick, the fall, ministry, dolly parton, out hud, negroclash, joy division, missy misdemeanor, e.l.o, the andrews sisters, jc, soundtracks by michael andrews, cannibal ox, siouxsie and the banshees, coin, pre-hagar van halen. that's a small slice of what mama like. also, the maryjane girls rock that shit like you wouldn't believe.

Movies:

kustom kar kommados, a reason to live (anything by anger or the kuchars really), french finishing school, cabin fever, freeway, grindhouse, glengarry/glen ross, texas chainsaw massacre (the original shit), female trouble, hostel, blood for dracula, boogie nights,funny games, battle royale, tetsuo the iron man, the jerk, pee-wee's big adventure, city of women, city of feelings, rules of attraction, me and you and everyone we know, and i'm sure that someday, if it's ever released...the adaptation of "glamorama" will rise to the top of my list.

Television:

reruns, sifl and olly, homicide: life on the streets, newsradio, 6ft under, lost, nip/tuck, weeds, good eats, dexter, south park, pee-wee's playhouse, king of queens, the parkers (fuck you don't judge me), the simpsons, battlestar galactica has entered the mix as well as kenny vs. spenny, and it goes without saying...the adventures of pete and pete.

Books:

GLAMORAMA is the tops. music for torching, calvin and hobbes, confederacy of dunces, prayer for owen meany, geek love, christopher pike (for reals). i like love and rockets comics and have developed a small gay crush on Penny Century. for reading on the internets i like dlisted.com, quizlaw.com, cuteoverload.com, and wastesofspace.com.

Heroes:

norman lear

My Blog

get off my street, assholes

So for the past year or so the sidewalk in my neighborhood has been consistently defiled by this bleach-blonde douchebag comedy show promoter and it's recently gotten worse.  Not only has the sho...
Posted by j9 on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 08:44:00 PST

oxymoron

this morning i was reading my horoscope via the daily news online and was horrified to read "Linsdsay Lohan tastefully nude (for a change)" or something of that nature.  My head almost exploded t...
Posted by j9 on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 11:08:00 PST

Check out this event: Indie Writers DeathMatch

Hosted By: Broken Pencil MagazineWhen: Wednesday Feb 06, 2008 at 8:00 PMWhere: http://www.brokenpencil.com/deathmatch/view.php?idhttp://www .brokenpencil.com/deathmatch/view.php?idToronto, Ontario|52 1...
Posted by j9 on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 03:54:00 PST

two quick things

1. i finally saw "transformers" and i can't believe Megan Fox has a career outside of porn.  bitch is pretty but has no acting skills beyond slithering and making a "stick it in me" face.  I...
Posted by j9 on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 12:44:00 PST

my big gay subconscious

i had a hot lesbo sex dream the other night- kind of a surprise because i'm not into the 'gina.  well, i may not be gay but i sure am queer so maybe it's not a big surprise.  anyway, i was i...
Posted by j9 on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 08:16:00 PST

I hate cabbies as well as PETA

and I wrote alllll about both on my other blog...the one that has the potential to generate some cash.  so mosey on over to www.wastesofspace.com and take a gander.  I wish I could ask you t...
Posted by j9 on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 10:21:00 PST

stfu about michael vick already

yes torturing animals is a horrible thing to do, there's no condoning it, i think its bad, blah blah blah. but can i just say that if we devoted half of this energy to stamping out our crooked govern...
Posted by j9 on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 05:25:00 PST

about good deeds

Today I was running a little late for work and when I got to the subway turnstile I went about my regular routine of running up the stairs, and speed walking to the end of the platform. I do this beca...
Posted by j9 on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 05:09:00 PST

Does This Mean I’m Dying?

this horoscope scares me If you don't want to peter out with a whimper in September, you should exit with a bang as soon as possible. In another couple of weeks, you'll have to answer to fate, whereas...
Posted by j9 on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 12:43:00 PST

think you know me, punks??

http://www.quizyourfriends.com/quizpage.php?quizname=0708131 51959-940951&
Posted by j9 on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 02:16:00 PST